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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 12, 2013, 05:51:55 pm »
The platform the AI is on doesn't matter. What matters is its programming. And the problem is that this programming can be transferred to any platform. You could theoretically operate an AI with a program written on a piece of paper and use a bunch of rocks as memory. But any AI with practical apllications would also have the power to convince a bunch of people to build it a better platform. Or it can change its code to work with distributed computing and escape to or even take over the internet. In the future when quantum computing will probably become widespread gathering the computational power to build a new AI platform would be trivial. All that is necessary is the programming and the AIs will to be transfered.

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Oi, Flint, glad to see you got that kid. Make sure you get one of these people to look after it.
"Good idea boss, I'll do that."
By the way, how did it get asleep?
"I... erm... Oh, I sung a lullaby to it. Yes that's it. I can do that. I know lullabies. And I sing. Yeah. I'm a great singer. And you know what they say, good singing calms all beasts or something like that. Here, let me sing something for you."

Action edited.

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Name:Flint/"Heroic" rescuer - Team C - Housing block C

Command didn't give a damn about these children. But there was nothing else he could do. Leaving the child here would mean certain death.

Gently deposit the child in an APC. Try to look heroic while making my way there in order to show these people that we're the good guys (yeah, right). Apologize and give life advice.

Flint whispered to the child as he let it in the APC: "I'm sorry kid. I hope your future treats you better than your past. And that when you grow up you will forgive me. Don't dwell on the past. I know that it sounds impossible right now, but try to find happiness. And when you find it grab onto it and don't let go..." For all his speeches and acts, he could not think what else to say to the child except the truth. After some more thought he added: "Oh! And don't do drugs. They are bad for you. You should know that by know." A failed actor, a general failure, an HMRC convict giving life advice. Now that's just crazy.

EDIT:Get someone to take care of the child, either evacuee or APC driver if I have access to him. Sing a bit for Miyamoto.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 12, 2013, 12:53:41 pm »
But the thing is, we don't know that, so there is no harm in finding out whether or not we can hurt it but kicking it in the teeth.
...so you opt to step past the imaginary man and into the hangar.
Hyperintelligent AIs are potentially safe if we include enough failsafes and manual overrides. Oh, and Asimov's Laws.
Long answer spoilered to conserve space and not flood the thread.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
In a nutshell, I too believe that hyperintelligent AIs can be safe, I just think that we should ensure that they actually have been made safe before starting to use one.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 12, 2013, 07:34:09 am »
So he's omnipresent and a very fast thinker but there are plenty of failsafes making Asimov's laws obsolete. Not to mention the shackle prevents any moves against the crew anyway. You're not on the list yet but he's not really harmful unless you piss him off.
Sorry, not really closely related to the story, but I had to say this, just in case any of you come across a superhuman AI for whatever reason.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 07:22:45 pm »
*thinking...* *can't decide* *coin flip* *coin flip* Mess hall. Unless someone else has a better idea.

Mess hall-> lots of humans?
Red door-> Zonk?
Bend-> ?
Front-> Bridge and captain?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 06:42:59 pm »
I believe thread derailment is a punishable offense, so let's not do that. At least not here. Maybe on another thread. (The disscusion, not the derailment.)

And from now on consider myself to agree with GreatWyrmGold unless I say otherwise. I'm tired of typing that he's right.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 05:27:45 pm »
Where the hell did you get that idea?
That's what our religion indoctrinator teacher used to tell us anyway.
Wasn't that from the Old Testament?
NOOO!!! You have quoted me! Now I'll never be able to edit erase this shame off the face of the forum.

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((That was awesome.))
Name:Flint - Team C - Housing block C

Well, at least it's having fun. I hope. With a possibly alien drug. Yes, fun.

Wait for the child to become non-tripping. Ask command:"Command, what's going to happen to these children once we get them out of here? What's going to happen to the orphans?" ((Cue puppie eyes and sad violin.))

Flint couldn't help the child; he sucked at helping people (directly at least) that thing was certain. But perhaps he could persuade command to take care of it. Even a UWM goon must have some humanity left in him, enough to help a poor helpless orphan.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 05:00:19 pm »
You should read Cracked.com, they have pretty good stuff on badass christians. Did you know an early saint actually summoned a couple bears to maul annoying teenagers to death?
Did you know Muhammad was supposed to have cracked the moon?

But no I was just saying Hinduism has some pretty off the wall badass moments. Western Monotheism seems to have it toned down a mite, what with it only being two bears.
Well, considering it's supposed to be a religion about love, peace and acceptance or something like that, I think the bears are in fact a little extreme.
On the other hand if you compare it with what happens in the old testament yes, it is a bit toned down. (God wanted to eradicate sin from a city; god killed people and turned a guys' wife to a *salt statue*. God wanted to eradicate sin from the planet; god plagiarized the Epic of Gilgamesh and other tales with epic floods. God wanted to show the Egyptians' gods who is the boss; god tortured and killed the Egyptians. God wanted to help move the Jews; god split the sea in half. God wanted to "clear" some land for the Jews; god sent some angels to tear down the wall of the city by shouting and then instructed the Jewish soldiers to kill everyone, including the women and children. There was a man that worshiped and loved god like no other; god tortured him and his family horribly and caused society to shun him.)
Still, a god that can't be bothered to search a mountain, so he returns the entire mountain is way cooler.

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((Wait, so Xeno's spit is exactly what it says on the bottle? Holy fuck.))
((The real question is, where does it come from? Is it from this giant star eating monstrosity Stacy saw? Why did the UWM make him forget about what he saw? Is the UWM in league with it, or even controlled by it? Does it infect humans through bottles? Are YOU infected? Wait, is that a second mouth near your fifth eye? OH MY GOD YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU? No! Stand back! Get away from meeee!!!))

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Name:Flint/Drug Pusher - Team C - Housing block C, a burnt room with a child thrashing about

[sarcasm]Oh, yeah, real helpful.[/sarcasm] Well, they should have written that with BIG RED LETTERS! Who sells these things anyway? Who BUYS these things knowing what they do? I promise, If I ge- WHEN I get out of here, I'm going to sue those assholes so hard they'll end up owning nothing but their minds, their drug addicted money-craving evil minds! And that armory master. Not a single word of warning. She's just giving these things away like they're condoms! I'm going to have a word with her once I get back. Oh, yes, I'm really going to take care of her...

Flint vented his anger by screaming accusations and profanity in his mind for a while longer, until he began to calm down. His eyes fell to the child thrashing about. He couldn't imagine what was going through its head right now. An image of the label of the devil-bottle flashed in his mind again.
Quote from: Xeno-Spit label
Keep out of reach, sight and earshot of children and irresponsible adults.
irresponsible adults
irresponsible
I really am irresponsible, aren't I? First my mother, then my father and my brothers, then my... life choices, then my acting career, then ...her and now this. Why does this keep happening to me? Why do I destroy and corrupt everything I care about? ...Maybe the world is better off without me...

Be depressed. Watch over the child until it becomes either lucid or unconscious.

(...Is it just me, or does Stacy remind anyone else who's seen it of the narrator from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties? XD)
((Stacy is just the kind of crazy I like.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 04:59:36 am »

EDIT: I just realised two things a)We got Indian HAL instead of Indiana Jones and b) a "medicinal" plant from India, grown in the probably remote engine area. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Erm... A quick google scan tells me Marijuana is native to the Caucasus... Not india...

Of course, I only meant this as a joke. I mean this is a highly advanced, probably under military governance, ship with a probably omnipresent and all knowing AI on board. So unless the crew was chosen on some very strange standards, or the hippies sent one of their top secret black ops infiltration teams to build a community of peace, love and weed on the new planet, I don't think it's cannabis.

joking: But then again, there are elves (I know they're not DF elves, but stil) on the planet, so one can say that the hippies have been there long before humans... Hmmm... Ancient alien hippy astronauts?

Nowhere else to go except the meshall or further down the hall, so go to the meshall I guess, unless the AI or a forum member has something else/better to suggest.

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'What the hell is a 'British' anyway? Some sort of horribly mutated space alien? Sure sounds like one.'
"I thought we had come to the conclusion that the British were an empire of Dalek fighting pimps, who operated from an Inn and were lead by an immortal man of the same name, that somehow died from poisoned bread. Of course, that raises more questions than it answers..."

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"what the frak is a Buttle?"
"Uh, I suppose it's what butlers do. Difficult to say what that is, though."
'Funny, I always tought a buttle was some sort of kitchen appliance. Y'know, like 'next, you use a wooden buttle on the dough. Make sure you buttle it good, but not too fast, or it won't have the right texture. As always, be sure to use a quality buttle to buttle.'
"I always though that it was that thing British royal guards had on their heads."

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