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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: August 29, 2012, 10:10:51 am »Urist McWalkingtoDiningHall: "Alright, whose brilliant idea was it to stick a huge, useless waterfall right next to the entrance of the dining hall? And what's with the stupid little sign telling me to 'enjoy the mist'? I already live in a dark, damp hole in the ground; why in bloody hell would I be happy to be sprayed with freezing cold water every time I want to enjoy my damn stew?"
Maybe its magma mist? Whatever, deserters need to have their skin melted anyway.
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