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Messages - IronTomato

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: November 17, 2012, 05:31:20 pm »
We could teach all the Bay12ers some form of martial arts, go over to the DRC and hit people.
We are now 2/4 of the way done.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 16, 2012, 03:09:11 pm »
Granted. You now post "I want"

EDIT: Oh, the irony. I wish for a diet coke.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:39 pm »
Urist cancels eat Plump helmet: Interrupted by Cheese Doodles.
Urist McDwarf has been stuffed.
WWUD If he decided that plump helmets tasted like crap?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What turns you off about DF?
« on: November 16, 2012, 11:40:26 am »
It took me a long time to learn DF, which I say is the main problem. Like Minecraft, the game doesn't have a very in-depth tutorial. (Though the help screen is very helpful) However, once you learn so much about the game, you can just teach yourself the rest. If there was an option to go through a hands-on tutorial thing, and then a window would pop up saying "Press d to make designations, put a mining designation on the highlighted area," Or something like that, that would be a great way to teach newbies how to play.
multi-core support.
UUUUGGHH

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 16, 2012, 11:31:33 am »
Have multiple consciousnesses, because bees is plural. He would also sting all the nobles, and make honey for the fort.

WWUD If he was playing Just Cause 2?
(If you don't know that game, you are wrong)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 16, 2012, 11:28:55 am »
Granted. You go mad with power, and kill everyone on the planet except yourself.

I wish that I wasn't afraid of falling.
(The reason I'm afraid of heights, is the thought of falling. Google it)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 16, 2012, 11:26:25 am »
That's one baby jabberer. You know that those grow as high as cavern ceiling, right? :P
That's pretty cool.
Also, the DF wiki says jabberers are wingless.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 16, 2012, 07:47:40 am »
Granted. You are now terrified of women. Whenever you see someone female, you scream at the top of your lungs and faint.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 16, 2012, 07:41:28 am »
Adventurers don't need alcohol. At least I don't think so.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 15, 2012, 04:52:43 pm »
How is the peasant lifting up that jabberer with one hand?
Anywho, we need something to do. Hunt around for interesting shinies and such that may be useful.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 14, 2012, 05:16:04 pm »
It deserves a:
"Who's a good birdy! You are! Yes you are!"
...*ahem.*

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 14, 2012, 05:09:05 pm »
If there's a baby, it could go in the pouch, yah.

By the way, is it just me or does the jabberer look sad?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 14, 2012, 05:07:04 pm »
Your wish is invalid, please try again.

I wish for spaghetti. I'm hungry.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 14, 2012, 04:41:05 pm »
Granted, I hired him to kill you because you stole m

I wish my computer wasn't so crappy.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 14, 2012, 04:36:28 pm »
If it can't fit in the beard, it can always just ride on its mom's back.
Wait, our jabberer is female? If it hasn't layed an egg yet, how do we know?

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