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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Smoking weed
« on: January 07, 2016, 06:49:48 pm »
Why have weed when you have !!ADVENTURE!!
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 07, 2016, 08:36:34 am »Bollocks.Bollocks
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 06, 2016, 05:48:34 pm »He uses the force. Sprin = Darth Vader.Sprin is secretly a failed space marine, pass it on!
There will be zero doubt I shot first
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure Mode: Getting Good
« on: January 06, 2016, 01:37:27 pm »So I did become enlightened!To do amazing feats like the stories of many adventurers of Bay12 requires one important skillEvery time you lose you should've learned something from it. To claim it's just dumb luck means you have failed to be enlightened, grasshopper. However
A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DUM LUCKQuoteSo treat every life as expendable and run around like a crazy person and it might turn into a crazy adventure riping out Mega Beasts throats for nutrients.taking this advise should also result in learning experiences, and at least it's fun.
On accident
Go me
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 06, 2016, 10:12:28 am »The goat is injured,idk how, sprin hasnt touched it.
This happens to me alot more often then it should... Am I a wizard?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 06, 2016, 08:41:57 am »Were goat kills dwarf. Time passes. Sprin notrices said weregoat, so the game cops on.
Sprin wielding copper chainsaw vs Weregoat wielding a glove!
100 dwarfbucks on the goat
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 05, 2016, 03:37:39 pm »
Must be a nice dinning room
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Adventure Mode: Getting Good
« on: January 05, 2016, 08:21:12 am »
To do amazing feats like the stories of many adventurers of Bay12 requires one important skill
A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DUM LUCK
I've spawned several adventurers who get riped to shreds by boogymen vampire wercapybaras and a cliff side before I created Rocklobster the Vampire Minotar Drinker. It takes luck to achieve a decent enough skill level to survive most encounters and even then it can end by jumping off a cliff Ezio Auditory style into what looked like a deep river.
So treat every life as expendable and run around like a crazy person and it might turn into a crazy adventure riping out Mega Beasts throats for nutrients.
A COPIOUS AMOUNT OF DUM LUCK
I've spawned several adventurers who get riped to shreds by boogymen vampire wercapybaras and a cliff side before I created Rocklobster the Vampire Minotar Drinker. It takes luck to achieve a decent enough skill level to survive most encounters and even then it can end by jumping off a cliff Ezio Auditory style into what looked like a deep river.
So treat every life as expendable and run around like a crazy person and it might turn into a crazy adventure riping out Mega Beasts throats for nutrients.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 04, 2016, 07:13:00 pm »
Whats my axes name and is it made out of baby candy
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: January 02, 2016, 07:03:04 am »
Is it my turn yet?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Ignore this failure of a community fortress XD
« on: December 31, 2015, 10:55:31 pm »
Of course
This is of no surprise
This is of no surprise
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Picture Fight 2: Resurrection
« on: December 29, 2015, 12:44:24 pm »
I cheated
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: December 26, 2015, 07:12:48 am »
Dear Urists of Oiledcity,
Why the fuck did you not go up the stairs for a year?
I needed trees cut, everything was open, and there were designated woodcutters.
Why? Just why?
-Overseer
Why the fuck did you not go up the stairs for a year?
I needed trees cut, everything was open, and there were designated woodcutters.
Why? Just why?
-Overseer
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The day I found out my son is more dwarfy than I am
« on: December 26, 2015, 07:10:37 am »
Always rough when your son 1ups you