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So you think that the world will join us...
because we stole a severed elf dick.
And then Mr. Rogers would change sweaters. Because his other one would need dry-cleaning.
Udib Asfoker, Potash Maker has given birth to puppies!
Strangle Lich with Bob Marley.
Is advised............Mr Rogers, is it okay to kill these people?
Maybe it's to make people who really haven't felt lonely understand in some sort of black-and-white, pixelized way?This "notgame" is good on so many levels. I'm not sure what to say, but I was touched.This notgame was made for people who feel lonely. You play as a square that is avoided by other squares.
Takes a minute to load up.
...is that supposed to make them feel better?
I just don't get these types of things...
I found a pair of Aviators in a car park today. I pocketed them.
I tried them on in front of my friends later. Standard reaction was barely contained laughter. It was brilliant until someone showed me how I look in them, at which point I became very embarrassed and took them off.
When you are faced with moments like these, you have two choices: you can feel embarrassed and capitulate to the masses, or you can embrace the seeming ridiculousness and make it your own. Heck, you might even make it stylish.
Making it work is all a matter of confidence and charisma... and barring that, a matter of giving a number of fucks that approaches zero.
Its like a alcoholic's arms race.Rubbing Alcohol is for losers, Grain Alcohol is real alcohol.what if we modded in alcohol !? we could have "drunk fortress" !Vodka is for losers! Rubbing alcohol is real alcohol!
booze is just a baby syrup , vodka is real alcohol !
Real men drink their own urine.
You appear to have fucked your quotes. How unsanitary.Weird, I knew exactly what he meant with that juice, I read it like that, as well.WHAT.
And then you end up on that part of youtube again.
WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAT.
WHAT.
Ahem. *Drills hole in skull, pours in bleach*
Well, fuck.QuoteAlso, you're both totally going to blow it. (wait, does reverse psychology work in these scenarios? I hope so.)i take your reverse psychology and raise you Fruedian slip
Wait... that's a slip too. Well shit, then. I dearly hope you all aren't into that. But if you are I won't be judgmental.
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I'll just shut up now.
