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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Crazy Person!
« on: January 27, 2013, 04:14:15 pm »
First, you stroke the flowerpot. It contains several lollipops. You dump it out the window with the two ferrets, and they walk over. They gently unwrap the lollipops and begin to lick, standing directly under the window.

Split second kumquat!

Your kumquats become alert, and yell to you! "This is the perfect opportunity!"

Do you listen to them? This really is the best time to catch the ferrets.

(You will attempt to wear the flowerpot after you make the action.)

602
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Crazy Person!
« on: January 27, 2013, 04:02:11 pm »
You attempt to lift your bed. [17] With a burst of abnormal strength, you lift your incredibly light hay bed, over your head! You attempt to bludgeon yourself with it. [7] You fail to generate enough force to even minorly bruise yourself. Perhaps you could use something harder, like the conveniently placed flower pot on your daystand? Or the daystand itself?

603
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Crazy Person!
« on: January 27, 2013, 03:50:23 pm »
You attempt to gain ethereal powers. [11] Your skin becomes more transparent. You attempt to walk through the window, and bonking your head on the wall, you just decide to climb through it. You successfully pass through the glass. The ferrets take no notice of the rag-dressed man beside them, and continue to dance. [6] You try to catch one, but you end up falling. The ferrets dance over you. You are still somewhat hungry.

You get back in the house. Your bed is, despite being made of hay, is unfortunately inedible.

You would not dare even let someone eat your precious friends! Especially the flour sacks.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / You wake up.
« on: January 27, 2013, 03:40:23 pm »
The kumquats are your frieeeends.

Hello, and welcome to YaaCP! You are a crazy hermit who believes that all kumquats are his friends, and that sacks of flour are conspiring against him! The sacks are unrelenting... So you must, um, do crazy person things. Adventure ho! (BTW, don't always trust your perceptions. You are insane, after all. Most things that people say will be left uncorrupted, however.)

You find yourself in a purple room. This is your room. There are various square protusions from the floor, and you are sitting on your bed. There is a heavily mangled door in front of you, and with the eyes on the back of your head you can see a window. Outside of this window is a bright, sunny sky. Inside of the window are your beloved fruity friends. To your side, there is another window with some dancing ferrets outside. Silly ferrets. You are a bit hungry. What will you do first?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a new God
« on: January 27, 2013, 12:15:37 pm »
PTW, and also:


606
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Homicidal Fluffy Wamblers?
« on: August 20, 2012, 12:48:50 pm »
As awesome as your killer rabbits are (Look at the bones!  And the sharp pointy teeth!),  wouldn't this be better off in the modding forum?

That said, nothing is quite as frightening as a race of fluffy adorably psychopathic rabbits

Bones? Teeth? Have you looked at their raws? They have neither. I was wondering if this should be moved to modding questions, but technically they are killing each other in a fort. It's fine in genned civs in adventure mode. However, if a mod thinks it should be, then they should move it to modding questions.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Homicidal Fluffy Wamblers?
« on: August 20, 2012, 09:56:59 am »
Raw-time.

Successful Version, region1
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[DESCRIPTION:A fluffy, pudge-filled being, known for its warm heart and stumble bumblings.]
[NAME:fluffy wambler:fluffy wamblers:fluffy wambler]
[CASTE_NAME:fluffy wambler:fluffy wamblers:fluffy wambler]
[CREATURE_TILE:249][COLOR:7:0:1]
[SMALL_REMAINS][GOOD][NATURAL][INTELLIGENT][CANOPENDOORS][NO_SLEEP][NO_EAT][NO_DRINK]
[NOEMOTION]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:250:500]
[TRIGGERABLE_GROUP:5:50]
[PREFSTRING:warm heart]
[PREFSTRING:gentle nature]
[PREFSTRING:stumble bumbling]
[BODY:HUMANOID_SIMPLE:2EYES:NOSE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:FLUFF:HAIR_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:fluff]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:fluff]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:FLUFF:HAIR_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_NAME:fluff:NP]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:30000000]
[INSULATION:20000000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUDGE:FAT_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:pudge]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:pudge]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:PURPLE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:PUDGE:FAT_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_NAME:pudge:NP]
[MUSCULAR]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[STRUCTURAL]
[GRASP]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:9000000001]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:EYE:EYE_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:EYE:EYE_TEMPLATE]
[NOBONES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:EXOSKELETON_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:PUDGE:NONE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:FLUFF]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[SPEED:0]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:2000000]
[RELSIZE:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:10000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[DIURNAL]
[EQUIPS]
[NO_FEVERS]
[NOEXERT]
[NO_THOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[BABYSNATCHER]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[HEATDAM_POINT:NONE]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[HEALING_RATE:1]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:FLUFF]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:fluff:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:PINK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:ALL]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:punch:punches]

The Homicidal Version, region2 and raw:
Code: [Select]
[CREATURE:WAMBLER_FLUFFY]
[DESCRIPTION:A fluffy, pudge-filled being, known for its warm heart and stumble bumblings.]
[NAME:fluffy wambler:fluffy wamblers:fluffy wambler]
[CASTE_NAME:fluffy wambler:fluffy wamblers:fluffy wambler]
[CREATURE_TILE:249][COLOR:7:0:1]
[SMALL_REMAINS][GOOD][NATURAL][INTELLIGENT][CANOPENDOORS][NO_SLEEP][NO_EAT][NO_DRINK][AMPHIBIOUS]
[NOEMOTION][NO_PAIN]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[BIOME:ANY_LAND]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:250:500]
[TRIGGERABLE_GROUP:5:50]
[PREFSTRING:warm heart]
[PREFSTRING:gentle nature]
[PREFSTRING:stumble bumbling]
[PREFSTRING:raging terror]
[PREFSTRING:horrific rage]
[PREFSTRING:terrible power]
[BODY:HUMANOID:2EYES:NOSE:5FINGERS:5TOES]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:FLUFF:HAIR_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:fluff]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:fluff]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:FLUFF:HAIR_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_NAME:fluff:NP]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:30000000]
[INSULATION:20000000]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:SKIN:SKIN_TEMPLATE]
[CREATURE_CLASS:GENERAL_POISON]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:PUDGE:FAT_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:pudge]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:pudge]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL:PURPLE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:PUDGE:FAT_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE_NAME:pudge:NP]
[MUSCULAR]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[STRUCTURAL]
[GRASP]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:9000000001]
[USE_MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:EYE:EYE_TEMPLATE]
[USE_TISSUE_TEMPLATE:EYE:EYE_TEMPLATE]
[TISSUE:PLATINUM]
[TISSUE_NAME:platinum:NP]
[TISSUE_MATERIAL:INORGANIC:PLATINUM]
[TISSUE_MAT_STATE:SOLID]
[MUSCULAR]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[STRUCTURAL]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:9000000001]
[CONNECTS]
[TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER]
[HEALING_RATE:1]
[NOBONES]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:EXOSKELETON_TISSUE_LAYERS:SKIN:PUDGE:NONE]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:BODY_HAIR_TISSUE_LAYERS:FLUFF]
[BODY_DETAIL_PLAN:STANDARD_HEAD_POSITIONS]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:HAND:PLATINUM]
[SPEED:0]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:2000000]
[RELSIZE:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:10000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:LENGTH:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[DIURNAL]
[EQUIPS]
[NO_FEVERS]
[NOEXERT]
[NO_THOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[CIV_CONTROLLABLE]
[BABYSNATCHER]
[SELECT_MATERIAL:ALL]
[HEATDAM_POINT:NONE]
[CASTE:FEMALE]
[FEMALE]
[CASTE:MALE]
[MALE]
[SELECT_CASTE:ALL]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:FLUFF]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:WHITE:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:fluff:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:SKIN]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:PINK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:skin:SINGULAR]
[SET_TL_GROUP:BY_CATEGORY:EYE:EYE]
[TL_COLOR_MODIFIER:BLACK:1]
[TLCM_NOUN:eyes:PLURAL]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_CATEGORY:HAND]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:punch:punches]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:PSIONIC_PAIN]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Cause pain]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:ATTACK]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD]
[CDI:VERB:cause pain:causes pain]
[CDI:TARGET:C:LINE_OF_SIGHT]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:C:15]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:C:5]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:100]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:PSIONIC_PARALYSIS]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Cause paralysis]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:ATTACK]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD]
[CDI:VERB:cause paralysis:causes paralysis]
[CDI:TARGET:C:LINE_OF_SIGHT]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:C:15]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:C:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:1000]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:PSIONIC_NECROSIS]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Cause necrosis]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:ATTACK]
[CDI:BP_REQUIRED:BY_CATEGORY:HEAD]
[CDI:VERB:cause necrosis:causes necrosis]
[CDI:TARGET:C:LINE_OF_SIGHT]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:C:15]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:C:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:1000]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:HEAL_SELF]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Regenerate self]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:FLEEING]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:A:0]
[CDI:VERB:encase yourself in a healing ball of light:becomes engulfed in a ball of light:NA]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:A:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:2000]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:RAGE]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:Rage]
[CDI:VERB:become enraged:has become enraged!:have become enraged!]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:A:0]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:A:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:150]

[CAN_DO_INTERACTION:STAR_POWER]
[CDI:ADV_NAME:STAR POWER!!!]
[CDI:USAGE_HINT:FLEEING]
[CDI:VERB:HARNESS THE POWER OF THE STARS!!!:IS HARNESSING THE POWER OF THE STARS THEMSELVES!!!:ARE HARNESSING THE POWER OF THE STARS THEMSELVES!!!]
[CDI:TARGET:A:SELF_ONLY]
[CDI:TARGET_RANGE:A:0]
[CDI:MAX_TARGET_NUMBER:A:1]
[CDI:WAIT_PERIOD:10000]

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Homicidal Fluffy Wamblers?
« on: August 19, 2012, 09:12:30 pm »
I've never seen a fluffly wambler before, I know of their might, and weird biology, but that is just...

Dorfy?

Since they have no internal organs how do they hold up to brute attacks?

I told you - their nigh-invincible. I took literally 50 giants to them and they subdued the lone fluffy wambler, and he was bruised all over. Completely fine otherwise, and once I unstunned him, he mutilated all of them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Homicidal Fluffy Wamblers?
« on: August 19, 2012, 08:29:07 pm »
I have a civ of unbelievably powerful, psionically gifted, gigantic sentient fluffy wamblers. They have a number of abilities, including causing ailments psionically (pain, paralysis, necrosis), becoming enraged increasing some stats, and STAR POWER!!! which grants them the power of the stars i.e. being able to

"The fluffy wambler punches the bronze colossus in the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc!" with their PLATINUM HANDS. They are also friggin' nigh invincible, with their only weakness being melting in dragonfire. They are merely bruised by a adamantine swordmaster. As well, they can regenerate.

They are truly fearsome.

Anyways, I made a fort with a semi-old version of them and it works great. However, with the new version, they tear each other apart, and using psionic powers on each other, including paralysis, leading to

"The expedition leader falls over.
The expedition leader is completely paralyzed!"
in the reports.

Why are they so evil? I can post the raws if you want. Maybe because I made them babysnatchers to be enemies with other civs?

I'm not sure if this should be in modding questions thread.

610
DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 26, 2012, 09:46:35 pm »
Explode inexplicably into a thousand pieces.

WWUD if he ate goblin flesh?

611
DF Modding / Question about Poisons
« on: July 21, 2012, 09:07:31 pm »
You know how [SPECIALATTACK_INJECT_EXTRACT:LOCAL_CREATURE_MAT:VENOM:LIQUID:100:100] is used to attach venom to attacks? What are those last two numbers and what would happen if I changed them?

612
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strange and Cryptic Engravings
« on: July 21, 2012, 04:44:26 pm »
Actually, EVERYONE IS A FLUFFY WAMBLER

Let me explain. I modded fluffy wamblers to be not only playable, but nigh invincible. They are also intelligent. And can talk without mouths.

613
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Strange and Cryptic Engravings
« on: July 21, 2012, 04:19:50 pm »


Sorry for necro, I just had to share this recent masterwork engraving. You see, I needed a broker with appraisal skill, so I replaced my old one. Then they made this. Mosus Brightpaint was my old broker.

614
DF Modding / Venomous Dogs
« on: July 21, 2012, 11:52:21 am »
I have just invented a horrible monster.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's a creature called a venomous dog, and it has venom powerful enough to kill a dragon, if it can get the venom on it.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: July 17, 2012, 09:27:33 pm »
Pull the Lever! The lever that drops the sword - and the demons - directly into his skull. Ninja'd

Light it on fire because pink is inexplicably an elven color.

WWUD if instead of StA:GoB, it was Slaves to Toady: God of Dwarf Fortress?

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