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Roll To Dodge / Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« on: December 01, 2012, 07:07:46 am »
Kidnap farmer's daughter.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Death from above.
« on: November 30, 2012, 10:03:27 pm »
"Damn, so how do I make complicated crap, then? The water was supposed to be inside the damn lump. How hard is it to get that right?"
Continue grumbling about wasted opportunity, hacks, and wanting the password to the Rcon console. Try to make some decent clothing. Think Generic Word with the intent to actually do something. If thinking doesn't work, say Generic.
((I think you know what word I have in mind.
Decent Clothing: Tuxedo with black silken bow tie. A top hat that is at least two feet tall. Well-shined dress shoes. +2 to sexiness modifier.))
((If I know a word as useless as Cloth, I can at least look like a God among peasants.))
"If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna look good doing it."
Edit: Wait! I have an idea.....
Continue grumbling about wasted opportunity, hacks, and wanting the password to the Rcon console. Try to make some decent clothing. Think Generic Word with the intent to actually do something. If thinking doesn't work, say Generic.
((I think you know what word I have in mind.
Decent Clothing: Tuxedo with black silken bow tie. A top hat that is at least two feet tall. Well-shined dress shoes. +2 to sexiness modifier.))
((If I know a word as useless as Cloth, I can at least look like a God among peasants.))
"If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna look good doing it."
Edit: Wait! I have an idea.....
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« on: November 30, 2012, 10:00:35 pm »Practice wha...
Onyx J. 944, what is wrong with you?
When did I say what I was going to do with/to her when I was done with the kidnapping? I have something in mind and BDSM was not on the menu. Or is it? Naw. Not yet.
As for what is wrong with me? Dude. Bay12. Do I really need to explain any further? We get applauded for figuring out how to turn kittens into piles of bloody mush so long as it makes pretty colors. Morals have no place here.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« on: November 30, 2012, 09:27:42 pm »
Wait, when was there a farmer? Screw the guild! Edit!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« on: November 30, 2012, 09:19:16 pm »Kidnap Farmer's daughter. Because farmers always have a daughter they dote on. They just do.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD! (v1.0) BATTLE HAS BEGUN! More players, the better!
« on: November 30, 2012, 08:17:21 pm »
Name: Because
Side: B
Skill: Swordsmaster
Onwards! Into the glorious field of blood! Justice runs in crimson rivers! Some deity is on our side and hates the other guys! Other stereotypical reason to kill each other!
Side: B
Skill: Swordsmaster
Onwards! Into the glorious field of blood! Justice runs in crimson rivers! Some deity is on our side and hates the other guys! Other stereotypical reason to kill each other!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 30, 2012, 06:29:00 pm »
I thought I got a +1? No matter.
Same as before.
Same as before.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Death from above.
« on: November 30, 2012, 06:12:09 pm »((By not dying. Right now, that's my main goal. Maybe drop a rock on someone.))((Sure. Once I respawn.))((Just noticed, zero strength and zero potency? How do you plan to fight? Not like it's important, but I'm curious.))((Yeah, endurance is utterly marginal in survival. If you overshoot on endurance, you die anyway in most situations. In this game, the best method of survival is to kill every other person before they can kill you.))((Since they're just replaced as fast as they die, futile. Still, lowering endurance.))
Probably a good choice on that one. Dodging seems to be the only good idea so far. Everything else is useless via the infinite combatants and the chunky salsa.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 30, 2012, 05:31:54 pm »
Fix church.
Acquire followers.
Make money.
Start building guild of thieves.
Acquire followers.
Make money.
Start building guild of thieves.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Death from above.
« on: November 30, 2012, 05:30:58 pm »((Sure. Once I respawn.))((Just noticed, zero strength and zero potency? How do you plan to fight? Not like it's important, but I'm curious.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 39 IS UP*
« on: November 30, 2012, 05:28:31 pm »
'Blast! This would have been so much easier if he had just been dead....'
((Apostrophes meaning internal monologue if accompanied, and muttering if alone.))
"Oh! I was just checking for lice. I'm a doctor, you see. Just woke up. Where am I, exactly?"
((Purple meaning lie.))
Keep up conversation until an opportunity presents itself, then try to drain his strength. Slowly, of course. Imperceptibly, if possible.
((Apostrophes meaning internal monologue if accompanied, and muttering if alone.))
"Oh! I was just checking for lice. I'm a doctor, you see. Just woke up. Where am I, exactly?"
((Purple meaning lie.))
Keep up conversation until an opportunity presents itself, then try to drain his strength. Slowly, of course. Imperceptibly, if possible.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Death from above.
« on: November 30, 2012, 05:17:21 pm »
"Time to up the ante, here's to hoping I don't kill myself...."
Wave my hands in small circles around an area in front of me. Say Genericia.
((Here's to hoping complicated magic doesn't end in a puddle of Possibly. Anyone feel like an alliance?))
Wave my hands in small circles around an area in front of me. Say Genericia.
((Here's to hoping complicated magic doesn't end in a puddle of Possibly. Anyone feel like an alliance?))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:23:52 pm »
If it's not too late to join, and knowing minimalism this question is pointless,
Queue peaceful, calming, classical music that will inexplicably follow me without a definable source. Proceed to leap out of car and run along car roofs towards work. Occasionally bash in windshields. Summon immaculine bowtie. Gold silk.
Queue peaceful, calming, classical music that will inexplicably follow me without a definable source. Proceed to leap out of car and run along car roofs towards work. Occasionally bash in windshields. Summon immaculine bowtie. Gold silk.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:17:34 pm »oooh. thats why. soooo.... 5 is good, 1,2,3,6 are bad?
I think three's are just average. Not good or bad, technically. I think it's a sliding scale.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« on: November 29, 2012, 05:34:15 pm »Let's join the conga line of death and confusion.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
If that reference is what I think it is.... http://www.abobosbigadventure.com/ Never forget.
Edit: And just now I saw the Dr. Horrible avatar. You sir, are winning.