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I'm in a moronic mood. I'm going to go ahead and post this, and then beg that nobody gives it +1. In fact, please -1 this into oblivion because we will all surely die if we do this.

Spoiler: Horrible Plan That is Sure to Result in TPK (click to show/hide)

Entire party: Get your sick shades out. Yes, even Goombess. Actually, y'know what? Only Goombess. Except her sick shades are actually all of the other party member's sick shades melded power rangers style into one set of positively diseased shades.
Al: Begin laying down some sick beatz
Ciro: Initiate Rap Battle. Ignore all requests or attempts to have Oric stop us. Ask DJ Ecco to record our sick rhymez for future enjoyment.
Cherish: Offer to heal those sick burnz for Oric once Ciro is finished.
Riltia: Swoon
Oric: Be amazed by sick rhymez. Surrender Riltia, DL4, the Siblings, all the loot, the Last Seraphim, and actually just give us the entire Warrens because he cannot best our rapping power.
Last Seraphim: Be energized by hearing such sick rhymez. Break free. Destroy Warrens.
Ciro: Pour one out for our homie Kit Kat.
Entire Party: Throw a kickin' party with all the Underside residents, the Siblings, Oric, the Seraphim, the Angels, and all the Illborn.
Proxxy, Yaos, Mili, Kit Kat, everybody else who's died: Reveal that you're all actually perfectly fine and were just waiting for the kickin' party to start.
Everybody in the Warrens: Dance

Just so we're perfectly clear this is not in any way serious and should not be taken as such.

_{But I wouldn't oppose a rap battle with Oric when the stakes are lower}

+1

Guys, his supermove has words in it.
The only one I could make out is the word "deceive".

Also, no taunting oric; do my plan to use the excuse of Riltia being loot

So it's 11/1.
Waiting on... the update.....................
The promised..... update.......?

Where is it? Is it late?

Maybe he's hoping to update at 11:11 PM, his time zone?

Twoota tip #60: You will all die to a Sibling's hands. ~Oric

Sibling.

Oric is not a Sibling. For some reason, he doesn't want to kill us himself. This fits with the odd Let's You and Him Fight thing we've got going on here.

Simplest solution, we tell Oric where he can shove his Soul Star and see what happens.

Alternate solution (as I do think we'll be unable to trick him with ropes or magnet boots or windirection or etc, so -1 deception) would be to give Al the ring of Sexy and have him equip the Bartering Ram and attempt to negotiate with Oric (maybe talk him down to just maiming Riltia a little.) I think I'd rather just openly defy Oric at this point, though, since evidently ruining our relationship with Riltia is more important to him than us being dead.

If a non-illborn kills another non-illborn; they get Soul Charge. The Siblings are batteries. Riltia is a Sibling, Target is a sibling. We are, therefore, transferring charge into a single battery by killing Riltia.
And the inevitable death of Target ends the cycle. Emotions also cause  Soul Charge gain. So either way, Ciro freaking out about this is what Oric wants, and no matter the outcome, he gets what he wants.

Saving Riltia via items likely wouldn't work, because Oric would probably be able to tell if she died or not.

He also, is not likely to prematurely end the cycle; but if he sees that we genuinely care about Riltia, he might deem that potential abnormality as a threat to the Cycles, and kill us. SOOOOOOOOOOO:
Refuse killing Riltia, make up the excuse of her gear and inventory space being essential to the party.
After Oric leaves, if he does, tell Riltia that you made up that excuse and that you are sorry for saying such things.

This one

Or possibly this one?

Quote from: Kevak on October 27, 2014, 11:26:06 pm

Wrong~ They define that which is ideal for the person.

Could you explain how any of that makes me wrong? The classpect doesn't define who you are, it describes where you should end up.

I'm rather sure Nannaspirte said something about John's role as an Heir of Breath was destiny.
(so yes, predetermined, likely by skaia)

And how does any of that break existence?

Most of that was DocScratch ensuring DocScratch exists.

That was proof LE is behind everything.

Not to mention the fact Scratch was made from Lil Cal, and without LE, no Cal.

What proof do you have that he is behind everything?

All we have is second and third hand information from characters biased against him.

We have 0 data about him trying to break existence. He wants power. What use is power without something to rule over?

Doc Scratch.
He serves under Lord English, and by doing so, everything Doc Scratch has done, Lord English is behind.
Doc Scratch influenced Rose to activate the Tumor within a certain coordinate of the Furthest Ring.
Doc Scratch himself describes Fereri's Lusus as a "gift", causing the Empress to seize power over the Troll Race, and subsequently end the race; causing her Imperious Condescension to enter under LE's services.
Doc Scratch stole Damara from her meteor, and trained her to be in his service.
Doc Scratch caused each of the terrible troll accidents(with the codes) through one measure or another, ensuring his own existence.
Doc Scratch, by telling Vriska to deal revenge upon Aradia, got Aradia to die; and thus allow Aradia to prototype both herself and the frog, causing the Black Queen to be exiled, causing both her enlistment under LE and Doc Scratch's Paradoxification.(this also allowed Sollux to create the copies of SGRUB)
Doc Scratch told Spades Slick to kill Snowman, to end a universe.
Doc Scratch told Rose to look into the Cueball, and become Grimdark.

Doc scratch, by extension of making the troll session what it is, allowed cancerous universe B to exist.