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Handing you the tickets, his horn glows and the tickets become golden. It seems he has activated them. "Right this way," he says, motioning to the entrance. You walk inside, following his lead through a wide, decorated hall. Seemingly arriving at your destination, he stops and speaks. "These will be your rooms. These rooms have excellent views from the sky, and have buttons to call for room service at any time." He then motions to a little glass panel next to a door. "To get in, just wave your ticket in front of the authenticator." He waves a ticket, seemingly a master ticket, in front of the panel. A 'click' is heard and he opens the door. "This is to keep stowaways out of the rooms. In fact, you might not have noticed, but there was also a forcefield at the entrance, also to prevent stowaways." Closing the door, he begins to walk away. "Have a nice trip on The Swan!"

(Side note: I'm trying to be a bit more descriptive with my scenes.)

Once again, you see a strange figure down the hall, but just as you look at it, it disappears...

I am currently attempting to create a civilization of fluffy wamblers. Here is the modded entry:


To play as them, because I have no idea how to play as a custom civ, I simply selected the wambler creature as the creature of the dwarf civ entity. I'm having problems, however, with them going insane because they can't wear clothes. How can I fix this? Notes on modifications: I made them not need to eat, sleep, or drink, as well as making them able to open doors and be intelligent. I made their fat really thick and made them heal really fast but it doesn't work. Why? I made them able to pick things up with their fat (think of a 'schlooooorp' sound when they pick things up) and punch with their whole bodies so they can defend them selves. This whole-body punch works very well, for I made them colossal. I also gave them [EQUIPS] so they can mine and cut trees.

Not care if everyone he knew and loved and cared for died a horrible death. (Read: On fire, covered in vomit, heavily lacerated and bruised, in extreme pain with all sorts of syndromes, and all their limbs cut off.) His children too.

WWUD if he ate 20000 kilos of pure sugar?

(3+1+1=5) The plant isn't going to suck anypony's blood any time soon.

Clover, a mid-sized, green-coated pony with the same cutie mark as his name, replies.
"Oh, Cress my old friend! Well, in the Exotic Zebrican section, I have something that may pique your interest; it's try to drink my blood multiple times. It's called the Zebrican Vampire Plant." He motions to the Exotic (Zebrican) aisle. "Right down that way, section D, shelf 14." He notices Chompy walking around a bit behind Cress. "What is that? I've never seen anything like it in my entire life! How did it get the legs, I wonder? What does it eat? Where did you get it?" He assaults cress with a barrage of questions.

Bluster is already there.

Make a computer and a bunch of magma cannons... Oh wait, he already did that. Well, he'd do it some more.

WWUD if he had an HDTV in his fort, playing MLP:FiM?

(I don't mind at all )

You arrive at the airship platform, where a red-coated, orange-maned conducter pony with a ticket for a cutie asks for the fare. "Why hello there," He says with a slightly british accent, "I am Conducter Golden Ticket. Just call me Ticket, or Goldie, I don't mind. Now then, shall I have your fares?"

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