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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 14, 2014, 02:45:02 am »
Arrived on the station as an assistant to find I couldn't leave the arrivals shuttle. Another assistant arrived while I was busting my way out with an oxygen tank, and we busted out together. We found that the ship was totally without power and went to tool storage to get some crowbars and station-bounced radios, then I went to the bridge to call the shuttle while he searched the ship for survivors. I found the captain dead in his office, covered in severe burns. I took his ID and armor, then called the shuttle and sent a priority announcement telling any survivors to come to the bridge. My assistant compatriot returned to the bridge with two corpses he had found in the medbay, also covered in burns. We put them and the captain's body in a locker to take back to CentCom for cloning and investigation. We then rescued Ian, Renault, and Runtime and brought them to the escape lobby. My new friend also found a braindead, handcuffed chef somewhere, and we brought him along too, putting him in the brig when the shuttle arrived.

That is the very bizarre experience I just had exploring a creepy-ass dead station, which was probably victim to the previously mentioned dickish AI.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 14, 2014, 02:09:11 am »
My girlfriend said something like that to me once.

Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend. Also my dong is huge

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Well I am a soulless monster, but there are some things (Douglas Adams, Psychonauts, and that's about it) that make me grin like an idiot.

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And Vector got a dazed smile on her face as she intently read the harrowing rape scene.

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Getting dazed smiles would be pretty inappropriate while reading some books.
twilight

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 14, 2014, 01:56:49 am »
There is nothing wrong with having a tiny attention span.

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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 14, 2014, 01:55:23 am »
Maybe one of their laws was
0. Be a dick

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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 13, 2014, 10:29:56 pm »
Server's down

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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 13, 2014, 08:34:23 pm »
Emmanuel Barnes exclaims, "oh I know what we can do!"
Emmanuel Barnes exclaims, "pepper spray fight!"
James Repetition Magee says, "no"
You remove the nozzle. You'll now use 10 units per spray.
You fix the nozzle. You'll now use 5 units per spray.
Lou Jowers screams!
Emmanuel Barnes exclaims, "gotcha!"
Lou Jowers says, "MY EEEEEYYYEEESSSSSSSS"
Alejandra Sealis [145.9] says, "... That's a really, really bad idea..."
Lou Jowers exclaims, "MY EYEEEESSSSSS!"
Emmanuel Barnes exclaims, "you're it, Lou!"
Lou Jowers screams!

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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 13, 2014, 05:50:42 pm »
Looking at my ban duration, they misspelled the word permanent.

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General Discussion / Re: I like anime, do you like anime?
« on: March 13, 2014, 05:03:59 pm »
Guys, teach me how to be kawaii like you.

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It is demonstrable because I am the smartest person ever and the ladies won't have sex with me. Checkmate.
Don't forget it's also because you're nice, while at it. I heard that's equally a repellant, or amplifier to the repellant factor of smarts. I kinda forgot which. Stopped playing The Game eons ago, so many of the rules slipped my mind. Probably for the better anyhow. Such an infuriatingly difficult game, I wouldn't recommend it.
Who the Hell said I was nice? I'm an insufferable dick, man.

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It is demonstrable because I am the smartest person ever and the ladies won't have sex with me. Checkmate.

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SPRING BREAK WOOOOOOOOOO! *takes off bikini top* WOOOOO!

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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: March 13, 2014, 04:02:44 pm »
Oh shit, sorry. Although I have no bruised feelings at all and don't really have any particular negative feelings about Yogstation (I would never go back there even I wasn't banned, but whatever).

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