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Do you mind If I basically use a dwarf from another community game as my backstory?

I have a 5 foot long claymore resting about a foot from my bed. I also have a shield, ball-peen hammer, spiked knuckles, and a dart gun in my room.

So, uh, you guys want to hear how I tested my iceaxe on wolves?

yes

You should put a link to Cloussprite it the OP. Continue the chain!

It is -30 Kelvin

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By the way, is there anything within the ER world you guys would like to learn more about? I ask for reasons.

Why amps are vastly more OP than conventional weapons.

Maybe you should try getting a bigger gun?

Always with the size = power ratio. That's one note I hate in modern technology whereas amps can be as minute as ever and still be powerful.
Nghh.

But Feyri is super strong. She is actually as strong as Miyamoto or Jim stats-wise. What is that strength for if not to wield a giant Freudian death machine?

Firebrand: Stay back, fire an EMP at the big M ship, fire lasers at the M ship too. Fire a firebomb missile each at the 2nd and 4th H-ship from the top.
Corvette: Advance closer to the enemy, fire pulse cannons at the M ship. And lasers.

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Before FFS gets out the quality dial I would like to state for the record that I recall him saying that Cherish doesn't like Al that way and she just flirts to make him uncomfortable

+1, I remember this as well.

That's a relief then.  Also:

Quote from: TopHat on March 05, 2014, 05:41:19 pm

Hey, I almost forgot, we should probably Save before leaving.
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Just had an idea.
Save at checkpoint. Ciro give hat to Cherish, restore at checkpoint. Cherish drinks water, refilling SP to new total. Save at checkpoint again. Cherish gives hat to Al. Repeat. Al gives hat to Goombess. Repeat. Goombess gives hat to Slog. Repeat. Hat then goes to whoever.
End result - everyone at 5SP above maximum.
Also, Check Slog's Rubric.

That's a cheesy abuse of game mechanics which will probably end badly for everyone involved.  I can't +1 this enough.

For the reasoning above, +1

+1 for abusing the game mechanics in logical rational ways.

"Très bien! Je n'ai besoin pas ton poutine de merde!"

Revenir dans mon camion grumier. Arrêtez le fou à la hache.

You insult the woman's poutine, then storm out of the restaurant.
[4+1]
You walk to your truck, swearing the whole time. Your swears are punctuated by the vapour coming out of your mouth.
[1]
Your truck is completely stuck in the snow.

Canadian my way out!

[1]
Some sacrifices need to be made. You bite the tip of your tongue off.
[6+1]
"Ow! THA FUKIG HURS!" The snow begins melting around you.

"Woops, my mistake!"

Roll down the rim and drink the hot chocolate and reroll the rim, all the while apologizing to the roll up the rim gods.

You carefully roll down the rim, then drink the hot chocolate. (+1 to the next cold resistance roll)
You roll the rim back up and apologize to the roll up the rim gods. Yup, you still won a snowblower.
The Canadian gods are forgiving ones.

Purchase hot chocolate and drink it while watching curling. Roll up the rim afterwards.

You buy a hot chocolate for a toonie. Then you sit down and watch curling while drinking it. (+1 warmness)
You marvel at the skill, grace, strength, and precision of the players. You rrroll up the rrrim and win
[6]
You win a ticket to the Montreal Maroons first game in over 70 years!

Collect some of the bits of cold I've just chopped up and store them in my back pocket for later. Then search out the nearest pharmacist.

You shove some cold air into your pockets
[4+1]
Where it is quickly warmed up by your body heat.
You trudge through the meter high snow on your way to the pharmacy.

Check for my Canadian-Make gun.

An older gentleman with hair styled to look like moose antlers parks his moose near the doors.
You have a sawed-off ross rifle concealed under your coat.
He enters the restaurant and sits at your table.

Get exposition on Gustav.

You're about to ask about Gustav when the ceiling breaks. The snow clears and you see a 7 foot tall man, carrying a gatling gun and wearing a bear skull as a mask.
It says in a low, rumbling voice "I am Gustav the Destroyer. Who needs to be destroyed?"

The girl at the counter heads into the back room.