With my newest adventurer, I spent countless in game days training, honing my skills in necromancer towers, being a vampire, i could heal nearly all injuries with just a little bit of rest, which also respawned the zombies unless i killed them all, notably.

in preparation for a hydra, who was apparently off the coast. but i went a damn long way across the land to get there, i wasnt gonna be stopped by like 3 world map water tiles, and so i swam to the island where it resided. it was not in its lair or underground, (whichever it was supposed to be in, there were entrances for both such locations) instead it was on the surface. after heading down all the way to the underground, i realized it wasnt there, headed back up, and it was right next to the entrance just to taunt me, and as soon as i saw it. it BOLTED. ran into the distance, trying to get as far away from me as possible. and it was FAST. i was a vampire with max agility, and i had to go into full blown sprint to outrun it. and, it didnt even fight back as i slowly hacked its necks off till it bled out. it only kept running. i have to say, i am disappointed. i mean that was an INTERESTING challenge. but i didnt come to this island to race megabeasts. i came here to engage in epic combat with them.
and finally died, crossing the ocean on the other side, as i stood upon a glacier, it suddenly melted, and then immediately refroze, encasing me in ice. what the hell game?