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General Discussion / Re: [WAN WAN WAN] Things Yasuna kept doing too long again thread. (HAPPY THREAD!)
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:19:16 pm »
WE'RE RUSSIAN DANCING MEN
OUR FAVORITE PEPPER IS CAYENNE

So yeah,Mrweebl made me happy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:18:09 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 12:16:45 pm
...MAYGUH MAHN?

PEW PEW?

[6]THE GM CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR WISH,BUT HE DOES TURN YOU INTO A JAR OF MAYONNAISE.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:16:35 pm »
SUMMON AN ION CANNON AND SHOOT IT AT EVERYONE.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:14:19 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 01, 2012, 12:12:24 pm
ALLY WITH ROOSTERS

[4]YOU RALLY THE ELITES OF THE ROOSTER COUNCIL AND DISCUSS BECOMING ALLIES.
THEY DISAGREE,BUT OFFER A CEASEFIRE BETWEEN YOU AND THE ROOSTERS.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 12:13:07 pm
TURN INTO RAMBOOOOO

BWWWAARGHRFUT
[1]NO.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 12:08:09 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 12:05:23 pm
HAUNT RHYMING KITTEN HITLER AND CONVINCE IT TO SET ITSELF ON FIRE.
[4]YOU CAN'T SEEM TO CONVINCE HIM TO SET HIMSELF ON FIRE,PROBABLY DUE TO THE FACT HE'S A DUMB KITTEN AND DOESN'T HAVE OPERATIONAL THUMBS.HOWEVER,A ROOSTER DOES EAT HIM WHICH IS GOOD.

Deathlist:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 11:57:43 am »
Quote from: Fireiy on August 01, 2012, 10:01:53 am
LOL game so far.

Object loudly


[5]YOU OBJECT LOUDLY.
NOT SURE WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on August 01, 2012, 10:19:43 am
STAB SPINAL TAPER IN TEH FACE FOR RHYMING.

REPEATEDLY.

[6]YOU STAB SPINAL TAPER IN "TEH" FACE WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE REPEATEDLY.
HOWEVER,UPON DOING SO YOUR ARM ACCELERATES SO MUCH YOU CAN'T STOP STABBING.
YOUR ARM MAKES STABBING MOTIONS SO FAST IT PHASES OUT OF THE 3RD DIMENSION INTO THE 4TH,FLOATING IN A WORLD OF DARK MATTER.NOW YOU ONLY HAVE ONE ARM.HAHA.
ALSO,RHYMING KITTEN HITLER IS ALMOST DEAD.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 05:28:09 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 05:08:51 am
Wait, you type with your feet? That's badass.
Sigged.
And no,I made an error in my phrasing.
Putting this on break for a bit.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:54:17 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:51:57 am
FREE TO RHYME, VOCAL CHORDS NOT NECESSARY!
EVEN WITHOUT THEM, MY RHYMES BE MERRY!
SO YEAH, TURN ME BACK, YOU HAIRY FAIRY.
NOTHING HAPPENS,AS YOU CAN ONLY THINK THE RHYMES...

(IRL:I think I just twisted my ankle bad,typing this fast.Keep posting,may go to doctor.Can't put weight on ankle.)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:49:11 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:47:59 am
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
TURN ME BACK
I NEED TO GIVE VOLTRON A SMACK
I MEAN MEOW MEOW MEOW.
[1]YOUR RHYMING PISSES EVERYONE OFF SO MUCH,SOME ROOSTERS DECIDE TO CUT OUT YOUR VOCAL CORDS.
FINALLY.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:45:05 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:43:57 am
NO SURENDER? THATS REALLY A SHAME.
NOW, YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME.
HOWS THAT FACE?
I HOPE IT'LL LOOK BETTER AFTER A NICE MAIM.
[2]OH NO,YOUR RHYMING DIDN'T PLEASE THE GM AND HE TURNED YOU INTO A KITTEN!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:41:10 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:39:54 am
NOW THEN, VOLTRON.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR GAME ON?
YOU AND ME PUNK, YOU'VE GOT ONE IN MILLION!
I'MMA BEAT YOU TILL YOU BLEED VERMILLION!
[1]REALIZING YOU CAN'T BLEED VERMILLION,YOU SCRATCH YOUR HEAD IN CONFUSION.
MEANWHILE,VOLTRON LEAPS AT YOU AND BEATS YOUR SKULL WITH HIS HAMMER OF ARMOK.
KITTENS FLY OUT OF IT AND CLAW YOUR FACE.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:36:04 am »
Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:34:39 am
I CAN'T RHYME ANY TIME, MUST TAKE HONORABLE WAY OUT, WITH a TROUT.

[6]YOU SLAP YOURSELF WITH A TROUT...AN !!EXPLOSIVE!! TROUT.
ENTRAILS SCATTER AS YOU SCREAM RHYMING OBSCENITIES.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:30:35 am »
Quote from: DrVoltron on August 01, 2012, 04:27:38 am
Defuse situation with dapperness. Beatings may be involved.

[3]
ALTHOUGH YOU ATTEMPT TO DEFUSE THE SITUATION,YOU ONLY MAKE THEM PAUSE FOR A MOMENT BEFORE CONTINUING.




Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:28:47 am
LETS END IT, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
HOW APPROPRIATE, YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
ATTACKING ME? THAT, I WILL NOW ALLOW!
IT'S OVER, DIRG! TAKE A BOW!
[5]
YOU CONVINCE DIRG TO JOIN YOUR SIDE,AND HE BECOMES A RHYME NAZI.

Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:29:02 am
DROWN ARENA IN THE TEARS OF MY AGONY.
RHYME NAZIS DON'T CRY,MAGGOT!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:25:51 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:23:08 am
NO! RHYMING HITLER SHALL NOT BE DEFEATED!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE, HE MUST HAVE CHEATED!
FOR SUCH AN OFFENSE, YOUR DEATH SHALL BE COMPLETED!
WE DON A COAT OF ARMOR, STEEL AND PLEATED
LET THE BATTLE BEGIN, YOUR HEALTH BAR SHALL BE DEPLETED!

[4]



Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:21:37 am
"oh god! I CAN'T FEEL MY TOES!!"LAUGH AT STATEMENT SINCE CRIPPLED FROM WAIST DOWN THEN STRIKE SPINAL WITH BLOOD SWORD
[3]


[3v4!]
DIRG SWING AT RHYMING HITLER.
BUT RHYMING HITLER ONLY GRAZED ON FACE.
BLEEDS ALOT,THOUGH.
HOWEVER,RHYMING HITLER FOLLOWS UP WITH A BATTLE CRY SO STRONG YOUR EARS EXPLODE AND YOU COWER IN FEAR!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE GLADIATOR
« on: August 01, 2012, 04:17:27 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on August 01, 2012, 04:13:11 am
Fire cannon one at dirg!
This planet will be scourged
From ones like him!
We'll keep the population nice and trim!
(Did I just become rhyming hitler?)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Dirg on August 01, 2012, 04:15:25 am
USE BLOOD SWORD LIKE BAT TO RETURN SPINAL'S PROJECTILE.

[5v5]
SPINAL FIRES PROJECTILE.
DIRG BATS IT AT MACH SPEED.
IT ASPLODE.
SPINAL GET MELTED.
DIRG LOSES TOES.

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