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Good to know. Thanks for the information.

Rendezvous with my teammates.

((That Trump speech was spot on, laughed through the entire thing))

Animal attacks? Tell me more.

Inquire about the animal attacks.

Quote from: syvarris on October 16, 2016, 12:47:19 pm

Donald Trump will head to the highschool, find the most attractive, shiny people, and seduce them.

((Sialia, might you take over for Aigre if he ends up being too busy to update?))

((I'm so going with the seduction action. Here are the pre-turn rolls:))

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Trump looks for the nearest clique of blond bimbos. Trump is a bit rolly polly, and ain't pretty. But he sure knows how to get everyone's attention.

He rolls 2 initial successes. Using Appearance + Subterfuge. His audience are dumb blonds with a wits of 1. they get 4 dice because the first roll is wits + 3. They roll 0 successes. Mr Trump gains the attention of the entire courtyard, and all the females in a 100 metre radius are entranced by the sound, smell and look of his uh... winning attitude.

The second roll in VtM seduction is the witty repartee, which is Wits + Subterfuge vs Intelligence + 3. Granted, his audience isn't too smart, and he is already on their gold-digging radar. So he rolls 4+2 die vs 4.

He only scores 2 successes against 1. All the female attention is triggering Clinton memories. Still he pulls through somehow, and the women are still hanging on his every word, hoping to get a piece of him. But we'll have Trump spend a willpower point for a +2 and see if we get more successes. He scores 1 more, for a total of 2 successes.

The third roll is the suggestive conversation: charisma + empathy vs perception + 3. Trump doesn't really have empathy. And he's using manipulation in the place of charisma because he's more into trying to get something out of the women than actually having a good time with them. So we roll Manipulation Subterfuge and previous successes above 1 for a total of 7 dice vs 5. The women have average perception, and are keen enough to smell both juicy opportunity and bullshit. so it's a toss up.

He scores 4 successes against 1 in the final roll.

A crowd of schoolgirls and infatuated young women start following Trump, willing to be "ravished by this alpha male?" charmed by his greatness, and filled with a conviction in his ability to make their country great again.

Trump gains a gaggle of 9 schoolgirls as groupies.

((Syv, fill in the Trump speeches for me!))

Donald Trump:

Spoiler: NEVERMIND, IT JUST WOULDN'T STOP.  I feel dirty. (click to show/hide)

"Hello, hello, look here at all these beautiful people.  It's amazing, all these people, when was the last time you all saw a winner like me?  Ever?  Never?  Sad, so sad, you people deserve a person like me.  Not like the people you've been getting, terrorists, vampires, mexicans, all the terrible, vampires.  It's such a problem, such a disaster, these illegal vampires.  All of them are such losers, they're so ugly, but they think they are just great.  You know what folks?  They're not, those vampires, they're terrible, they have terrible temperaments, not like me, I have a great temperament.  A winning temperament.  These vampires, they think they can just take our jobs, take our women, but they're just so stupid.  So stupid.  Because they can't, they think they have the respect women want, but they don't.  No woman likes them, none, they can't get any women, like that fat slob over there, she's the type of girl who vampires get.  They're lightweights who can't handle anything more.  And I know, yes, I know, the corrupt media has been finding all these horrible frauds who say terrible, just terrible things about the women I handle.  It's all lies folks, all lies, I never touched any of those women, you know why?  Just look at these hands folks, these are the huge hands of a successful man, when I touch a women with these, it's just incredible--it's amazing, I'm like 'Excuse me, I'm busy, I can't touch you', but these women, once they've seen my tremendous respect for women--it's just huge, so much bigger than those out of control vampires--when women see it, they can't stop themselves, and I'm a nice guy, I'm a good guy, how could I say no?  It's terrible, women just love me, but the horrible media keeps finding these weak people who will just say whatever for no reason, but none of them have been touched by them, zero, it's never happened.  They wish they did, most women do, I can't blame them, I have a fantastic disposition, I have great respect for women, greater than anyone I know, all women want winners, and I'm the most amazing winner.  I've built amazing things, big things, the biggest things, but these vampires, what have they built?  Nothing, they didn't build this, building, it was built by a loser, clearly, but a classier loser than those terrible vampires, can they even build anything?  No, they can't, anything they would build would just be a disaster folks, it's because they're lightweights, but me, I'm tough, I build big, classy things, I'll build a new school, a classy school, one that you beautiful people deserve--I love education, I love students--I'll make it illegal for these stupid vampires to be in school, and all the other terrible people, the uglies, the morons, the illegals, the losers, the terrorists, I, I mean all these terrorists, have you seen what this country is coming to?  We're letting in these unbelievable people into our schools, I'm gonna put a stop to that, I'm gonna make our schools great again, and make them beautiful again, like all these people in them, except the ugly ones, why are they even here?  We don't want them here, that's disgusting, just disgusting."

Janeway lounges about in the truck's bed, watching the city go by. She carefully goes over the contents of her "medical" bag, making sure that it's in working order.
"Nice day, huh? Perfect for killing edgy losers."

Think.

Just go to the coffee shop and start some chit-chat  hopefully they'll volunteer the information.

Put the AR in my duffel bag for now, but keep the Glock.

Joe will head to the local hospital, making smalltalk with anyone regarding any mysterious injuries and mysterious ailments that have been affecting the local populace.

I'll be the muscle, then, you be the brains. 

Vincent is with Joe, he'll go to the hospital, see if his medical expertise can be of any help. Walk straight in, make like a visitor who knows where they're going and take a quick peek in each room with an open door as he take makes a lap of the unit.

((Trump is going to win us the game or get us killed. Maybe build a wall between the Quileute land and the rest of Forks. Either way.))

Donald Trump will head to the highschool, find the most attractive, shiny people, and seduce them.

((Sialia, might you take over for Aigre if he ends up being too busy to update?))