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So I had to go back to school a day earlier than all of the younger students today. As per custom, the seniors come back from vacation a day early for their post-Summer torture sessions to do all the stuff that the teachers apparently didn't feel like doing, as well as show all the little shits from the 6th grade as well as the kids who will be freshmen this year what they're in for. Did I mention I have hated childrens ever since I was a children?

Since I hate childrens, I got to stay inside the building doing chores. The good part about this is that I got to spend some time with muh crush making wisecracks and working as a team to do shit. The bad part about this is that all we were doing said shit in the library, doing the most fucking dull and frustrating tasks imaginable, e.g updating the magazine records (as a side note, I have never seen anyone reading one of the magazines in our library) and putting "PROPERTY OF LE SCHOOL" stamps, security strips and due date labels inside a shitload of books. Another good part is that the librarian lady apparently thought we got it done pretty quickly (it took us literally half the fucking day) due to working fairly efficiently together, but another bad part is that she apparently enjoyed doing it a whole lot more than I did, since she kept asking the library lady for more stuff we could do, and as a fine hardworking young man I was obligated to go along with it since I didn't want to be a dickhead by leaving her to do it by herself just because I was very bored.

* IronTomato hates repetitive unstimulating work

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So my game design teacher tried Angry Laser Space (my own game in development, in case you don't know) today. He was very visibly frustrated on many occasions, but honestly i can relate, i played through the game on Hard before laying it upon my fellow game design bros and singular broette, and well, it actually was hard. I had many giggles watching and listening to his outbursts, but it kept him captivated in spite of all the deaths though, so i've clearly done something right. :v

Another weird thing is that i STILL can't quite get my head around the fact that people like me and see me as part of the group. I've always felt like a bit of an outsider and a bit below everyone else, but here, even if i'm prone to farting in solitude in the evenings and not partying loudly, people totally respect that and consider me an equal. I mean, i respect their partyhardy ways too (as long as they don't fuck up my nights), but i don't feel like i've done anything to deserve it. I guess that's just my low self-esteem speaking. :P
I always figured the reason you named it Angry Laser Space was because of its rage-inducing properties :P

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Alien

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rofl

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Wrestlers

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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: August 30, 2016, 12:12:23 am »
Got a distress signal saying that some meteors were about to hit the local planet, offering 100K to anyone who could blow them up. It seemed like easy money, so I accepted, and warped to the waypoint as quickly as I could. Of course, the meteors were headed towards the nighttime side of the planet, so I wouldn't be able to see where the ground was with my eyeholes since it would be pitch black all the way. I figured it wouldn't be a big deal, so I poured all my energy into my weapons and gave it my best shot. They entered the atmosphere pretty quickly, but I figured I still had plenty of time. I seven of them down, and began waiting for my weapons to charge back up so I could get the last one. I then emptied my cannons into it, and just as it was about to explode, I saw it hit slam into something, forming a shockwave.

CONTRACT OBJECTIVE FAILED: PAYMENT REFUSED

Evochron Legacy.

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BRB buying God Eater and making bombs which explode into middle fingers

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure intentionally exposing someone's personal information > being an asshole on twitter. Not really much else to it. Insulting people for refunding a game doesn't actually do anything except maybe hurt people's feelings for a couple seconds and make you look like a dickhead. Doxing people has the potential to actually hurt them.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: August 28, 2016, 09:17:24 pm »
Got something like 26600 heal points. Just by doing what I always do: Heal everyone. Medic's not hard once you get down the basics, folks!

In a single round!

It took about 30 minutes...

Team Fortress 2.
Medic and Spy seem to be the two classes which everyone is stupid at for some reason. I am proud, son.

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The 24-Hour Periods of That Which Has Already Happened But At The Same Time Has Yet To Happen

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Me and my brother's slim Xbox 360 came with a "memory unit" built in which we initially used for save data. We only ever actually filled up a small portion of it, the only reason we ever had to get a hard drive at all was because games started needing to install stuff like you said. So yeah, if you only plan on playing a small number of old games that'd definitely be more than enough, although I don't know if the original 360 has it or not.

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I can do ten whole pushups.

* IronTomato flexes

* IronTomato accidentally pulls a muscle and dies

EDIT: Oh shit I forgot to actually say what I came here to say.

I ended up refunding No Man's Sky, and I used the money to buy Game Dev Tycoon, Evochron Legacy, and Space Engineers, and I'm loving the hell out of all of them, so I am naturally very happy I did it.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: August 28, 2016, 02:01:04 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Rocksmith 2014
Meanwhile, I have been attempting to play guitar for most of my life, and while I am able to remember chords and notes and shit I still suck at playing them just as much as when I started.

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Nobody said you had to watch it :I

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