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pls stop drinking and pull the lever.


nope.

Ok, ok, calm down, I got this. The gates are closed.
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And this guy is like 'nope.'.

Some dwarves decided to retrieve the bolts the batmen used against Shedim. And now he's following them back to the farms.

Uhm. The forgotten beast got into a fight with some batmen and disappeared. But there still is a whole army of spawn and thralls out there. And. Uhm. We kind of are in a BIG trouble now. Because... Well... The Void God is the only one who immediately appeared when he was ordered kindly asked to defend the fortress. At the moment our entire military is scattered around the fortress, trying to gather their equipment. And the gates are still open. Aaaaand.... The Void God was just standing there on his own for a few days. Maybe he got bored, I don't know. But suddenly he decided to hunt for small animals, because appereantly, he was starving. And because of that he... left his post in front of our gates. And charged right into a voidspawn squad. I repeat, on his own. And it looks like he got so tired from getting hit in the head by a mace, that he decided to take a nap.
TL;DR: we are so fucked right now.

It is mid-summer now. This guy shows up and gets killed immediately after having a bath in a murky pool together with the void god.


Then those guys appear on the screen.

So I'm like 'yeah, no problem. i got this. i'll just send up all of our military and we should be fine.'.

And this guy is like 'nope.'.

You see, the problem is that I am still working at the underground farms. And there's a hole. In the wall. Again.

It's Felsite now. Voidspawn are attacking. I forgot what lever closes the gates, not that it matters. We don't have any idlers anyway. Let's hope for the best.

EDIT: I don't know what the hell is going on in there.


So this lady here showed up with the ambushers and died after killing two thralls. The remaining three decide to kill one of themselves just because it's funny. The remaing two start moving towards our gates. They won't cause any problems.

At the same time a voidspawn snatcher appears right in front of Anima. Seconds later, most of his teeth and essential body parts are scattered around him in a radius of ten tiles.
Congratulations Anima, your axe just reached a 100 kills. *claps slowly

You guys got an awesome goal like the last Deathgate? Will hell be colonized again?

I hope so, that's why I am setting up farms and living quarters in our caves. We need to move our dwarves down there to be succesful in killing demons.

I just discovered a tribe of bat men in our caves. Send in the vg.

EDIT: Interesting. There's an object called Usno's hair inside their camp. And one of them is named Osmodlod.... I probably shouldn't kill them yet. There could be some fascinating legends mode-awesomeness hidden in there. CANCEL THE MISSION. They shall serve as guardians of the new temple.....

For some reason our gates are still open and there's a new passage into our fort somebody added since my last turn. It can not be closed (I keep getting the feeling somebody tried to kill the fort on purpose) and we still have dwarves running around outside. I'll try to seal us up again but until then the gates will have stay open.

I wish our dwarves could work faster, but currently most of them are busy hauling stuff.

updatus logisticus?

(pardon my fake latin)

Let's put it like this: I am realy slow right now, mainly because I am busy most of the week. I'll get you some real, big updates this weekend and I will try to finish my turn as quickly as possible.