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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE
« on: August 10, 2012, 03:08:41 pm »
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 10, 2012, 02:49:07 pm »Take a...nap...
You flop down FIERCLY on a nearby couch, ready to KILL and dream that might ATTACK.
HI YA.
ACQUIRE NUTRITION.
YOU AQUIRE SHOVEL. IT HAVE IRON.
LOTS OF IT.
Roll some actual dice for the actions.
NO. NO DICE FOR YOU.
Look for proper orc weapon. Perchance something big and sharp, big and smashy, or big and sharp and smashy.
You get a giant teddy bear.
That fits the criteria, right?
Derm it.
You completely and fully Dermed it. Now, what did you Derm and what did it do?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 10, 2012, 02:15:53 pm »Dodge.
You toss a kitchen knife in the air and attempt to dodge it. Cool! Now you'll be referred to as the toeles ninja.
Acquire random race and class.
You exit the room as a Warrior Orc. Now what?
Stand perfectly still.
You stand so still that everyone begins to stare at you including the guy wihtout toes. They wonder where you went, and leave. YOU ARE THE TRUE NINJA MASTER. You even take Slowpoke in as your student.
Roll.
You attempt to somersault but get distracted by the sudden disappearance of SinPwn and Slowpoke cutting his toes off. You slam into a wall and knock yourself out. Nice.
BREATHE!
NO. YOU WILL DIE.
Enter a martial trance!
The voice says HUH? and instead puts you into a Martial Stance and a Regular Trance at tjhe same time. Now you're ready to fight. Sleepily.
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Roll To Dodge / Roll To Dodge. Just...Roll To Dodge.
« on: August 10, 2012, 01:38:06 pm »
We don't have a popular roll to dodge that's just there for the point of rolling and dodging, so here we go.
You're standing in a blank room, with a bunch of other people. They don't seem important, so you don't pay much attention to them.
Suddenly, a voice booms out from the sky, yelling,
SO? AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?
So? Will you?
This is just going to be a roll to dodge about near nothing.
Choose to do anything, and the booming voice shall roll. No need for a character sheet unless you want one, and...yeah. Nothing much to say but...post!
You're standing in a blank room, with a bunch of other people. They don't seem important, so you don't pay much attention to them.
Suddenly, a voice booms out from the sky, yelling,
SO? AREN'T YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?
So? Will you?
This is just going to be a roll to dodge about near nothing.
Choose to do anything, and the booming voice shall roll. No need for a character sheet unless you want one, and...yeah. Nothing much to say but...post!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU HAVE RUN INTO F.O.E.
« on: August 10, 2012, 12:37:40 pm »
POTIONS NOT WORKING.
....
THROW MOOOAAR POTIONS!
MAYBE THROW SOME SWORDS TOO.
....
THROW MOOOAAR POTIONS!
MAYBE THROW SOME SWORDS TOO.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to be a Turnip
« on: August 10, 2012, 09:38:49 am »
Attack people. I mean, what else can I do? Flood the world with bananas in a way not unlike Roll To Be a Chicken?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 10, 2012, 09:33:43 am »
FLUTE AND CLARINET HAVE METAL SO HA.
CARRY BUS TO CONCERT IN TIME FOR BADASS METAL ENDING.
CARRY BUS TO CONCERT IN TIME FOR BADASS METAL ENDING.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Ch. 15: Bay12, Bitches!)
« on: August 10, 2012, 09:25:25 am »
Good luuuck!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *OPEN* Turn: Teddy Roosevelt
« on: August 09, 2012, 10:22:03 pm »
Turn coming in the mornibg. Procrastination and all that jazz.
And don't be so sure of that, fireiy...
And don't be so sure of that, fireiy...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU NEED GET NIKO BELLIC
« on: August 09, 2012, 07:59:48 pm »
REPLACE LEG WITH PICKAXE. EQUIP EXPLODEYS TO ARROWS AND MACHINE GUN SHOOT NIKO MAN.
RATATATATATBOOMBOOMKABOMSHOOMRATAT.
RATATATATATBOOMBOOMKABOMSHOOMRATAT.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to dodge The GM: Deathmatch arena of Doom !!! (6/6 players) Waitlist open
« on: August 09, 2012, 05:46:53 pm »
I shall join the wailist as minecraft man: Steve!
Race: Blockman!
Class: Miner/Alchemist
XP: 0/2?
Health: 50/50
Skillz:
Architect: +1to rolls involving construction.
Brewery: +1 to rolls involving potions of any sorts.
OCD: every once and a while he gets distracted by...stuff. He needs to keep his crap neat and tidy, you know...
Inventory: Diamond Sword, Diamond Pick, Potion set.
This good?
Race: Blockman!
Class: Miner/Alchemist
XP: 0/2?
Health: 50/50
Skillz:
Architect: +1to rolls involving construction.
Brewery: +1 to rolls involving potions of any sorts.
OCD: every once and a while he gets distracted by...stuff. He needs to keep his crap neat and tidy, you know...
Inventory: Diamond Sword, Diamond Pick, Potion set.
This good?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 09, 2012, 04:32:21 pm »
MAGIC SAX NOT WORKING. TRY MAGIC FLUTE AND CLARINET DUET.
IT WILL TOTALLY WORK.
IT WILL TOTALLY WORK.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS
« on: August 09, 2012, 04:14:24 pm »
UGH...POWER OF LOVE IS TRICKY.
USE POWER TO MAKE HEROES GO BOOM.
LIKE...
BIG BOOM.
SUPERNOVA, MAN.
USE POWER TO MAKE HEROES GO BOOM.
LIKE...
BIG BOOM.
SUPERNOVA, MAN.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 09, 2012, 04:09:51 pm »
NOOOOOOOO PUNCH MANAGER IN FACE.
WITH SAXOPHONE.
IMMA FLY WITH YOU AND MAH MAGIC SAX.
BRING BUS TO CONCERT(?)
WITH SAXOPHONE.
IMMA FLY WITH YOU AND MAH MAGIC SAX.
BRING BUS TO CONCERT(?)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE ROCKIN' ULTIMATE METAL BAND
« on: August 09, 2012, 04:02:52 pm »
BECOME JAZZ SAXOPHONIST.
THEY BELONG IN METAL BAND, RIGHT?
THEY BELONG IN METAL BAND, RIGHT?