I, Verstand Streich hereby declare my intent to work for Twilight Academy in an educational capacity. I swear upon my life to speak not a word of it to any person, being, or spirit not of the Academy, and to uphold its laws and tenants to the best of my ability. I also attest that all of the following is true and accurate, and that I am not omitting any information from the Academy within this Contract. I understand that the Twilight Academy is concerned with ability, not morality, and that any criminal past is not a bar to entry, but I will be expected to refrain from acts which might reveal Twilight Academy to the public, including being caught breaking any federal laws or using my powers before any person not privy to this information already.
Applicant's Name: Verstand Streich
Power: Illusions
Specialty: Technical
Short Self-Description (For Identification Purposes): Well, he's not exactly human, first of all. Instead, he's some sort of night creature, or something similar. He appears to have the outline of a human, but is black and shadowy instead of having any definite form. He claims to have mastery of illusions, mind manipulation, and similar areas, so he managed to convince the headmaster that he would be a fit "person" for the illusion teacher position. His goals are currently unknown.
Short History (For Records): As stated, his goals are currently unknown. Do not provoke. Current analysis suggests he is a ...
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I a͙̳͕̟̩m͔͔̮̼ ̻̘̼͓̯t͍̰̙̙͇̳h̥̜e͇ ̗̩̱̯͚c̥̥̥͇̘̰rea̲͎̱̰̣tur͙͖̙̦͍̞̭ḙ̼̮̣̪ ̲̪̹̩͓th̬a̹̙t ̥̝f͍̦̫̬e̩͙̥͈͎͉͔a͖s̹̘̠̞̘̮̜t̘͕̗̭̩̲ͅs͓ ͎̖͍̪͈͓u͍p͍o͈̹͓̮̰̰n̳̖̖ d̳̣͖̱re̙̝̯̠͈͕a͉̥̦̮̥m̖s̠
̯͍͈̜͕ͅa̳̤̬̩̯nd̙ ͉͍͚̞̹̳tu̲̭̭̣͇ͅͅr͖̘̱͕n͚̙͇̟̝s̖͈ ̺̹̤̜ț͚͚̝̜̪̺h̞e͙̖̺͚͔m̙̦̻ ͍̜̙t͔̻o̮̫̦͖͇ ͖̯͚ṉi̫̩g̥͍̞̗̮h͎t̫̳m̮̗̰͕͍̫͍a̜͎̮r̙̝̥͇̘̱e̞̯͓͎̬̺s͓̱̻̹̖
͚̖̝a̬̻̳̲͕ṇ͈̥͉̘͓̣d̟̬̳̻̬̖̯ ͔̦al̫̼̜l ̼̻̪̬͙̟̖t̝̬͈͇̥͇͈hin̳̬̟̝͔͕g͉̤̜̺s͍̹ ̜͇o̹̙̠̥̖b̺̖͖̞ͅs̳͕̲c̹̳̭̬͔̣e̙̙̪̗͓̱n͉̠͔͕e̬̖͇̠͇
̣̮Ru͚͙̻e͍̜̜̱̭ ̺y͈̤̰ͅo͚̠͚̞̼̥̹u̠̭̯͈̭ṛ̙̠̥͈͈͖ ̬̙͍͚̠ͅͅm̼͓̞͖͙̤i͓s̤̼f͔̹̝̦͎o͉͓̰̦̫̤̻r̞̲̩̪͖ͅt̤̺͎̪̪̜u̪̮̫̩͖̦̗n̞̬͍̹̺͈e̼͇̪,̞̹̯̭̠̬ ̠̮̖̱l͙̳̰̩o̮̘͓͖̟o̼͍k̼ m̥̞͉̹e̯̰̜ ͚͍̜͇͈ͅi͉̳ͅn͍ ̬̣͎͕̮̹̥t͙̰ͅh̭e̖ ̺e̱̩y͚̪̝͍̗es͓
̳͔̱̘̤͍͈t̫̘̗h͖̳̲̮̻e͉̞̫ ͈͙͍w̻͔͖ͅͅa̠̟g̤̬̫e ̹͎͕̗o̗f̪͇͎̻ ̩m͇̠ỵ ̦̰an̰̯̗g̱̜̠̮͖ḙ̬̳r͉̲͙̹̰ ͙i̤̦̣̭͇̥s̱̩ ̯͈̰̲̖̥i̫̫̩n̫̫fi̺̠͈̣͉̲ͅn̯͍͓̙i̭̞̳͔̰̦t̘̰͇̟̞̮e ̺̫n̼̯̣̦ͅi̬̳͖̣̲̰g̞̣̖h̭t̼̫̹̟̗͓
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