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Messages - JimboM12

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Other Games / Re: Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
« on: April 17, 2018, 06:49:29 pm »
Hired? You mean conscripted, right?

more like indentured servitude.

we're all paid in random loot boxes that may or may not contain salary. each one costs 90% of your usual check and they're mandatory, like most places that have direct deposit. 

most times i get a key for a 20% discount on a skin in a game i haven't (or don't want to) buy. inflation pushed the price of Mass Effect Virgo Stellar Stream to $120 USD.

In the future, the EA draft took most of us into the Great DRM War. Thankfully, it was the DRM war to end all DRM wars, so nothing to worry about!

sidenote: the Pro DRM side won. you need to literally walk to your nearest EA compliance office to activate the code manually. it costs 20$ and needs to be renewed every month.

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Other Games / Re: Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
« on: April 17, 2018, 06:13:40 pm »
I'm here from the future, to brag about our version of Mount & Blade III! Become the jealous, you shall!

In the new Mount & Blade, you will no longer have to train up troops from recruits, instead you will open lootboxes to randomly get different kinds of troops! Oh, and it's an online-only multiplayer-only game now! Enemy lords have been replaced with internet shitlords! The only voice acted line is the classic, fan-favorite "ETS AHLMOST HAARVESTIN SEASON"! Exclamation points! The only downside is the game takes place in 1972, which threw us off for a little but you get used to it!

oh no, in this timeline was i hired by EA? nooooooooo!

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General Discussion / Re: Happy Birthday Toady! 40 Today!
« on: April 17, 2018, 12:33:02 pm »
happy birthday, toady!

i'll slaughter some goblins in extremely convoluted ways in your honor later

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Other Games / Re: Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
« on: April 16, 2018, 12:15:07 pm »
hire me, paradox. hire me and avoid the dreaded loot box plague.

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Other Games / Re: What are you currently playing?
« on: April 10, 2018, 02:39:42 pm »
i'm jumping between the free2play triumvirate of Warframe, Path of Exile and Planetside 2.

pay money for entertainment? ha, i think not. through grind and shrewd trading, i have most everything i want in all games.

i have a semi complete templar summoner build (i have the skill gems and the summoning passives but not the gear and i know its not the most efficient but its fun) in PoE.

i got lucky one summer and got the NS11 Platinum rifle code for my vanu acct. i also maxed the meditool and repair tools. i spent some certs tricking out my default guns for each class, except not as much for infiltrator (ive never been good at stealth). PS2

and I've collected all the BPs to make a vauban prime but nitrain comes slow. I also founded a new clan with some friends (The FailClan and the Fail Alliance, all are welcome to join either if you have a solo clan you don't want to let go)

im gonna take a 2 week vacation during the summer cuz i certainly wont be able to after october, it's all booked up! and well, we see what im gonna do during that time, lol. though, maybe i'll spice it up with some tinder dates as well.

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Other Games / Re: Warframe - F2P Sci-fi L4D-like
« on: March 28, 2018, 12:19:00 pm »
ive been getting back into this game recently, thanks to a stream i watch, and i've created a new clan, the FailClan! the people who got me into it again are new and so's the clan, but anyone's free to join.

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i took another trip to the deep steam mines and found a potential gem:

Stay Alive: Apocalypse

http://store.steampowered.com/app/622420/Stay_Alive_Apocalypse/

it's another zombie survival game but with npcs you can work with! it's got this weird indepth cooking mechanic as well.

apparently you can have a spouse.

i only just bought it, i'll let ya know how it is after i play it a bit. first impressions so far is a bit like 7 days to die in cell shading.

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Other Games / Re: Doki doki literature club: only META~
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:32:51 am »
Human child Chara grabs weasel man by the upper back teeth!
Human child Chara throws weasel man!
weasel man slams into *wooden barrel*!
weasel man's head flies off his body in an arc!

weasel man is dead

edit, i haven't seen df combat logs in a long while, heh

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Other Games / Re: Doki doki literature club: only META~
« on: March 23, 2018, 05:38:23 pm »
I think this just goes to show that any indie game fandom that gets sufficiently popular blends with Undertale. I dare you to find an exception.

i think the obvious answer is we need to blend dwarf fortress with undertale.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 22, 2018, 01:35:36 pm »
Floridans actually managing to kill millions of HRE troops through sheer insane bullshit.
sheer insane bullshit.

ah, florida's next major export besides theme parks

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Other Games / Re: Freeman: Guerrilla warfare. el che be proud.
« on: March 12, 2018, 01:29:42 pm »
this amazing little indie gem has gotten a couple updates including more maps, more guns and companions! they're literally like you but so far i havent seen one die but i think they can. they come with 2 mercenary infantry bodyguards (the ones with AKs) also the other factions now war on one another so you're free to jump around and watch them fight. the battle maps now have some random buildings generated on them and they're good cover but they're mostly unfinished with doors being the kind you phase through instead of open.

if you haven't bought this game, i highly recommend it, but only if you don't mind early access

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Other Games / Re: Stellaris: Paradox Interactive IN SPACE
« on: March 03, 2018, 09:12:06 pm »
I left the nonaligned powers with their diplomatic gift, before returning to my ringworlds, content that their faction could not be a threat.

that's an astounding bit of political weaponization, my hat is off to you

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thank you for your generosity, my dear meme.
this was the essence of what this threads about; a lot of us sit on extra keys from bundles and this is a place where not only can you dump them, but also be nice while doing it.

i would like to ask you for Life is Strange. im a sucker for nuevo style point and clickers. i already heard about the disappointing ending but eh, im still a 15 year old girl, wait wut guy inside.

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Other Games / Re: Games you wish existed
« on: March 01, 2018, 08:11:16 pm »
i had a weird dream of a game. (one could call it a vision)
this is a giant wall of text and it's a bit disjointed; its coming directly from the gaming gods here  ;)

its essentially mount and blade comboed with dwarf fortress or perhaps ultima online? you'll see as i explain

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Other Games / Re: The "Recommend me a game" thread
« on: March 01, 2018, 09:09:59 am »
Doing another round, seeing if any games like this have slipped thru the cracks: does anyone know of any games where you have a personal hand in creating and expanding your own faction?

Im thinking of like, mount and blade, freeman guerrila warfare, df adventure mode, fallout 4, etc.

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