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Messages - IronTomato

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 14, 2012, 04:16:47 pm »
Like above, get those mushrooms! And check on Jabberer, look to see if there're any more shinies to dig out if the Jabberer's laid a egg!
Pick some of thsoe mushrooms when you are done mining.
They seem kinda useful.
+1
+1. Also, hug the jabberer 'n' stuff so that it knows we love it.
but.. im irrational too!
I have a new signature.  :o


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 14, 2012, 04:02:03 pm »
Granted. The world is crushed by a giant pile of Xantalos's, and all of humanity is literally squashed. His clones go on to lake up most of the planet's mass.

I wish that I could fluently speak French.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 13, 2012, 08:50:34 pm »
Why are we talking about ostriches? And rationality?
That's my question as well.
It looks like we're the only irrational ones here. We're in it together, now.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 13, 2012, 05:26:29 pm »
Go do it. His friends do it all the time.

WWUD if he was tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Romney?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 13, 2012, 05:17:40 pm »
Why are we talking about ostriches? And rationality?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 13, 2012, 03:30:49 pm »
And so, the main character (for lack of any better term) became the first dwarf to ever ride an animal. As for the subject of brain damage, why didn't he fasten that bridle back on that bird?

Oh well, better to clean yourself off and learn from this situation: Try hanging the yak meat off of something and holding it just out of the bird's reach to steer it!

Yes, but how do you stop it?
Let it have the meat.
Yes. And as it starts moving and stopping, say "Go" and "Stop" or something similar, so that the bird's hopefully intact brain will associate those words with their respective actions. Like training a dog.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: November 12, 2012, 06:04:07 pm »
I'd like to propose a name for my weapons organization.
A.D.A.M.A.N.T.I.N.E- Awesomely Destructive And Murderous American, Now To Invent Nukes "Ethically".
That, or just a place on the MADPLANS roster.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 12, 2012, 05:41:30 pm »

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: November 12, 2012, 05:29:55 pm »
Have two beards. And a mustache. WWUD If he was Viktor Reznov?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 12, 2012, 10:00:21 am »
"Woah, birdy!"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 09, 2012, 10:26:13 pm »
Granted. Your friend eats it.
I wish for candleja

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: November 09, 2012, 10:21:28 pm »
Granted. You don't have a rational mind, and so you are now immortal.

I wish for a Twix. It isn't poisoned or spoiled.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: the peasant dwarf
« on: November 08, 2012, 07:58:07 pm »
This could be a goal we can work toward. If we kill it, the lizardman tribe may become a useful ally.

And then, Slaves To Peasant: God of Beards, Chapter 2, Lizard Fortress

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DF Gameplay Questions / Can something "explode in gore"?
« on: November 07, 2012, 07:40:41 pm »
If it's obvious, don't hate me. I've seen people joke around about dwarves and their body parts exploding, but I've never seen it. Can it happen if something hits one that hard? (Or one hits something that hard)?

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