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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« on: October 11, 2012, 06:02:43 am »
Thank you Apiks, this is the kind of thing I was talking about, though I might suggest giving talvi an extra turn at the end so he can iron out any kinks the rest of us end up with.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Could someone explain... The thread where we muse over what causes certain wtfs.
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:44:16 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on October 10, 2012, 11:39:21 pm
Quote from: tahujdt on October 10, 2012, 10:08:14 pm
Quote from: Objective on October 10, 2012, 08:33:35 pm
Quote from: JimboM12 on October 10, 2012, 07:56:33 pm
Quote from: tahujdt on October 10, 2012, 07:48:49 pm
Quote from: pisskop on October 10, 2012, 03:56:28 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is what childrens should be doing, not playing meatshied w/mommy.  It needs to happen with dwarfs.

Why does this *not* happen with dwarves?
Because meatshields are considered important in dwarf society.

Why don't candy pickaxes mine any faster than copper?

Because Urist McMiner would rather use such a pickaxe to mine goblins.

Why do bone bolts come in packs of five and other bolts come in packs of 25?

Because they're basically huge sharp bones.

Why are we starting a quote pyramid?
Because making posts about posts is normal at Bay12.

Why, when my Liberal is fighting the Conservative Police Demons while wearing Ceramic Body Armor, will three direct hits in the torso from an M16 barely bruise him, but getting shot with a 9mm in the arm will nearly kill him?
Yep, thats what we call dimple poisoning son. Happens when a dwarf takes too much of that seet old dimple brew. Illegal stuff, mind you. Now yyou know why.

Why is Dimple Cup Brew so dangerous?
Because It makes dwarves hallucinate about Liberals and Police Demons and "Ceramics" and fancy handheld crossbows that ain't bows.

Why did I use and so much just now despite it being improper English?

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DF General Discussion / Re: What would be the file size of dwarf fortress if it had skyrim graphics?
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:39:06 pm »
Well a number of thoughts arise on my end.
1. The file size would likely be around 1 or 2 terabytes in my opinion. Perhaps even less, as the human brain itself is only equipped with the equivalent of 1 terabyte of memory. However our memory works odd compared to that of computers.

2. The simulation concept is quite a fun one, and not entirely unreasonable, I have heard that someone once estimated that if all possible universes are composed of simulations then we are at worst around the 6th universe from the bottom. This was of course done using maths that I personally do not, nor have any intent to, understand, thus your mileage may vary.

3. I believe that string theory was recently disproven. Not entirely sure though, once again this is mostly hearsay but I figure I may as well point it out in case someone wants to add to it.

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DF Modding / Re: Seeking mods
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:14:29 pm »
This is true of all moddable games I believe.
No matter how much messing around you do with the game the devs generally want it to actually resemble the game that they made.

Also the vomiting guts out thing....now I want to make a creature that bleeds its own guts...and vomit....

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DF Modding / Entity with [MEGABEAST] tag
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:11:26 pm »
Basically I'm wondering if throwing the [MEGABEAST] tag into a creature thats part of a civ will circumvent the whole Megabeast Worldgen Immunity thing I.E. Make it possible for Dwarves/humans/elves to actually kill things in worldgen.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:08:31 pm »
DAMN IT MISKO YOU RUIN MY DREAMS BOTH HERE AND IN RTD
READ THIS DAMN YOU. ALSO SHOW SOME FORM OF RECOGNITION THAT YOU HAVE INDEED READ IT.
Quote from: BFEL on October 10, 2012, 10:50:19 pm
Ok seriously, if we are putting out V2 of Teh Lolmod then it would help if we had a unified front instead of 2 or 3 different people just putting in whatever, If we are to do this, lets collaborate on it.

YOUSHALLBECOMEASTHESOUPTHATBLOWSINTHEWINTERWITHASMILETHATTOLERATESDETAILEDCAVESONEVILGLACIERSBUTONLYONTUESDAYWITHACHANCEOFBUTTERCUPRAPINGYOUINTHEFACE.

That is all.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 10, 2012, 11:05:57 pm »
SERVE PINEAPPLE GOLEM/TOXIC WASTE CHEESECAKE

AND BY SERVE I MEAN FORCEFEED TO ALL MY ENEMIES.

PROBABLY EVERYONE

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: PaintCrypts, Good and Evil zone. Winged slug rampage! [Community game]
« on: October 10, 2012, 10:54:27 pm »
Quote from: Tirion on October 08, 2012, 11:31:44 pm
Clear garnet doesn't sound edible.

Hey if BFEL is given the butcher job, she will MAKE it edible :P
EDIT: and now that seems stupid because I just got caught up on events...
GHOST TIME GO.

I SHALL HAUNT THE HALLS WITH MY HAUNTING IN THE HALLS I SHALL!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« on: October 10, 2012, 10:50:19 pm »
Ok seriously, if we are putting out V2 of Teh Lolmod then it would help if we had a unified front instead of 2 or 3 different people just putting in whatever, If we are to do this, lets collaborate on it.

YOUSHALLBECOMEASTHESOUPTHATBLOWSINTHEWINTERWITHASMILETHATTOLERATESDETAILEDCAVESONEVILGLACIERSBUTONLYONTUESDAYWITHACHANCEOFBUTTERCUPRAPINGYOUINTHEFACE.

That is all.

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DF General Discussion / Re: The Elf, A theory
« on: October 10, 2012, 08:58:38 am »
Bump because apparently thats not automatic

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 10, 2012, 08:51:57 am »
Oh fine,

SUMMON THE ULTIMATE TERROR THAT MISKO CAN IMAGINE...HAXXORS :P HE KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT

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DF Community Games & Stories / MOVED: The Elf, A theory
« on: October 10, 2012, 08:44:36 am »
This topic has been moved to DF General Discussion.
Because It became a discussion again....shut up, I am NOT just trolling for views....Oh god they know my secret...fuck
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116685.0

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« on: October 10, 2012, 08:42:18 am »
Ok, tell you what if you guys REALLY don't think that the Lord High Threadnecromancer...which you HAVENT EVEN SEEN by the way, is not powerful enough, then fine.

Here is what I will do.

I will pump up the physical power of the zombies it creates, AND give THEM the power to reanimate, AND a fireball.
THEN I will give the Lord High Threadnecromancer the Haxxor disappearing ability.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO??

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« on: October 09, 2012, 11:41:39 am »
Quote from: apiks on October 09, 2012, 02:27:18 am
Bloody hilarious. I can't wait for more. This is funny. My hopes for survival are dwindling fast though. I thought we actually had a fighting chance before Talvieno came lol. And never fear, Teh LOLmod V2 is coming soon.

Lol why was I not informed of this? How soon is this coming? Who is working on it? I STARTED the damn thing, Imma have a hand in finishing it

Quote from: highmax28 on October 09, 2012, 08:05:09 am
YAY! Now with SPAMBOTS! :P

There should be a megabeast of something better then high lord threadnecromancer, and somehow make it so that when he reanimates something, he makes them thread liches or thread horrors (big ass thread zombies) :P

Dude you want something WORSE then the HLT? You don't even know the horror that IT brings yet and now you want something MORE ungodly powerful?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: HERO CIVIL WAR (YOU AT FINAL BOSS PART 2)
« on: October 08, 2012, 10:30:00 pm »
SCREW HATRED BEAMS, TOADY ONE FOUGHT A SENTIENT SPAM BOT IN MY THREAD, YOUR HATE/ROLLS/BONUS ARE INVALID

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