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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 09, 2012, 01:40:04 am »
Arrive, glare at lich menacingly.

Loads STG44 Corai gave him, continues glaring menacingly at Lich.

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You could say that. And you would be extremely correct. This thread is a goddamn goldmine.

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I know. Play on words again. :P

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Don't you know this is Spearbreakers? We are the crime against nature. At this point, we're just making friends with other crimes against nature. Like Ash and Softa. And Skinless!Frog.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:39:46 am »
So you think that the world will join us...
because we stole a severed elf dick.


To the OOC thread!

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Whoa, is that really my quote? I just noticed that.

And then Mr. Rogers would change sweaters. Because his other one would need dry-cleaning.


This made me lol. And he would have to take off his loafers and put on boots first, for the ass-kicking.

Is Mr. Rogers the new chuck norris?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:36:14 am »
Indeed. The scene where... You know. You know the scene. The one. I'm not going to describe it damnit, you know which one. That scene really ended the whole 'creepy' vibe for me. It was just offensive then.

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General Discussion / Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:34:31 am »
Udib Asfoker, Potash Maker has given birth to puppies!


Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.


Also, I approve Urist Imiknorris' quote. >.>
<.<

May be offensive to some readers. Reader discretion...  8) Is advised.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:31:13 am »
"You don't deserve to breathe anymore! The mucus told us so! We beetles are very good at such things. It would be so much easier if you trusted us, we're in the know on this."

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...........Mr Rogers, is it okay to kill these people?


Yes. But first we have to make them tea and listen to their side of the argument.
Then we can choke them until we feel the last spasms escaping from their failing organs, and the light dies in their eyes.
Then I shall make cookiees for everyone. But not the dead people, that would be crass.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:18:35 am »
This "notgame" is good on so many levels. I'm not sure what to say, but I was touched.

Takes a minute to load up.
This notgame was made for people who feel lonely. You play as a square that is avoided by other squares.
...is that supposed to make them feel better?  ???

I just don't get these types of things...
Maybe it's to make people who really haven't felt lonely understand in some sort of black-and-white, pixelized way?


I've been lonely before, and this game just made me go, "Why am I doing this right now? I can never have these seconds back ever again, and I'm doing this with them?"

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I found a pair of Aviators in a car park today. I pocketed them.

I tried them on in front of my friends later. Standard reaction was barely contained laughter. It was brilliant until someone showed me how I look in them, at which point I became very embarrassed and took them off.

When you are faced with moments like these, you have two choices: you can feel embarrassed and capitulate to the masses, or you can embrace the seeming ridiculousness and make it your own. Heck, you might even make it stylish.

Making it work is all a matter of confidence and charisma... and barring that, a matter of giving a number of fucks that approaches zero.


WARNING: DANGEROUSLY LOW ON FUCKS TO GIVE. REFILL FUCKS AT YOUR CONVENIENCE, LADIES.

Ahem. That was probably a bit too much, but its midnight here and I had to drive drunk people around, so nyah. :P

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DF General Discussion / Re: Drunk Fortress
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:12:12 am »
what if  we modded in alcohol !? we could have "drunk fortress" !

booze is just a baby syrup , vodka is real alcohol !
Vodka is for losers! Rubbing alcohol is real alcohol!
Rubbing Alcohol is for losers, Grain Alcohol is real alcohol.

Real men drink their own urine.
Its like a alcoholic's arms race.


And Kamin is winning.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 09, 2012, 12:10:02 am »
Weird, I knew exactly what he meant with that juice, I read it like that, as well.

And then you end up on that part of youtube again.
WHAT.


WHAT.

WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAT.


Ahem. *Drills hole in skull, pours in bleach*
You appear to have fucked your quotes. How unsanitary.


Oh. Wierd. How'd that happen?

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Also, you're both totally going to blow it. (wait, does reverse psychology work in these scenarios? I hope so.)
i take your reverse psychology and raise you Fruedian slip
Well, fuck.

Wait... that's a slip too. Well shit, then. I dearly hope you all aren't into that. But if you are I won't be judgmental.

...

I'll just shut up now.


No, keep going. You're opening up a multitude of psychological cans of worms for us to pick at, like grotesque pigeon psychologists.

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