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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 05, 2013, 08:31:59 am »
Gently wake Ulla and ask if she knows any good shaman magic.  Mainly curses and hexes and the like.
Or just get Alca to go all badass on the lock.

"You somehow manage to fall both on Ulla-sha and Alca-un in the most uncomfortable and romantically suggestive position possible. They murder you while you are trying to escape. You are dead. You are a ghost. You have been reincarnated as a vampire cavie ghost, cursed to hold goblin DNA in place for all eternity."

EDIT: By uncomfortable I meant awkward.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Necromancer! Chapter 2-13
« on: January 04, 2013, 11:14:25 am »
That seems a little risky- some other necromancer might catch the pigeon and either use it as a magical link to us, or use it to physically trace us down.
I did not mean "order the pigeon to go to a certain location" or "order it to move forward forever". I actually meant "make it flap it's wings with our will, like some magical remote controlled robot". That way, when we lose control of it, it will probably just fall to the ground. I mean the purpose of this experiment is to find out how far and how long we can maintain a command undead spell and not how far an undead ordered to go forward will go.

Although testing what kind of conditional orders an undead can follow is a good experiment.

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'Ah, flint. Good you're here, I think I saw somebody up there still alive. We'll have to convince them we're not here to harm them, but my appearance might intimidate them. Could you check out that building where I saw movement?'
'Hey feyri, when you're ready, could you come over and join flint in searching that building? You'know, buddy system and all that.'
Point flint and feyri to the building where I saw movement
Name:Flint/Deeper Scum - Team C - Radio Building

@Miyamoto:"I think that my appearance if anything would probably be more intimidating than yours. Are you forgetting that I am in a mining exosuit, covered in dried blood, carrying a truckload of weapons and that everyone we've met so far had only bad things to say about the 'Deepers'? And I'm not removing my suit when we're out here. I mean, in a building I'd feel more comfortable but out here one sniper round and I'm a goner, either from the shot or the plague. I'll try approaching the building and see what happens. If worse comes to worse, we can just wait for them to run out of ammo. How many weapons and ammo can this colony have?"

Go to Miyamoto. Start approaching the building he points me to with my shield up. After Miyamoto speaks his message speak mine:"This is a UWM rescue team. We are here to help you. Our orders are to escort you to the main elevator, from where you will be transferred to a UWM refugee camp and given food, shelter and medicine. If there are infected amongst you they will be cured by our medical experts once they reach the refugee camp. Please, we mean you no harm. Send someone here to talk to us and we shall prove it."
Flint hated lying to these people, especially when talking about the UWM, but he believed that their chances of survival were better up there, with whatever these UWM scum were planning to do to them, then down here with the HMRC. At least up there they had a chance, however slim, to survive.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 03, 2013, 06:59:33 pm »
Vampires can become ghosts, though.
Yes, but is Vampirism an ailment of the body or the soul? Are ghost composed of soul-stuff, mind-stuff or body-stuff or a combination of the three? Does Vampirism persist after death or is it merely a title indicative of the life the ghost once lived?  I mean if we assume Vampirism a disease and not some kind of divine punishment then we c-...

No. I'm not going to argue about ghost vampire alien cavies. Even evil has contrarians have standards.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 03, 2013, 05:24:16 pm »
joking: Curse all locks and their plans to drive you mad! Begin making a plan for a way to rid all doors from the tyranny of their locks.

Seriously, if the lock keeps screwing with us just leave the door open. If it continues doing that after the door has been opened then either smash the lock to pieces or bring a human to have a look at it.

Hmmm... Maybe the lock is trying to communicate with us in some kind of lock morse code?

For all we know, our genetic information is stored in microscopic skittles made of ammonia and are put there by ghostly vampire cavies.
That's completely unrealistic. Ghosts aren't affected by syndromes, so they can't be vampires.

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Name:Flint/Deeper Scum - Team C - Radio Building

@Stacy:"Actually I was talking about the dead guy, but I guess my words apply to you too. Well, I'm off, don't die while I'm away.

@Miyamoto:"I'm coming your way boss. Anything interesting yet?"

Go help Miyamoto. Obey his orders.

@Stacy:"Oh, and change that song if you can. Broadcast our intentions and then put something more upbeat. This song is as depressing as this place."

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"Erm... The door is open. I opened it. Do you and Spoonman wanna go check it out while I go help the boss? The man in there looks dead anyway. I mean you would have to be preety stoned to miss a miner breaking down your door."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Necromancer! Chapter 2-13
« on: January 03, 2013, 05:35:48 am »
On the subject of experiments, other Necromancers are apparently able to send minions far afield without them being nearby - we should practice long-range control.
I don't believe it's long range control. They were more likely ordered something along the lines of: "Keep going forward and kill everyone you meet." If it was long range control we probably wouldn't be able to command the undead at the farm ourselves and the undead would have reacted more intelligently.
Although that doesn't mean we shouldn't test the limits of our necromantic control. For example take a dead pigeon or some other flying animal and command-undead it and start flying away. How far away can the animal go before we lose control of it?

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((I'd hate doing this, but could someone fill me in on the recent happenings on Team C?))
((Well, let's see. I'll start from the moment we arrived on this level. This is what happened if I remember correctly: We entered Housing block C. Nearly everything was burned and/or covered in ash. We found a doctor in an unburnt area wearing a bio-hazard suit, wielding a jury rigged flamethrower made from chemical lab components and stabbed near the heart. I found a data chip in the same building with an email saying the doctors were coming to treat the people of C block. You examined the doctor but found nothing on him and no sign of the disease. Miyamoto found a building, probably a radio station, where music was transmitted from. Me Stacy and Spoonman are currently investigating the radio station. Miyamoto is searching another street. And people who got a breach in their suits are beginning to display symptoms of the plague. So consider yourself lucky for having that shield when you were shot.))
((Am I forgetting something?))

((EDIT:fixed spelling errors.))

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"Want some help with that?"
"Hold that thought. I'll try first, you go second if I fail. That way we run less of a risk of killing ourselves and destroying whatever's in that room."
"Great, more people with physics bending devices that can destroy everything in this level. What could possibly go wrong? *grumble* damn magic calculators *grumble* smash'em with a hammer *grumble*"
((I think Piecewise decided that there were far too many people who haven't yet been incapacitated.))
((I wonder if he rolls some kind of d100 to determine whether or not you are immune and whether or not you survive or if contact with the air equals instant infection folfollowed by death.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 02, 2013, 06:03:43 pm »
Is that a creationist website? I question the validity of the source.
Oh, crap, I didn't see that! I was kind of in a hurry so I picked the first site that I found that supported my ideas. Well, I guess I failed both in research and in observation. Bad Paris, *sprays water on Paris* do better reaserch next time!

But for the rest GreatWyrmGold has said what I meant and in a much better way.

Plus, since our bodies perform at least similar functions I think our DNA would be similar to a mix of hominid and bug DNA, so we again should have some (few) parts similar. Unless our bodies perform the same functions in a vastly different way which is also likely.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 02, 2013, 05:04:42 pm »
Suddenly my image of it is different and makes more sense.

Let's try using the nail on it for a bit.
+1

Too bad we aren't the other kind of shaman. If we were we would have been able to exorcise the evil spirit/ghost/AI.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 02, 2013, 03:43:39 pm »
Or maybe try to rip a small part of the blanket and use that to jam it. Or if no other solutions is available take a some unused furniture from the room and try to jam it with that. Or maybe try to figure out how it works.

Anybody understands what this lock is and what purpose the back-and-forth serves? Does it go back and forth perpendicular to the door or parallel to it?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 02, 2013, 02:05:18 pm »
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If they really were the same nucleic acids, why would the four letters be arranged differently?
That's like saying "If I compare an ape and a human, why would their DNA be different?". Sure, there would be some similar sequences concerning production of similar proteins (as is evident from the rat-human comparison I posted earlier) but overall the DNA sequence would be vastly different.
Nope. 99.8% similar between chimps and homo sapiens.
More like 95% and only because we have a relatively recent common ancestor. I can change it to "a cat and a human" or "a carp and a human" or whatever. They are alien goblins, not apes. Just said apes because they look similar to humans. Plus, if you could put human and ape DNA sequences side by side you would end up seeing many differences because there have been many deletions and insertions in ape and human DNA since they diverged from their common ancestor. They would only look similar if you were comparing similar regions of similar nucleotides .

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 02, 2013, 01:00:00 pm »
Short answer= I disagree.
Spoiler: Long answer (click to show/hide)

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