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Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....


Is kamin dead?


A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.

I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.


Take a turn!

Looking forward to new confusing version for Drunk Fortress !!FUN!!

Quote from: Vyro on October 03, 2015, 11:25:53 pm

нузб щгк пщщв фтв руфдер вшуещ fk wrong mode.

I laughed harder than I should at this 

Quote from: Bobnova on October 04, 2015, 10:30:54 am

Quote from: Random_Dragon on October 04, 2015, 10:19:06 am

Huehuehue. Remind me to remind the next person to dorf me if I'm not dorfed.

Now if only you had a weredragon infestation.

I suspect there aren't many weredragons for the same simple logical reason you don't worry about mice with rabies.
To get rabies a mammal has to be bitten by another mammal that has rabies. Not much carries rabies that a mouse can be bitten by and survive.
Similarly, if a dragon bites a dwarf that's the end of the dwarf, no disease transmission.

What, never had a hand bitten off by a dragon just before the marksdorfs showed up?

Not personally, no. Still have both hands


Only had a dragon in my fort once. Shortly thereafter I didn't have a fort.

I see my name in the screenshot failing to plant something, think "Hey I'm alive and not the focus, awesome!"
Keep reading. NOPE, VAMPIRE!

We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.

rofl
Boatmurdered is what got me into DF in the first place (hands up if that's true for you too).\

We are so screwed.
Bobnova, naturally, died in the first assault.
I didn't have high hopes as a miner in a fort with a volcano, but I didn't see death to wereelephant coming.

I'VE had two fancy ass-belgians abd a whole lot of not-fancy Finns.

Okaay, firwst off, too many stockpile.l not good. <not At all!
Must overhaul stockpiles, yup!

Deemuns!! DEEEEEmuns errahwhrere!!!!!!!!!!!!




haha, there's no fuckwn way we'll fight this off

I'm crossing rthe Beering Strait now! Don't disturb me whilr i'm beEEring!


lelel u can has minectat stochpeule!!


Why This is marker nO? No Fuvken reason, will dig now.


haha, dorky dorfs building more tacos now
is mehejtprohthert lel, let'b build more!!!


de most imporant thing

dicks are Importent


hahe elves being salty, eh?


mang, ghosts being pricks, gotta slab now, yeh
...
hahaha, fuck you guis3, no fukint way im gona do dat!

I just sold evrything to the caravan that's to be sold
...
WhaaAAaaA?


Is All Flooding, I don' nknoe what is goinh on


De Ice melt there's water errywhere
fookin melts ah dont hve nuthin fur dat


Oh mang, I realy had almos enugh now, will finis year then uplod saev if can



WhY Tacos Melt? this is absolutely hoffible, how could this happen? Is all flooded now, suurounded by waters, It's 7/7 mothavyhcas, no likw.



THIS IS WHAT HAPENED LATELY
YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVYRY WORD OF IT

fuck you guys im tires of this bultshit
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11109
Here is save.
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OMFG that was wonderful!
I can only imagine the real life reaction, but I bet it was hilarious

Hmm, the number of crashes is disturbing; it might just be that time to gen a new fort/world, but we'll see if the next overseer has the same issues. Wondrously entertaining turn, friend Vyro!

Yeah, we may have killed a .... fourth? save.

Quote from: Taupe on August 03, 2015, 11:53:15 am

Suddenly the place is looking a lot more ''filled with water'' than anticipated.
The original plan accounted for a normal corridor
this corridor is obviously filled with water
Ugh I hate when plans backfire.

Backfire

YES IF I TURN THE PLACE INTO OBSIDIAN THE WATER GOES AWAY.
Gotta fire back. With fire.

This turn was fun to read, but also very easy.  We need more keybord mashing.
Firing back with fire was a great idea.  Sadly it backfired and left you with magma instead.
I don't know what was wrong at the end of the turn, but it will be a nice surprise for the next drunk!!

I'm going with the same answer I give for any of the XKCD guy's "What If" questions: "Nothing good."