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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a new God
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:33:40 pm »
Also, awesome thing you've got going here Corruptor

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a new God
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:32:01 pm »
I say we increase production of the stems and saps, as well as maybe spreading our corrupted woods.
And lets also start giving the saps and stems some armour in the form of those silk tunics, eh?
Perhaps we can make some giant trees scattered throughout the forest and then turn them in to barracks/hives/fortresses (albeit grounded ones).  Also, why not make something like a big jellyfish, but with the envelope filled with naturally made hydrogen instead of jelly.  And maybe make them spread spored.  Or act as fire jacket nests.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 19, 2013, 10:29:09 am »
Sacrifice it to the gods of biology.
In other words, a vivisection is in order.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 17, 2013, 03:35:23 pm »
This seems like a NATO exercise.  So we must follow the enemy.
ONWARD TO ORANGE!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 16, 2013, 04:46:35 pm »
Talk to Mr. Shifty Eyes.  He must be A)Important, and B) Completely harmless.  And if he proves to be neither of these things and refuses to converse with you headbutt him in the pelvis.  Then pass it off as a formal goodbye amongst gobos.\

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: January 14, 2013, 03:43:47 pm »
Reconstructive Surgery

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 13, 2013, 10:42:33 am »
Do what any self respecting politician would do: mingle, find interesting people, introduce ourselves, kiss hands and shake babies, ask about the captain, the ship, their home planet and maybe sample some of the food and drink. In short participate in the festivities and be good to humans. Oh, oh! Try to mimic the humans dancing to the silly human music and look silly adorable. (humans still find short silly things adorable, right?)
+1
+2

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 12, 2013, 11:17:29 am »
But the thing is, we don't know that, so there is no harm in finding out whether or not we can hurt it but kicking it in the teeth.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 11, 2013, 11:46:51 pm »
Red door.  But first lets kick that stupid AI thing in what it passes for teeth.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 10, 2013, 09:00:17 pm »
Fine, reduce Cthulhu to his sub-atomic components.  Then make him intelligent again, but imprisoned, and force him to watch us kicking his ass, over and over again.
Also, making him listen to Justin Beiber.  Because few punishments are more cruel then that.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction?]
« on: January 09, 2013, 03:37:44 pm »
That was awesome.
Kick that imaginary fucker in the teeth.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 09, 2013, 06:35:02 am »
He looked like Genghis Khan.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 08, 2013, 06:30:57 am »
And follow the prime directive.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 07, 2013, 06:34:08 am »
Punch out Cthulhu

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Starborn [Xenofiction]
« on: January 05, 2013, 11:05:38 am »
Gently wake Ulla and ask if she knows any good shaman magic.  Mainly curses and hexes and the like.
Or just get Alca to go all badass on the lock.

"You somehow manage to fall both on Ulla-sha and Alca-un in the most uncomfortable and romantically suggestive position possible. They murder you while you are trying to escape. You are dead. You are a ghost. You have been reincarnated as a vampire cavie ghost, cursed to hold goblin DNA in place for all eternity."
YESSSSSSS
+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1!

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