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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« on: August 10, 2012, 11:17:12 pm »
WOW! AN ACTUAL TURN!

Sink into utter depression, at rolling 2 or 3 1's in a row. Use this depressive energy to taint the entire mall, causing danger and despair to EVERY player!

[6] You sink into SUCH an utter depression, that you begin to laugh at your complete failure. STUPIDSTUPIDSTUPID.
You sir, are hilarious.
On the bright side, all rolls will be fives from the positive forse now echoing the mall.

>Groove our way along to search for an escape route from the mall.

>Attempt to loot a music store for a tambourine along the way, so's that I can join in the jammin'.

[5] GROOOVAY! You grab a Tambourine from the music store next door, keeping the jam alive. You are unable to find the exits that don't exist, but instead find Liam standing in ront of an open broom closet, drooling.

Suddenly appear in random location.

[5] You too appear in front of the broom closet. NICE!

Lou dons a Top Hat and then attempts to seek out the Elusive And Deadly Broom Closet.

[5] BROOM CLOSET HOOOOO!

Eh sure if you want.
Heres my revised action.
Try to find a way out of the place with no shops or find a map. Also call Gumshoe

You walk east to find Gumshoe AND the broom closet. Oldbag leaves in disgust.
Gumshoe is carrying a pistol, a badge, and a Blue Badger blow-up figurine.

Suddenly, the voice comes on the PA.

MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE IMBECILES! That IS IT! I am sending someone out to kill you all! Kill him and it's 4 points towards your total. OH RAAMBOOO!

A sudden rumbling is herd from the vent above you, as the TESTOSTERONE MAN himself pops down.

BWAAARGH

He takes a swing at Liam, [5] SENDING THE DROOLER FLYING INTO THE WALL. He sticks there like a javelin, before fading to dust.

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4322
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to WW2- No slots open.
« on: August 10, 2012, 10:58:05 pm »
Yup.

4323
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to WW2- No slots open.
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:51:04 pm »
Ugh. We really need to get this moving.

4324
Roll To Dodge / Re: RTZ 0/5
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:45:11 pm »
Reserve. Ill post the sheet later tonight.

I guess I've been waitlisted:

Name: Francois Ancarde
Occupation: Cook
Skills:
- Archery. He hunts all the food himself.
-??
Stats:
STR- -1
DEX- 1
CHA- 1
WIS- 1
Backstory: Well, they asked for a cook, and they got a cook. Tired of the fancy life, he came to Texas for the thrill of the hunt, and he's had quite a bit of fun so far...
Inventory:
-Laptop
-Apron
-Cook Hat
-Several shirts and pants, all designer, but made to be worn in the wilderness.
-Frying Pan
-Knife Set.
-Hunting Bow and 115 arrows
-Spatula
-Bowl of Fruit
-2 loaves of bread
-Several specialty drinks.
-2.5 bottles of painkillers.
- 5 cooking magazines.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 07:04:55 pm »
Talk to the iron man? Maybe?

4326
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:55:55 pm »
SEE PREVIOUS POST.

WITH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR

4327
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:48:27 pm »
MAKE ALL DICE ROLL ONES NEXT ROUND.

ALSO, USE SPELL ON BOOK.

4328
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:45:34 pm »
AWARGH.

WHY DO I HAVE TWO INSTRUMENT IN MY THROOOOOOAAT.

GET THEM OUT AND MAKE CAR GO KABLOOEYWHAKAMAPOWBOOMSHAKALAKA.

...ADD ONE MORE ONOMAOPOEIA.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:36:50 pm »
SEND FORK FLYING AT RUNAWAY BOOK.

HOW DARE IT LICK ME!

A PLATYPUS SORCERER!

THE NERVE!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:35:01 pm »
You have obviously not heard of Derm.

Force author to read the roll to roll to dodge adventure.

The voice booms,
OF COURSE I'VE HEARD OF YOU. YOU'RE JUST NOT POWERFUL IN THIS GAME. BESIDES, I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO READING PAST PAGE 2 OF RTRTD. HA!
He strikes you down with lightning. You are now Derm the Hellbringing Pile of Ash.

BEGIN DIGGING.

ACQUIRE SHINY THING.


You dig deep. You arrive in china holding several things that may or may not be shiny. Including a cat. Eww.

Sneakily move-without-moving behind the person closest to me and break their neck. Sneakily.

Unfortunately, the person closest to you is you. Fortunately, you suck at breaking necks, so you only end up paralyzed at the fingers.

Bash someone deserving with my mighty weapon, Mr. Fluffles.

You bash the already-paralyzed SinPwn with your new weapon. It hurts a surprising amount, and he is now paralyzed at the toes as well.

SCREAM AT SKY.  CAUSE MOON TO CRASH TOWARD PLANET

You scream, and it brings the moon down. The moon is surprisingly tiny, and it bonks you on the head. Oh, wait, that's a golf ball. You now realise you are on a golf course.

Scream and become an ethereal creature, ready to feast on minds!

You scream like a banshee and become a spirit, ready to haunt stuff, instead. You fly into Mr. Fluffles and do...What?

>Be Morgan Freeman


YOU ARE NOW GOD. But only a god look alike. Who happens to be parapalegic and without toes.

Current Setting: Golf Course.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 10, 2012, 05:24:32 pm »
USE EPIC METAL VIOLIN TO BLOW UP CAR.

BECAUSE IT CAN.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:35:50 pm »
NOOOOOOOOOOTHAT WAS MAH FAVRIT LEG!

HE WAS JIMOTHY.

AVENGE JIMOTHY BY THROWING BUS AT FARMER.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:33:54 pm »
STOP BEING A WAT.

BE PLATYPUS SORCERER AND DO PLATUPI SORCERY STUFF.

YAY!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 10, 2012, 03:59:20 pm »
NOOOOOOSTEVE.

RESPAWN AS...

APPLEJACK, WHY NOT?

BUCK NIKO IN FACE.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 03:38:51 pm »
BECOME PLATYPUS INSTEAD. EAT BOOK AND HEAD NORTH. NORH GOOD.

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