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Mind reading and manipulation is what I find scariest. Just the thought that your thoughts aren't really your own.

+1 Cain

I think we should leave Al and Slog in Underside.

Position my shelf-leg club right under where the noise is coming from, brace it against the ground, Tsar it. Try to make it punch through the ceiling and knock whatever's on the roof off the tower.
Nope, absolutely no Freudian symbolism here.

Dubley Steptimus -Team D(ead) Corpse
Play dead.

I am a beast at endurance rolls.
Not so good at shooting rolls.

Back inside then. After I get inside, call up a favor from the Canadian Black Market and order a Assasin to kill the Deer.

You go back inside and warm up.
You call the Canadian black market, and ask for an assassin.
[6]
"Gustav the Destroyer is on his way."

Do it, quick!

You buy a bottle of maple syrup for 1 loonie.
[3+1] (From now on, everyone gets a +1 bonus to resisting cold if they are properly dressed. I will assume everyone is properly dressed.)
You brave the cold and go outside to get icicles. Burr.
[1]
You somehow get your tongue stuck to one.
 

Quote

"Pour la poutine, je ne veut pas les loonies. La poutine est special, je besoin l'Argent Canadian Tire."

"Je refuse de payer avec des coupons ontariens!"

"L'Argent Canadian tire est accepter dans tous la pays. Si vous ne veut pas payez, Alors je n'ais pas de poutine pour vous."

Roll up the rim!

"Maybe I'll get a car..."

Breaking Canadian tradition, you roll up the rim before you drink the hot chocolate.
[4]
You win a brand new snowblower!

Light up a maple cigar.

You light up a maple leaf cigar. Despite looking a bit like cannabis leaves, they don't have much of an effect.

Is there a TV in here someplace? If so, try to watch it.

There is an old cathode ray tube TV in the corner, with some comfy armchairs in front. You sit down and watch curling.

Damn.

Ask if I can have the axe back if I leave. If so, leave, and cut the cold out of the air around me to keep warm.

"Can I have my axe back? I promise not to chop anything else."
She gives your axe back.
[3+1]
You walk out the door and start swinging your axe around, foaming at the mouth a bit.

Drink the hot chocolate and assess its quality.
Then, roll up the rim!

You drink the hot chocolate. It is very hot, very creamy, and very chocolatey. (+1 to the next cold resistance roll)
You rrroll up the rim.
[5]
You win a new Lada Signet. It's red.

Soul charge is a renewable resource. It is worth wasting it to revive Slog.

PTW I love this type of thing.