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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Things that don't happen.
« on: November 11, 2012, 05:40:09 pm »
Urist McDwarf: "I'd like to welcome you all to the first Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What is your signature weapon?
« on: November 04, 2012, 01:43:20 pm »
I've taken to using a chopped off wolf tail. It's not very effective, but insanely satisfying.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 27, 2012, 04:14:58 pm »yes , fragile , huge , needlessly complicated , full with bear poop and easy explodeable cannon balls .Everything's better with bear poop and kitten skulls.
with little spice of napalm and decorated with kitten skulls .
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 07:13:31 pm »Do we have a court of law established yet? A beauracratic system can only go so far. And what exactly will our government be like?Well, heMinus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.
Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.
... Zanzetkuken...
Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the deaddidn'tsaid he will eat them per say. He just implied that heWOULDhave eaten human flesh.
See this? We must capture Slayer and let me... take care of him.
I do not believe in the punishment before crime philosophy, amendment of paperwork holds. Any action upon earlier edition will be punished accordingly.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:55:31 pm »Well, he didn't eat them per say. He just implied that he WOULD eat human flesh.Minus the whole, cannibalism thing. ... Yeah.
Why no canabalism? I'd be willing to eat meals made of human flesh. Now I'm hungry for ribs.
... Zanzetkuken...
Name:Slayerhero90
Reason:Defiling the dead
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:34:31 pm »It needs a better name, in my opinion. Something acronym-y.Bureaucracy done right! And !!Science!! is the best kind of science. We all know that.What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.
Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.
Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.
Torture is included in this:Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission. You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.
The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.
To discourage torturers and murderers, the paperwork will be 100+ pages long depending upon a variety of factors.
To deal with this, I request my movement from M.A.D. P.L.A.N.S. to a new department, "the Governmental Enforcers". I shall lead this new department. We will need the law enforcement.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:19:53 pm »Bureaucracy done right! And !!Science!! is the best kind of science. We all know that.What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.
Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.
Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.
Torture is included in this:Every death will be investigated, due to the limited amount of people that will be on the mission. You cannot count every person on the forums, due to the fact that most have not signed up for this mission, and every life is needed for the success of the colony.
The exception is if you sign the correct paperwork to prove that it is for !!Science!! or Science.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:13:33 pm »What kinds of tortures do you have in mind?Grounded in reality? Read the thread over Zanzetkuken. I am being realistic compared to the rest of these madmen.
Then I have work to do whenever something crazy appears.
Just don't investigate when people go missing and we will have no problems. ... Not really, I can torture troublemakers as a side job, if you all wish.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: August 26, 2012, 06:11:59 pm »
Lock himself in his room and drink.
WWUD if he found out he was part elf?
WWUD if he found out he was part elf?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 05:51:58 pm »Don't worry, I have experience in breaking the laws of physics. I don't have time to elaborate, but it involves a bowl of pudding, Adolph Hitler, and the Large Hadron Collider.1)It can exist though. it's just a magical kind of carbon nanowavers something.
2)As for dwarfs liking skiing, doesn't matter. I do,
The point is as you ski down the hill you're followed by an large cloud/ wave of Co2 you just helped to evaporate.
1)Note: It is sharper than an atom. An impossibility that breaks a law of Physics (I think.)
2)Thoughts go through all forum-goers minds on how to weaponize this.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 05:25:33 pm »Holy shit... A break-dancing Kobold robot. How has nobody done this yet? And do Dorf's even like skiing?Can I borrow his brain? I need a footrest.What if we put his brain in a robot, gave that robot some super sweet dance moves, and entered him into the dance contest! Then all our money problems would be solved!
No, not brainfreez, he WILL kill EVERYONE! Instead, we have the robot look like a kobold and put Corai's brain into it.Another derail to save the thread. Holidays on Mars
Fun fact: (Completely unsupported)
- Did you know that Martian ice contains large amounts of Co2.
- That skiing/boarding over it is enough to have it melt slightly.
- That Co2 is used to create the smoke effects at rock shows and such.
Correction: Only one of the poles is CO2, the other has H20, which makes it an extremely good candidate for our landing).
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: August 26, 2012, 04:39:02 pm »Can I borrow his brain? I need a footrest.What if we put his brain in a robot, gave that robot some super sweet dance moves, and entered him into the dance contest! Then all our money problems would be solved!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« on: August 20, 2012, 04:41:28 pm »
Mistem Chamberromances... Wonder where they were conceived...
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