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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Vanigo's Empire Game- Turn 8
« on: June 07, 2014, 01:59:12 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Your custom races.
« on: June 06, 2014, 11:55:59 pm »
People to often use resort to the old set up of humans, orcs, elves and other cliches for races in their games. So here you can post your own races you made, or use them in your game.

Spoiler: Reapers (click to show/hide)

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What happened to my move?

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I like the story, I think the only problem with the current setup is that all the people donked out.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Kingdom (Closed)
« on: June 06, 2014, 04:17:06 pm »
Alunk loss her in the eyes and says "If ye bite me beard again, I'll never mine ye another baby.

She gasps and pulls away. "NO! NOT THE BABIES!"

Well it isn't possible to be absolutely perfect at something, always going to be a slight deviation from the absolute. No matter how much a artist draws circles, the circle will always be a slight oval, not a distinguishable one, but still not a circle. No matter how much a woodcarver tries making a perfect sphere, it isn't possible to make one.

I do get what you mean though.


((Riko has read waaay too many books.))

Kayla licks her lips and looks down at her plate. "Well, uh, I suppose human sayings aren't as serious as vampire ones."


Find my bunk. Go to sleep.

((Not true. It is possible to be perfect at bowling!))

You head to the barracks and go to your bed. Mjölnir is hanging out of the top bunk, now in plain clothes.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The World Corp. (Waitlisting.)
« on: June 06, 2014, 04:13:34 pm »
get a job at the dance club

You head to the dance club and inquire about the bouncer job. They already had one bouncer outside, as you saw on the way in, and they said you don't have enough experience.

Kick him in the crotch.

He groans and doubles over in pain, and accidentally stabs himself when he grabs his stomache.

(Are transactions done with physical currency, or credit cards?)

Yes

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Vanigo's Empire Game- Turn 8
« on: June 06, 2014, 05:21:26 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The World Corp. (Waitlisting.)
« on: June 05, 2014, 12:57:12 am »
Because it will end well...

Mug some poorish dude on the way home.

On the way to your house to stop someone who looks poor, yet has pants with pockets, and tell them to give you their money. They respond by pulling out a knife.

Buy a gun?

You check the gun store, but the cheapest gun there still costs over 100$.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Kingdom (Closed)
« on: June 05, 2014, 12:01:36 am »
True, practice does normally result in improvement.

"Or, if you want to use a human saying, you can say practice makes perfect."

"Just... don't bite me beard."

She frowns and crosses her arms. "Ill bite whatever I want!" She bites your beard and tugs on it.

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I wish I had fur to, I hate this jacket.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The World Corp. (Waitlisting.)
« on: June 04, 2014, 09:45:58 pm »
Buy buns and synthetic protein mush. Yum!

The auto-teller dispenses your order. The screen flasher "Come back soon" in dull colours. You take a seat and eat your protein mush between the buns. The buns are stale, and you actually taste something so you know you just ate at least one cockroach, but at least you're full.

10$

...Just mug someone.

You walk over to some random shclub on the street and demand his money. He hands over his money and his iPhone Holo.

21$, iPhone Holo

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The World Corp. (Waitlisting.)
« on: June 04, 2014, 09:08:42 pm »
find a job as a bouncer in a club

There a number of clubs around. There are dance clubs, rave clubs, drug clubs, strip clubs, sex clubs, all of which have their own benefits.

0$

Go to a fast food joint, and talk to someone there.

You head to a fast food restaurant. Heres what they have.
Buns 2$ (Add meat for 8$ extra)
Drink cup. 1$ (Add water for 1$. Soda for 3$. Ice for 1$)
Synthetic Protein Mush. 1$

13$

(Sorry!)

Look for cash, then.

You start digging threw much and trash, and find a handful of things.
Empty pistol magazine. Rotten piece of meat. Human eyeball. Chunks of brain matter.
0$

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Vanigo's Empire Game- Turn 7
« on: June 04, 2014, 07:48:17 pm »
Hey GM, would it be possible to introduce an NPC Barbarian Race you would make the turns for?
That sounds fun. If not for this game, maybe the next one. Im trying to learn how to use the admin interface, so if I make one of these Ill definitely do that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The World Corp. (Waitlisting.)
« on: June 04, 2014, 07:43:23 pm »
No go ahead, apparently Im fresh out of active players.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Kingdom (Closed)
« on: June 04, 2014, 07:09:09 pm »
Thank yous. I think you did most of it though, I probably would have burned it if I was cooking on my own.

"Well thats why you need to learn, the more you practice the better you'll get."

((That was a thing that just happened.))
"Can ye not bite me beard?"

"I just thought you were hiding babies from me."

((She can smell rocks I guess?))

That she can, its actually a perk you can acquire.

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