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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation

« on: August 20, 2012, 05:54:31 pm »

Artifact sword called the Sacrifice of Beards (so sad!)

My last fortress was Goldensteamy, inhabited by the dwarves from The Paddle of Fondling (forgot to check the names before embarking)

Fatgifted, the Creepy Woman - a raw adamantine ring.
I ended up with several engravings to this thing around the fortress with SHOCKINGLY well thought out fat jokes... I wish wish wish I still had that save file. I just remember one engraving being called "The Famine of Worlds"

and wow look what i just found in legends

DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.

« on: August 18, 2012, 12:26:51 am »

Urist McMigrant: This evil pink rain looks dangerous. Maybe I should walk around it to get to the fortress so I don't add to the copious number of blind dwarfs that live there.

Urist McMilitia: I should take swimming lessons, so I don't drown in case I fall into kiddie pool.

Ted Traderpants: Hold on. You want to sell me five bins of bone crafts? No thanks, the market is flooded with those back home.

DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: I badly draw your reports!

« on: August 16, 2012, 01:59:27 am »

This isn't a report but
It's an artifact statue of an elf getting its nose torn off

DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?

« on: August 16, 2012, 01:35:54 am »

Just watching my most developed fort yet fall to a loyalty cascade because I didn't know those existed. Imagine how confused I was when suddenly anarchy everywhere... even the trained rattlesnakes from the snake pit broke out and started biting people! I'm already down from 200 to 100 dwarfs.

To the victor goes the adamantine!