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Stop being noob, right now
I will be noones lolcow.

STOP IT

ATTEMPT TO RECRUIT THE STORKS MYSELF.

BRING DUCKS FROM PURGATORY TOO.

[2]YOU DON'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB.ACTUALLY,THEY PISS ON YOU.WTF?

[6]YOU BRING A SWARM OF DUCKS FROM PURGATORY...BY DUCKS I MEAN GIANT PIT DEMONS.
FUUUUUUUUUUU-

POINT AT CEASEFIRE

ABSCOND TO STORK KINGDOM, ENLIST AID AGAINST ROOSTER MENACE

[5]YOU POINT AT THE CEASEFIRE,AND NOTICE IN FINE PRINT IT SAYS "DOESN'T APPLY TO DEMON ROOSTERS"
DAMN FINE PRINT.
[1]YOU FIND A FORK KINGDOM,BUT NOT A STORK KINGDOM.
ALSO,THE FORKS AREN'T HAPPY AND THEY SKEWER YOU AND MAKE UOU INTO A PIZZA

NICHOLAS CROWE FIRE SHIELD ACTIVATE.

RIDE DEMON ROOSTER LIKE...DEMON ROOSTER WITH SADDLE.

[6]
YOU SUCCEED AND MOUNT YOUR DEMONIC ROOSTER STEED.
IT'S POWER RESONATES WITHIN YOU AND YOU ARE ENGULFED IN FLAMING ARMOR,NO LONGER NEEDING YOUR FIRE SHIELD BECAUSE YOU ARE THE FIRE.
A GIANT FLAMING LONGSWORD FORMS IN YOUR HANDS AND YOU CHARGE TOWARDS LORDSLOWPOKE SCREAMING THE FIRE WILL DESTROY THIS WORLD!ALL HAIL THE DEMON ROOSTERS!

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 02:55:31 pm

Use my awesome power to stab teh roosters.

DEFEND ROOSTER

[3]YOU DEFEND THE ROOSTER FROM FURTHER DAMAGE.

Use my awesome power to stab teh roosters.

[4]
YOU SUMMON YOUR GLADIATOR SICA FROM YOUR RUSSELL CROWE POWERS,AND SHOVE IT IN A ROOSTER'S CHEST.
YOU JAM IT UP AND TEAR THE ROOSTER INHALF,REVEALING A ROBOTIC ROOSTER ON THE INSIDE.

Become a being of sheer meta,
now my abilities are only betta.

[3]YOU BECOME A BEING OF META....GAMING.
GRATZ,YOU'RE A NOOB.

ACCEPT CEASEFIRE

CHALLENGE NEAREST MONSTER TO A GAME OF CHESS

[3]YOU ONLY ARE IN POSSESSION OF CHECKERS,BUT YOU DO CHALLENGE A MELTED ROOSTER TO A GAME OF CHECKERS.

The RNG hates me right now...

Uhh...ACTUALLY BECOME GLADIATOR.

[4]YOU SUCCEED IN BECOMING GLADIATOR...AND BY GLADIATOR I MEAN RUSSELL CROWE.

Un-MAYONAISE SELF.

BECOME MEGA MAN. PEW PEW.

[1]YOU TURN INTO A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP.
WOW.
BEST SHAPE-SHIFTER EVER.