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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 26, 2012, 04:41:24 pm »
He would dig a tunnel that will flood the entire fortress with magma.

WWUD if he met The Doctor from Doctor Who?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 26, 2012, 03:52:15 pm »
Burn himself

WWUD if he met the doctor?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 25, 2012, 04:55:35 pm »
Nothing, as dwarves can't can't to four, without a special hormone being enabled by the gods, and even then it is only one dwarf at a time. And that dwarf is busy counting every single plump helmet in the storage room.

WWUD if he could count to four, and suddenly tetris?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 25, 2012, 08:25:30 am »
Jump into magma, float as he is far less dense than the magma, and immediately die from the massive amount of heat exposure. His corpse however would keep on bobbing in place until moved.

WWUD if he was a footballer? Football as in foot + spherical ball, as opposed to Football involving hand + oblong ball.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 24, 2012, 07:54:11 am »
Everything is now drinkable as booze. And dwarves are now eternally thirsty.

WWUD if suddenly Cardgames on Motorcycles!?!?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 24, 2012, 03:33:27 am »
get the inexplicable urge to walk into that small room over there, the one that no one can see into, with a raised drawbridge at the end it and take a nap.

WWUD if the overseer valued her life more than the lives of any other dwarf, or even candy?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 09, 2012, 05:01:55 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 09, 2012, 04:45:36 pm
Quote from: Monk321654 on September 09, 2012, 04:41:53 pm
Agree. Iron is a pure metal of the earth, and is thus superior to any simple alloy.

Wrong, bronze is a more effective warfare metal than iron for both weapons and armor, IRL at least. Only issue is that it's heavier.
...Urist is not exactly sharp, despite his/her name.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 09, 2012, 02:59:49 pm »
Nothing, because dwarves do not produce waste in any way shape or form. Vomit is simply from a portal in a dwarfs esophagus  that is opened when the switch in a dwarf's stomach is flipped, or when a dwarf is exposed to copious amounts of sunlight.



WWUD if he was a golem made of slade, and could do everything a normal dwarf can do, including drink, and moved just as fast as a normal dwarf?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 07:32:57 pm »
Be fired immediatly and given class A amnesiacs for doing *drumroll*
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
WWUD if he stole GreatWyrmGold's schtick aside from nothing?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 07:09:17 pm »
Use his magic to put himself in a small room with infinite booze, infinite food, and an eternal cloud of mist, and spend an infinite amount of time there.

WWUD if he stole GreatWyrmGold's schtick?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 08, 2012, 12:20:13 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)


Acount for EVERY SINGLE ITEM ever exist, so long as its on the map. EVERY LAST ONE.


WWUD if dwarfdom didn't get the gift of an anvil from Armok at the worlds recreation, as did the humans, elves, or other races?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 05, 2012, 07:58:06 pm »
Comment on how the 2d version is better. I mean, come on. Its like normal DF, except with 3d ASCII

WWUD if suddenly toady

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 05, 2012, 05:03:51 pm »
Not much would be different. Let's face it, dwarf fortress is as metal it gets.

WWUD if all of reality is just his remarkably well managed fortress, and he was just a part of a remarkably well managed fortress my another entity, that was a part of the fortress of ANOTHER entity?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 05, 2012, 04:42:10 pm »
Suddenly vodka

WWUd if he could look upward, unlike all other life.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 05, 2012, 03:35:32 pm »
Have a pleasant stroll through the town, because he is too innocent and drunk for any hell-spawn to manifest out of his mind.

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