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You sail your yacht to the eastern coast of Africa, where you talk the pirates over there in steel-reinforcing your hull, and attatching two .50 cal machineguns amidships and a 22mm launcher on the bow. Some take notice of the money you have, and ask you if they can join you. They have about 6 PT boats, each half the size of your Yacht, each with a large-caliber machinegun mount.

Two assassins made it out alive, but one was caught. The one left was the bomb maker, and you have his contact information.

You decide to start a workout regimen, but realizing that the money you have in your now-safe offshore accounts are growing independently of you, you decide to splurge a little extra. You buy a yacht for a cool $50 million and outfit it with a sleek whirlybird helicopter. After doing so, you hire a few japanese schoolgirls to serve as towelgirls for the jacuzzi.

You then hire an assassin in Tokyo to kill those schoolgirls who laughed at you in Kyoto. Serves them right.

But this causes an international scandal, as the assassins instead used a truck bomb to blow up the whole school! You foolishly wired a large sum of money to a bank account and you have been traced back to and connected with the crime.

You are now an international fugitive on the open waters.

Using your money, you start a front. It's an orphanage. As enough people donate to it to keep the front going, every cent you donate is shuffled into offshore banks. Your money is now safe and untaxable. You giggle manically at how perfect a plan it is.

Summon Diamond pick. NOTHING SHALL STAND IN THE WAY OF SPAWNER DESTRUCTION!

Respawn with a baseball bat. Brain as many Blues as possible.

Be similar to cockroach man in MiB 1. Find sugar water to sustain self.

I still say we need to get out of the room. We need to start doing something. After we figure out our weaknesses or anything similar, we should make the kid follow us. Find out what the normal dress is. Blend in. Start breaking people to follow us silently. Gather an army.

Laugh Maniacally then run over a Blue with my mobile Artillery.