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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 26, 2012, 04:27:19 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on October 26, 2012, 04:23:34 pm
I wish for an A on my report.

Granted.
Spoiler: Here's an A, print it out and tape it to the report. (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Cassandra on October 26, 2012, 04:25:18 pm
I wish I could get my avatar to not have legs.
...also granted. It just has some stumps in its place.

I wish school did not claim so much free time.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 26, 2012, 07:44:36 am »
Huh. I didn't really have much trouble reading it.  The premise is creative, and the thought of actually being cooped up in such a space and slowly forcing your way through would be a claustrophobe's nightmare, but I wasn't really creeped out. The closing shot of the victim at the end was pretty cool; it reminded me of Lovecraft or Amnesia:The Dark Descent's Mr Face.

Probably the fact the dialogue is so goofy at times ruined the atmosphere for me.

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DF General Discussion / Re: An AI to play dwarf fortress. Has this been done? ==UPDATE!==
« on: October 26, 2012, 07:31:40 am »
Posting to Watch.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 26, 2012, 07:13:44 am »
Quote from: EdwardRech on October 26, 2012, 07:05:07 am
Crazily Spin it and say "YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND, LIKE A RECORD BABY ROUND ROUND ROUND ROUND".

WWUD if he was in a rock band?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 26, 2012, 07:03:18 am »
Quote
...I came here to look for my hole.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oh the innuendos.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 25, 2012, 07:44:52 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 25, 2012, 06:03:19 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on October 25, 2012, 06:01:38 pm
If anyone's looked at the YOU ALWAYS ROLL 5 minimalist RTD today, they know what my WTF is. Even though I completely understand it and did take part in it for a while, what the fuck.
Yeh, this too. I mean, I know its almost entirely my fault, but still.

Spoiler: Sample! Beware of massiveness (click to show/hide)

By all the powers within or outside of the universe, I must find some way to fit that quote-construct  in my sig. :P

You can't even really call that a quote pyramid. It's more like an interpretation of R'yleh built from cyclopean quote blocks by star-spawn that infected the internet.

I swear at times I got vertigo trying to read through it.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 25, 2012, 07:50:04 am »
Blimey. This thread gave me a bit of a WTF. I go to sleep and the current conversation was about blood types. I get back, and it's jumped from a hypothetical question on a magical pill that could turn someone straight, to "taking care of yourself" and a discussion on fetishes for a couple pages, then a mention of kickass Old Man Henderson, followed by a rerail about candy and now it's about beards.

All this in the six hours I've been asleep? Blimey.

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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: October 24, 2012, 09:25:38 pm »
Watch as the universe spontaneously implodes for about a millisecond before said implosion spaghettifies  his eyeballs.

WWUD if his eyeballs underwent spaghettification?


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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Trees, man.
« on: October 24, 2012, 07:39:37 pm »
Wikipedia to the rescue!

Spoiler: first, Egypt's Set (click to show/hide)

So in this case, the Egyptian God can be referred to as both Set and Seth.

Spoiler: now, the Bible's Seth (click to show/hide)

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: October 24, 2012, 07:30:09 pm »
I should correct myself. I do rename squads like that too, however, with such a ridiculous randomly genned name I just can't bring myself to change it at the moment. It's only a one dwarf military, after all.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 24, 2012, 07:08:53 pm »
In computer science today a classmate was working on a Twenty Questions project to code in Java, which actually consists of just two questions. It requires you to name several objects and classify them as either Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral, and whether it is larger or smaller than a breadbox.

So this classmate turns to a buddy of mine and asks "Cell phones are minerals right?"

Buddy: "What?"

"Are cell phones minerals?"

"Do you know even what a mineral is?"

*insert some arguing here as to how the class mate doesn't know what a mineral is*

Classmate:..."Well how would you define a mineral *insert buddy's name here*?"

So they go and google mineral definition and check Wikipedia. Apparently the proper definition of a mineral is "under debate." They compromised then that cell phones could be a mineral, depending on one's perception of how a mineral is defined.  I wouldn't call this amazingly stupid, but it was pretty dang funny.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: October 24, 2012, 06:54:37 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 24, 2012, 06:35:58 pm
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on October 24, 2012, 06:03:34 pm
"The Wicked Moistness" is the randomly genned name for my first military squad in my newest fort.

The squad leader is a female....just sayin'.
And thus why we can now name squads.

Hey, the random number god has a weird sense of humor, I don't wanna tamper with his works and tick him off.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 24, 2012, 06:51:10 pm »
Quote from: Splint on October 24, 2012, 06:34:29 pm
stranglers aren't really much in a fight. a few good strong dwarves with glorified billy clubs would be a match for them. Hell, six dwarves with a crude mix of tools and proper weapons can drive off the little freaks so long as no limbs get snapped in grapples. A horde of dogs can help too against them.

Yeah, but this fort is a part of the pick, plump helmet, and peasants challenge. The only axe we had is wood, and we have literally no dogs at all.  I didn't really wanna test our lone "talented fighter" against some 10 or so crazy monkeys, even if they are bad at fights. One unlucky hit and boom, the fort's sole defense is dead and the monkeys would be free to either terrorize our little group or leave us to a potential tantrum spiral. The stranglers are gone now anyway, so eh.

We'll probably be ready next time...maybe.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 24, 2012, 06:38:51 pm »
Dear Urist McMiner, Urist McFisherdorf, and Urist McFarmer,

Why are the three of you all sleeping in the same bed?...and in the hospital no less. Are you guys just that kinky or something?

Also, leave some room at least for the engraver who bumped his head open. Honestly, show some respect, guys.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: October 24, 2012, 06:21:22 pm »
We just got a siege of dark strangler wrestlers and we're barely out of the first year.  We have no armor, and the only axe we have for our axedorf is wood.

We sealed off the fort, but now ugly monkeys are running around our megaconstruct. They're currently ganging up on the new cat who was dumb enough to go outside right as the last tile of wall was built, sealing it out. Our engraver/mason migrant who hasn't done much masonry was chased off by the monkeys and fell some 12 z-levels down to the frozen water below...and landed on his head first.

He's still alive, but he's conked right out, and I can only assume his head is barely holding together at the seams.

EDIT:The cat's alive too, after dodging off the megaconstruct scaffolding and also falling 12 z-levels. Apparently, Dwarf Fortress' cats land on their feet. All he suffered was some bruised paws.

The monkeys are now chasing the ironclad horse that came w/ the wagon.

EDIT2:The monkeys left after harassing our poor ironclad horse for a bit. She's dented all over, but that's it. Only other injuries were the cat's paws and the unlucky engraver who landed on his head. He may or may not be paralyzed.

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