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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mook: Break Room
« on: January 29, 2019, 03:57:46 pm »
Poor Ed. I was looking forward to possible name-based confusion between to two of us.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: MOOK: Days without an accident: 0
« on: January 29, 2019, 03:50:16 pm »
"Heh, that dead guy had the same name as me."
Edward doesn't do anything. Or rather he does nothing with the intent of attracting as little hostile attention as possible.
Edward doesn't do anything. Or rather he does nothing with the intent of attracting as little hostile attention as possible.
Spoiler: Edward Mortan, Emergency Technician (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: MOOK: Days without an accident: 0
« on: January 27, 2019, 01:43:27 pm »Spoiler: Edward Mortan, Emergency Technician (click to show/hide)
Edward joins the party? Maybe he crawls out from under the break room sink.
"Huh? Did I just hear something?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Arms Race - Bigger Number Towards Thread (NEW!)
« on: January 19, 2019, 02:40:38 pm »275
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Intercontinental Arms Race: October 1945, Post-Battle
« on: January 16, 2019, 01:50:44 pm »
Roaring Whispering Burning Armoured Tiger Tiger Tiger Tiger Tigers
I have been secretly raising and training Tigers. Literal fucking orange and black striped members of Panthera tigris. Raising and training them from birth to hunt and kill anyone who smells of rum.
Give each one a custom suit of Tiger Tiger Armour. Bulletproof manganese steel armour that can deflect anything short of an anti-materiel rifle round. Except with BETTER COVERAGE and THICKER PLATES and MORE SLOPING because tigers are just better and stronger than humans. I will also augment the Tiger's claws and fangs with sharpened steel.
Every suit of armour should have a modified Tiger's Roar radio and Tiger's Whisper jammer on its back. The radio will transmit the literal sounds of the tiger's roars to any radios in the area. The Tiger's whispers will jam any communications that don't come from a modified Tiger's Roar. I don't care about any AM/FM encryption whatever bullshit, just make it work.
Every Tiger will also have an automated Burning Tiger flare/chaff system mounted on their back. This will prevent anyone from using anti-aircraft missiles effectively against the tigers.
I will get an L-1 Tiger Truck with a giant cage on the back and fit as many of these war tigers in it as I can. I will drive to wherever in Forenia the most Cannalan's are, and I will set them loose.
I have been secretly raising and training Tigers. Literal fucking orange and black striped members of Panthera tigris. Raising and training them from birth to hunt and kill anyone who smells of rum.
Give each one a custom suit of Tiger Tiger Armour. Bulletproof manganese steel armour that can deflect anything short of an anti-materiel rifle round. Except with BETTER COVERAGE and THICKER PLATES and MORE SLOPING because tigers are just better and stronger than humans. I will also augment the Tiger's claws and fangs with sharpened steel.
Every suit of armour should have a modified Tiger's Roar radio and Tiger's Whisper jammer on its back. The radio will transmit the literal sounds of the tiger's roars to any radios in the area. The Tiger's whispers will jam any communications that don't come from a modified Tiger's Roar. I don't care about any AM/FM encryption whatever bullshit, just make it work.
Every Tiger will also have an automated Burning Tiger flare/chaff system mounted on their back. This will prevent anyone from using anti-aircraft missiles effectively against the tigers.
I will get an L-1 Tiger Truck with a giant cage on the back and fit as many of these war tigers in it as I can. I will drive to wherever in Forenia the most Cannalan's are, and I will set them loose.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Tuition Fees/The Supernatural/Freelancing: Glorious MELee Combat [ISG]
« on: January 02, 2019, 12:45:04 am »
Recall watching a documentary about slaying goblins.
+1Get up against the adjoining wall and then get as close to that doorway as possible. Whilst they're probably expecting something now,+1
They don't know What, and that gives us a slight advantage. Forcing a chokepoint like that should also make it harder for them to gang up on us.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« on: December 21, 2018, 08:45:37 pm »
Redundant Ring of Ring of Redundant Amulet of Redundancy:
Has all the effects of Ring of Ring of Redundancy, Amulet of Redundancy, and Redundant amulet. It can be worn as either a ring or an amulet.
It creates a Ring of Redundancy whenever you wear it. It can only be equipped with another item of redundancy. And it spontaneously replaces other magical equipment should said equipment not function for any reason.
Has all the effects of Ring of Ring of Redundancy, Amulet of Redundancy, and Redundant amulet. It can be worn as either a ring or an amulet.
It creates a Ring of Redundancy whenever you wear it. It can only be equipped with another item of redundancy. And it spontaneously replaces other magical equipment should said equipment not function for any reason.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Tuition Fees, the Supernatural, and Freelancing: Goin' on a Goblin Hunt [ISG]
« on: December 17, 2018, 10:30:06 pm »
+1 to scoping out corner first.
+1 to getting tetanus shot.
We should make a few molotovs. Burn goblins burn.
That jacket and breastplate sounds very good for protecting the torso and arms. We should see about getting a helmet and some sort of leg guards. Even nail together some planks into a shield. You can never have too much armour (unless is slows you down or makes you look suspicious).
+1 to getting tetanus shot.
We should make a few molotovs. Burn goblins burn.
That jacket and breastplate sounds very good for protecting the torso and arms. We should see about getting a helmet and some sort of leg guards. Even nail together some planks into a shield. You can never have too much armour (unless is slows you down or makes you look suspicious).
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Tuition Fees, the Supernatural, and Freelancing [ISG]
« on: December 15, 2018, 02:55:28 pm »
That spring revolver sounds pretty weak. We should get a bow or crossbow. Unless those are illegal too.
We should also get some armour.
We should also get some armour.
+1+1+1Hmm... clearly a good way to defeat artist block is inspiration! And nothing will beat inspiration quite like a near-death experience with the paranormal. Hopefully by experiencing the death of a paranormal from nearby anyway.+1
Let's go Google some goblins! Or whatever it is we do to research stuff before going out and sticking a shiv in it. Maybe open the email too. Might give some details.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Tuition Fees, the Supernatural, and Freelancing [ISG]
« on: December 12, 2018, 01:38:09 pm »
Consult to-do list then check email.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Standoff: Or a JoJo's Bizarre Deathmatch (5/5): Turn 1
« on: November 17, 2018, 05:20:07 pm »
Waiist please.
I just finished watching Part 3.
I just finished watching Part 3.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Mechanical Syndrome
« on: November 07, 2018, 12:41:45 pm »
Happy 5th birthday to this game
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Creative Projects / Re: Bay12 Photo Share! Let's share photos and cool things.
« on: October 30, 2018, 03:07:57 pm »
Yoink are your photos ever not blurry? Like are you surrounded by a constant haze of blurryness?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Intercontinental Arms Race: Winter 1945 (Strategy Phase)
« on: October 14, 2018, 07:21:38 pm »
If we do a design that is just a bunch of revisions, it should at least have a common theme. Like infantry weapon modernization, general fleet upgrades, etc. A wide spread of a bunch of minor things like that won't have effect.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: NecroThreat IV: Fortress for BFEL, God of Necromancy
« on: October 09, 2018, 01:52:58 am »
Hello. May I please by forumited?