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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 05, 2012, 07:52:04 am »
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

WWUD if he was put in charge of the fortress, instead of the player

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 11:15:07 pm »
Why, open the door of course. And then start to drown in the surprisingly viscous water that is taking a several ingame days to finally level out.

WWUD in this situation if he didn't drown and was a legendary swimmer?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 10:08:32 pm »
Ask where all the dwarven Rum has gone.

Where HAS all the Dwarven Rum gone?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 06:58:37 pm »
He would forcefeed elves "candy" crafts, until the linings of their stomachs exploded. He would then skin the elf corpse, use that skin to decorate the "circus", eat the meat of the elf, make the bones into toothpicks, use the toothpicks, use necromancy (that he wrote a book on) to revive the inedible cartilage and hair to chase after the living elves, and then repeating the process over again, keeping only a handful of female elves for his harem, and a handful of males to perpetuate the process. So there isn't much difference from when he was a dwarf.

WWUD if dragons had adamantine bones?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 05:40:07 pm »
Wait, i thought you couldn't butcher sentients like mermaids?

Also, i would probably lose ALOT of weight

WWUD Celestia, who controls the sun, was a megabeast and attacked the fortress

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 05:28:22 pm »
Urist and all dwarves would stop murdering every single incoming elven caravan out of respect for producing something remotely worthwhile, and instead develop an ICMC (Inter-Continental-Magma-Cannon) to wipe-out all elven booze production facilities to get rid of the competition. The dwarves would then go back to murdering every single incoming elven caravan now that they no longer offer anything of remote value


WWUD if suddenly Fluttershys. Alot of Fluttershys.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 04, 2012, 10:20:43 am »
Hey would make jam, and offer the snackrifice to KodKod, Goddess of Kobold Jam

WWUD if elves were smart enough to use METAL weapons, armor, and arrows (never gonna happen), rather than their useless wooden sticks?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 03, 2012, 08:48:33 pm »
He would make it the same way he makes Dwarf Cheese. The only difference is that instead of magots, he would use goblinite slag.

WWUD if he was a part of the Liberal Dwarf Squad at the current Mountainhomes (which is, again far away from the control of the player)?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 03, 2012, 03:11:48 pm »
His rotten sperm whale prank wouldn't of just a prank.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 03, 2012, 07:07:14 am »
Nothing, because he necro'd the damned thing!

WWUD if an aggressive forgotten beast made out of sunshine (the booze) attacked, but it carried a syndrome blood that caused an incredibly slow and painful death?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 02, 2012, 06:34:22 am »
Urist would drink all THREE of them.

WWUD if he was a Cutebold, and was a slave to KodKod, Goddess of ("Cutebold") Jam, Rather than Armok, God of Blood?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 01, 2012, 08:47:17 am »
Die, because he could no longer purify blood out of his alcohol system.


WWUD he got a cushy job as an administrator at the mountainhomes, far away from the control of the player?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 31, 2012, 12:57:34 am »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on August 30, 2012, 04:52:33 pm
While traveling to the embark site, whine the whole way that they should have brought just a lump of copper ore and nothing else to the terrifying glacier because bringing a pick and food is too easy. Upon starting the game, the player is surprised to see that he only has 6 dwarfs, and they are all very unhappy because they had to talk to someone annoying.
You want to actually try the challenge on a terrifying glacier, with just a pick and a mushroom?

Urist would refuse to go on any expedition.

WWUD if he was the last living thing on the planet, except plump helmets?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Test of Might, Cunning, Endurence, And Shear Dorfitude
« on: August 30, 2012, 03:59:54 pm »
Yeah, and the real challenge is to do it in an evil biome. I have one constant syndrome cloud that instantly kills everything in its path, and turns them alive

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A Test of Might, Cunning, Endurence, And Shear Dorfitude
« on: August 30, 2012, 03:11:05 am »
So has anyone succeeded at all in this?

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