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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 09, 2012, 07:35:15 am »
What's this, Reudh!  You're solving problems, not by violence and bloodshed, but with words and diplomacy!  You abomination to dwarvenkind!  You MONSTER!  HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF!

In other, completely unrelated, news, did you know I love being overdramatic?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 08, 2012, 04:24:40 pm »
Quote from: zacen299 on November 07, 2012, 08:38:55 pm
This is why I have replies per page cranked up as high as it will go. I only have about 120 pages (I go much faster when they're only on one page less loading that way)
Quote from: Talvieno on November 08, 2012, 09:35:39 am
That's a pretty good idea... I may wind up setting my replies-per-page the same way.

Actually 126 pages, as of this post.  I did so my self the moment I found out where to do so. (given that my internet connection isn't too good, it may anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes to forever for a page to load for me, so I really appreciate less loading)

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I need to get the past few months added to the pdf (to make things readable for people like Terrahex), but first I need to get it to where I can actually get on more often.

Don't forget to update the post listing the stories as well. ;)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 05, 2012, 05:05:40 pm »
Reudh, do you not realize what you've done?  here are your mistakes:

1. I owed money to what is effectively the dwarven mafia (referred to from here onwards as the DM).  Even the brains of the trio you met would have been no more than a low to mid level enforcer (albeit one with a very valuable weapon).  Do expect more to show up.
2. You killed them.  Therefore the DM has to do things like hold funerals, support the families they left behind, etc.  And who's debt do you think they'll tack the cost for such things onto?  That's right, yours.

All in all, you have only managed to delay the problem while digging yourself deeper.  Good luck.

(Honestly, did you really expect to get out of my final "screw you" so easily?)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 04, 2012, 01:17:42 pm »
Should I have added that the part about you taking liberties was only meant as a joke?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 03, 2012, 09:04:04 pm »
Quote from: Jack Magnus on November 03, 2012, 07:18:34 pm
I.... I was redwarfed as a female again, wasn't I.

Actually Draconik took some "liberties" while rebuilding your body.  (don't ask what liberties, why, or how I know this; you're better off not knowing)

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... I suppose (story wise) I could just be shaving my beard, right? Seeing as by default, female dwarves don't have one.

The lack of a beard is another thing Draconik did to you.

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Wonder how I'll die next... will it be another derp death, or will I actually get eaten by something?

In all likelihood, the various modifications made and implants added are leaving your dwarf off-balance.  This is also why you are suffered from skill loss.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: November 03, 2012, 08:03:30 am »
As it has been awhile, I would like to request redwarfing.  Once again, I would like either a doctor of some sort or military dwarf, and also that my new dwarf comes from the next migrant wave that makes it for story-telling purposes.

Quote from: tomio175 on November 03, 2012, 05:45:17 am
Edit: Shit, Nicolo broke his hip. Well, it'll heal. I hope.

Bah, quit your whining.  A real dwarf doesn't stop fighting even after losing all 4 limbs.  Heck, if dying is more than a minor inconvenience for you, then you are no true dwarf.  If you're worried over a broken hip, we might have to burn you at the stake for being an elf.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 30, 2012, 09:40:21 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on October 30, 2012, 05:39:23 pm
to anyone who isn't too busy keeping up with this clusterfuck!

Forget that, I'm dealing with the effects of the "frankenstorm."  Here in pittsburgh, halloween has been postponed till saturday because of it!  They even cancelled school just due to the fear of what might happen!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 24, 2012, 05:27:23 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 24, 2012, 02:46:27 pm
That was what it turned into, but I mean.... Why send expierienced ones like our first king?

King-turned-necro: "You guys are pathetic.  Let me show you how a real necromancer gets things done around here.  Then you can bow down before my awesomeness."

Given how much necros write about themselves, I wonder what goes through their minds when they realize that the world does not, in fact, revolve around them (besides Fischer's spear, obviously).

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 23, 2012, 09:53:34 pm »
Quote from: Lolfail0009 on October 23, 2012, 09:08:45 pm
I believe the term is 'bump'. Where is everybody? Did I miss something?

Well... I'm planning on cutting off Splint's leg increase traffic in the thread, if it gets too close to death.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 21, 2012, 11:34:24 am »
Quote from: Draconik_Sankis on October 21, 2012, 07:38:56 am
Although shortly there after I want strawberries for some reason, anyone know how well strawberries grow in hell?

TAD beat you to it in Swordthunders.  They presumably tasted awesome.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 20, 2012, 08:20:24 pm »
I say cleanse the infected with fire before they turn.  after all, if they are tough enough only the corruption will be purged.

For further instructions, treat as if you are in the middle of (the classical depiction of) a zombie apocalypse.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 18, 2012, 04:13:49 pm »
Quote from: tomio175 on October 18, 2012, 03:27:44 pm
OK, sliiiiiight problem. FB had extract thing, Fischer is now Resting Injury-ing. If she dies, how fucked is the canon?

Quote from: soulslicerjames on October 18, 2012, 01:04:22 pm
Quote from: tomio175 on October 18, 2012, 11:05:36 am
Nothing else has happened so far, except for the three migrants that came.

I'm keeping this on the record.  That way, when things go wrong in your next update, you can only blame yourself for provoking Murphy.

Called it!

But seriously, if Fischer dies or becomes permanently crippled, savescum.  Because if you don't you may WILL find yourself experiencing a gruesome fate.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 18, 2012, 01:04:22 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 18, 2012, 11:55:41 am
Soldiers with no actual specified weapon (say they're just told to carry battle axes, not issued a specific one) issued to them will grab the most valuable one they can get thier mits on.

That caused a LOT of trouble in Boatmurdered.

Quote from: tomio175 on October 18, 2012, 11:05:36 am
Nothing else has happened so far, except for the three migrants that came.

I'm keeping this on the record.  That way, when things go wrong in your next update, you can only blame yourself for provoking Murphy.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 08, 2012, 09:04:27 pm »
Quote from: Xahnel on October 08, 2012, 07:28:07 pm
Will the pitcher continue throwing spawn curveballs?

What could make you think it will ever stop?

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Will Fischer be recognized as a living goddess of war?

No, as that position is beneath her.

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Will Draignean ever figure out that a punch to the nose isn't a good thing?

See also: signs of armageddon.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (34.11)
« on: October 08, 2012, 06:08:04 pm »
What ever happened to the idea of my dwarf's will continuing to screw your dwarf over?  Did you forget, or just not get to it?

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