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*Louisiana

I got cut off from the internet until I could find a job, but it's my sister's fault for not putting a password on her laptop, so here I am. The most we got was some rain and wind.


Anyways...



Hydro frowns, knowing that if you can't feel it, there's something horribly wrong. Judging by how he almost always wakes up with his arms numb from lack of blood circulation due to sleeping with them crossed, he guesses that the metal rod has either severed a blood vessel or put pressure on it. Seeing as there is a trickle of blood, a combination of both is probably true.


Pull that shit out and use a part of the shirt as a tourniquet as seen on artofmanliness.com.

Set Lesotho on fire.

Punch North Korea directly in the face.

Invent a laser that fills things with mac and cheese and shoot it at the earth.

Name:Vladimir "The Hydro" Hydrov
Job:Barista
Age:23
Sex:M
Ethnicity:Murrica (USA)
Negative Traits: Overweight, insane, low tolerance for heat
Description:Tall and fat. Scraggly-ass beard and sideburns. Wears brown, '80s style shorts with a white button-up shirt, a peaked cap and aviator goggles. On his feet are usually slippers and today is no exception.
Bio:Hydro is a cafe barista from Louisiana who is trying to acquire sufficient funds to launch a new country. He was born in Van Nuys, California to a middle class family. He spent most of his school career slacking off and dicking around, and somehow managed to bust his ass during his senior year to graduate at a charter high school in Nevada. He then moved to Louisiana to avoid going back to California. He is minorly experienced with bolt action rifles and machetes from using them during shooting trips with his father and massacring a closet door with his own hand-made blade.