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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a new God
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:33:40 pm »
Also, awesome thing you've got going here Corruptor
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+2Do what any self respecting politician would do: mingle, find interesting people, introduce ourselves, kiss hands and shake babies, ask about the captain, the ship, their home planet and maybe sample some of the food and drink. In short participate in the festivities and be good to humans. Oh, oh! Try to mimic the humans dancing to the silly human music and look+1sillyadorable. (humans still find short silly things adorable, right?)
YESSSSSSSGently wake Ulla and ask if she knows any good shaman magic. Mainly curses and hexes and the like."You somehow manage to fall both on Ulla-sha and Alca-un in the most uncomfortable and romantically suggestive position possible. They murder you while you are trying to escape. You are dead. You are a ghost. You have been reincarnated as a vampire cavie ghost, cursed to hold goblin DNA in place for all eternity."
Or just get Alca to go all badass on the lock.