10 May 2602Eve Jobs-sama was glad to see the latest additions to the Cave of Booty : a solid gold cutlass, stacks of fuso beef and a bed large enough for the Big Boss and most of the slaves.
12 May 2602After two days of sleeping and partying, the captain woke up to surprisingly bad news. It seemed that her eccentric expenses dropped to the pirates finances to dangerous levels, not to mention that the trade guild went after the independent merchants of the world, leaving the three hideouts bankrupt. The pirates were unable to even buy a basic rocket to shake at their enemies!
This is not the only news, whoever in charge of this planet had given the purebloods the right to own supersonic cars and go as they please. A sudden sense of freedom shook the world, but Eve Jobs-sama saw through this ruse. She knew that the purpose of this decree was to lure the pirates out at the expense of citizen lives.
The brainers had to pack up and leave the cave to find traders eager to sell basic tools, and so began operation Waste Of Time.
13 May 2602A runt tried to explain why their supposedly excellent plan to create a superhuman warrior resulted to the most drugged up sloth armed with an explosive bong. That did not go well for her.
Not to mention that these mechanics tried to use the lab for their own experiments while the brainers were away. It left quite a mess.
14 May 2602The smell in the lab got worse, but letting the apple ferment in barrels provided something that may pose as wine. Or explosive cider. Either way it ment alcohol, which in turn ment money.
15 May 2602The academy flew a ship over Europe and met the Kraken in the Arctic.
Crash siteOrison was not very pleased to visit the North Pole.
The gals did not feel the same. Most of them wore a bikini because of their short breath. Their tiny bits were so hard they could deflect bullets.
The academician though that wearing warm clothes in the Arctic was a good idea. They were proved wrong as their bodies did not deflect anything.
Approaching the broken ship, the gals could detect the last two Osiron security guys hiding in fear.
Princess Bellodie gave them a good stab.
In the end that was a good training mission, no one was wounded and Lo Raine gained some confidence. Confidence that wearing a bikini at the North Pole was pure madness.
16 May 2602Nothing happened…
17 May 2602The brainers reached the confederation, waved money around, and asked for guns to kill people. They immediately became the center of attention.
Their wares were not really good, but at least the gals saw food again on their table.
18 May 2602With basic supplies out of the market. The pirates had to rely on themselves. To achieve this, they needed to write know what they knew about shooting and killing.
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Okay, I am a little bit tired to write 'The brainers' or 'The runts', so I need your input,
* Who are the chief scientist and chief engineer?
* What do they look like?
* What are their names?
Also wtf is wrong with Imgur? Every time I got back there the interface is different and the upload get worse.
