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New goal: Find a way to tame clowns.
    Bonus: Use clowns to fight spawn.

I understood that.  I was just voicing my inner child (which is a LOT more violent than I really am, I wasn't able to mercy-kill a half-dead rat).

I still want one, by the way.

fischer is female? holly fucking hell.



no really, it said that fischer is female!

yeah, Splint said that in the OP, explaining why Fischer wasn't used for dwarfing.
EDIT: or maybe it was some other post, my memory's a bit fuzzy, but I definitely remember reading that somewhere early in this thread.

Good thing that we didn't lose Fischer, that would probably have set PLAN:EVICTION back a few years minimum.

For the problem of to many axedwarfs in the military, I would recommend only sending them to deal with things you need slashing weapons to fight effectively, like necromancers.  (What makes undead count as needing slashing weapons while spawn don't?  The fact that undead NEED to be chopped to bits to keep from functioning, where spawn can be killed from a single pike-wound, in the right place of course)

Did the humans leave yet?

That's a terrible idea.  Don't you know that training a monster/abomination/crime against nature ALWAYS results in it turning on you at the worst possible moment?

James headshots Xahnel with a 40k bolter, in a vain attempt to stop the madness before it's too late!