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Life Advice / Re: Quest to Fitness: Victory Over Week 9
« on: August 09, 2012, 11:12:36 am »
Lol, luck would definitely be needed. I have no trouble finding willing females, and I'm fairly charming, quite on accident, but my problem is that I turn into a frothing rage-monster when I get hurt in a relationship. Then I hurt back, and I'm smart enough to do terrible, terrible things to people without ever touching them.  :-[ I don't like being mean, so I've been avoiding the whole situation for the sake of others, but I'm at the point where I need companionship or I'll go insane.

And you'll have your day, Josh. Just be patient. :D

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Hell yes. We could make money off this bitch. If it ever has a sufficiently dramatic and suspenseful end. FPS death would be a bitch to write about. ::)

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Life Advice / Re: My fight against caffeine.
« on: August 09, 2012, 11:06:03 am »
Wow  :o. I tried to placate the crave with cheats, like allowing myself a soda on my birthday or when a friend was over. The crave saw my weakness though, and hit me hard. Once you quit caffeine you have to treat it like meth or something. Not even once and all that, heading to the rehab center after a Sierra Mist.


Funny you say this, but in rehab, I've noticed that some people have far more trouble quitting smoking and drinking coffee/caffiene than quitting meth or heroin or what have you. Maybe because drugs are super expensive, I'm guessing?

Also, for MZ: Turn off your AC. Just the natural thermoregulation of your body will burn so many damn calories, it won't even be funny. Seriously. Although, with your daughter, I'd say don't leave it off when she's coming over/is around, just for her sake, but it really will help you lose weight.

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Life Advice / Re: Quest to Fitness: Victory Over Week 7
« on: August 09, 2012, 10:59:55 am »
You can always post your own things, it doesn't bother me any. A quest can have company afterall.

I haven't personally updated alot recently. My sleep schedule is deeply messed up right now, so it's hard to make time for cardio during the daytime recently, though I'm still taking time to do pushups everyday.


In this case, and not in an attempt to derail, I may in fact be sufficiently emotionally healed from the last go-around to attempt to get a girlfriend. This would be... Different. I've been single for maybe three years or more.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Drunk Fortress
« on: August 09, 2012, 10:58:27 am »
what if  we modded in alcohol !? we could have "drunk fortress" !

booze is just a baby syrup , vodka is real alcohol !
Vodka is for losers! Rubbing alcohol is real alcohol!
Rubbing Alcohol is for losers, Grain Alcohol is real alcohol.

Real men drink their own urine.
Its like a alcoholic's arms race.


And Kamin is winning.
And Jelzin loses in that competition.
real men drink someone else's urine
Chuck Norris drinks real men.

Drinks urine real men


... Scratch that, Chuck Norris drinks whatever Wellincolin has been smoking. :P

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... This all makes sense, and also makes for a very busy day for Urist. O.o

Also, since you ordered it all nice and fancy like that, we could just make the whole thing one giant multi-authored collaborative novel. Or two novels. :P


If anyone even tries to alter the FIST OF RAEG I will come into thier apartment and beat them with a pitchblende mug untill they stop moving. Speaking of which, I have a very small update coming in just a little bit so sit tight. i gotta upload the pictures. there will be three missing (FBs take time to draw damn it!) Copper is sufficently shiny and it won't be getting rained on by blood constantly (that was to avoid the damned caught in freakish weather from building up repeatedly.)


I lol'd.

Also, the FIST OF RAEG isn't in the blood rain? IIRC, the non-bleeding part of the map was kinda small and in the top left corner. Is the Fist given sufficient display area for people to appreciate its majesty?

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Okay, for one, psychological attacks like the one you propose are generally called terrorism, and generally do not have the intended effect. Usually, instead of breaking their will to fight, the terroristic attack actually redoubles the enemy's will to fight. It just pisses them off.
For two, we would be expending a hideous amount of time, effort, and urists to be hollowing out space rocks for use as habitable areas when we are just going to throw them at earth anyway. Why not skip the expensive part and just throw them at earth?
For three, we still haven't discussed how we are going to deal with the tripods. How are we going to accomplish anything when we're getting death ray'd every five seconds?

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edit: Hanslanda, I hadn't noticed before just how little Urist sleeps. :P There's at least four of Urist's updates between two of Vanya's, because she sleeps pretty often... Keeping track of the days is a bit confusing. I think we might have an actual chronological continuity problem. :-\ Hopefully not, but we'll see...


It's all the mind-altering drugs and high stress situations I tell ya. :P But more seriously, I just kind of assumed sleeping and such happened 'off-camera' as it were, in any spaces between the updates with enough time for him to catch a nap.

reedit: Armok's infinite beard, what have I gotten myself into... o_o
Okay, just hit page 145, and I'm getting Splint's stories into the continuity. If I was up to my neck in snarls before, I'm possibly drowning now.     I can only hope the readers won't feel the same way. Seriously, guys, there's like four different stories happening at once, and none of them are in order.
But... this is Spearbreakers... Mugs come in the door, and sanity goes out the window...

my brain is mush.


Spearbreakers: Continuity means 'happens at the same time', right?

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We do now.
*Writes 'Organic Mass Driver' in notebook*
*Also writes 'Attempt to exploit violently dangerous alien creatures for !!Profit!!' in notebook*

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Goblin: Okay guys, remember. Run in and die!
Goblin 2: Wait, how will that defeat the dwarves?
Goblin: We ain't attacking the dwarves, we are going to defeat the HUMANS by making them take all our crap the dwarves trade them!
All: HOO HAH!


Oh my god, the Goblins are brilliant, in a twisted, mostly retarded kind of way.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:57:27 am »
Casts summon bigger Niko Bellic.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:53:43 am »
I do it all the time, Corai! What? No! No I do not ruthlessly exploit the system! Seriously though, I don't exploit it *too* much.


Exploiting the system is much like cheating in that it shows you care more about winning.

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Seconded. Also, dibs on head of the Bioweapons division. Always the best division of any evil megacorp business.

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Oh, the humans are still trying to load up the endless flood of useless shit we sold them. They might actually go insane before they load up and leave.


Dwarf: Here, have some mugs.
Human: Alright, let's load 'em up.
*Three months later*
Human: Where are all these fucking mugs coming from?!? Is this some kind of sick joke, you little bearded liver?!

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You could say that. And you would be extremely correct. This thread is a goddamn goldmine.
Look, me and acetech09 just got this thing working and orginised, so please, can you stay on topic, as impossible a thing that is to ask :P. Goback to talking about test-tube babies and mars and stuff like you were before....... its acceptible now.
I can't do any of that because that would be a rerail, which doesn't exist in this thread.


There are no rails here. Only brainfreeztm and some deeply flawed plans for colonizing the Martian surface. How are we going to deal with all the tripods? We can't take our bacteria to Mars!

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