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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« on: November 29, 2012, 04:57:07 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on November 29, 2012, 04:43:54 pm
Hey guys!

Just gonna say this quickly, but I'm back!  Sorta!
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You don't have to read that, it's just a long-winded explanation of my current events.

And I'm fine with what Sarron is doing now.  He should continue trying to locate and help Ynot.

Good to have you back, man. Hope the meds work out for you. Nothing too important happened while you were gone, but you might want to read last turn. Some new creatures were quasi-introduced.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Garth's Gas Chamber
« on: November 29, 2012, 04:49:42 pm »
"That was.... Disturbing. Useless. And oddly erotic. I'm gonna avoid that one for a while."

Glare at Thrakor if he gets any closer, or if anyone comes within one-word distance. Stab a finger in their direction and scream Garstopit, followed by Generic, followed by Garstopit again. If they are  mortally wounded, knocked unconscious, killed, or otherwise disabled by any of the words, don't use the next one(s) in line. Walk a short distance away and await further orders.

If nothing of import happens, then continue gleeful experimentation. Face a wall and mutter Generic Word.

"Heh, I could get used to this. So long as Crazy Ivan doesn't get any bright ideas. I'd rather not try my luck against any of the other freaks running this show, either. Magical backfires are dangerous enough."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« on: November 29, 2012, 07:32:25 am »
Say same word as before

((I'm done with color codes. They were just an elaborate way to find some decent hexadecimal combinations for later use. Too much work for almost useless application.

Oh, and am I the only one who sees Garth swift rise to power making him a huge target? I mean, three times the worth of everyone else? He's going to be hunted like an animal whenever a decent alliance is formed.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 28, 2012, 09:22:50 pm »
Have homeless shelter look like a proper church.
Have rabbi's convert passerby.
Send two homeless men out to beg, they're already good at it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« on: November 28, 2012, 09:21:37 pm »
Quote from: Person on November 28, 2012, 08:52:38 pm
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Waitlisting. I'm going to do use random.org to do science with random spells, so that everyone can expand their arsenal and such. Does anyone agree to have a truce with me when I arrive?

If I survive that long, and don't go mad, I'm game. Expect me to be hermitting and playing with forces greater than myself while screaming badly worded stereotypical Irish from the perspective of a teenager who has never gotten within a thousand miles of a native Irishman.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Piles of accidental homoeroticism
« on: November 28, 2012, 07:46:58 pm »
"Alliances be damned! These people are absolutely insane!"

Run away from the area, climb up to the fourth floor. Hide behind a pillar there and continue playing with magic, try Generic again, I feel like that one wasn't clear enough. Look at a nearby pillar when I say it.

((What part of hermit.exe don't you understand? grumpy_old_man.exe will kick in on next offense. In other words,

"They watched, stunned. In pure awe. The butthurt was so intense, it flew from the offended tool in such great quantities as to break the laws of physics. It manifested as lightning, sludge, fire, hail, and bacon. Flying in all directions with great force. The destruction was as complete as it was delicious."

Current arsenal as I understand it: Fire, Electricity, Poison, Water

Still looking for an Alkahest, something to change the states of matter, and something to alter temperature, either direction is accepted. hermit.exe will be replaced on discovery. Fun times will be had by most.But not you.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: 'Ye Olde Rolle To Dodge' 15th-16th Century Fantasy RTD *TURN 38 IS UP*
« on: November 28, 2012, 05:27:03 pm »
Xarius will try to check the other prisoner's pulse, trying not to wake him/her. If alive, try to kill him. If dead, resurrect. With the resurrection having more focus on looking normal rather than on power or longevity.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Goldenarm
« on: November 28, 2012, 05:02:40 pm »
Quote from: KineseN on November 28, 2012, 10:36:47 am
"Okay, no more dilly-dallying. Time for some experimentation."

Kin tries a new method of using words, first he points at that average guy and yell "Kelio" then he points at that nondescript guy and say the same word. In case Kin feel like it wouldn't work he prioritize for the average guy. Seems too lucky for his taste.

A game where everything is dependent on luck, and you find an incredibly lucky person. So what do you do? ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK!

This guy isn't too bright, is he? </RP>

Come to think of it.... I found a quote perfect for this, should it erupt into a death battle. Fun. And, just for fun, I would like to make an Israelite political statement here: I didn't start it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Dodge (Now with Mountains)
« on: November 28, 2012, 04:59:35 pm »
Quote from: Tylui on November 27, 2012, 09:40:48 pm
How many besides Arken are at my clearing?
Two others.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Goldenarm
« on: November 28, 2012, 07:35:26 am »
"Oh yes! Distance has been achieved!"

Laugh gleefully, then pull myself together and say Generic while looking at the wall behind me.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 27, 2012, 08:57:29 pm »
Find whoever represents Luck, rob them.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Messianate
« on: November 27, 2012, 06:04:36 pm »
Collect donations. By collect donations I mean pick pockets. And by pick pockets I mean collect donations.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Goldenarm
« on: November 27, 2012, 06:01:52 pm »
"That went well."

Try again, same word. Focus. Idiot! Focus! After the spell takes effect, look around, it's been too long since the last paranoia check. Call out to the strange pair standing a distance away, "Oi! Keep yer filthy mitts off me lucky charms!" Heh, always wanted to say that. If they look confused, laugh and wave them closer.

((Damn, ten seconds from posting this turn. Luck is a sick twisted little person.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Goldenarm
« on: November 26, 2012, 05:27:38 pm »
"This... This is awful! We all know a spell that turns the very air to poisonous death! We just jumped from the Iron age to biochemical warfare in a matter of seconds! One misplaced word and this place just got far more dangerous. Best keep the wolves at bay if I can, keep from letting anyone know I'm up here. I don't think anyone saw me run up, too busy casting spells or running with very sharp knives." ((Yes, that last bit is a RP friendly way of saying >>run Hermit.exe ))

Stay on my throne, keep a wary eye on the stairwells in case anyone crawls up out of them. I should continue my studies... Look down to the floor and focus on channeling the effect on the floor ahead of me, Generic Word of Power.

((I'm just gonna study for a while. If anyone wants cloth, I can do that. If anyone wants healing, I'm working on it. Trust me, you guys will be the first to know. The explosions of magical light from above aren't exactly inconspicuous. But fighting will be set to a defense only thing for now. On the other hand, should I find a way to trap magic in a rune, I'll probably be layering the third floor in them, but if fire, brimstone, and clouds of raw power can't stop the mail, keep on chugging, the sorcerer is just a few hundred meters ahead. Past the perpetual blizzard, the minefield, the comatose dragon, the plane of flowers, and perhaps a three week old snickerdoodle. I might have forgotten where I left that one.))




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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing (Now accepting characters)
« on: November 25, 2012, 06:40:42 pm »
"Are you f*cking kidding me? I try five words and two of them are cloth? Does the universe want a tailor that badly?"
((For the record, I did facepalm. How am I reading a book of magic and all I find are marbles and cloth? What are the bloody odds!))

Sit on my new chair o' cloth and look down on the action, this is wonderful! If those idiots kill themselves off... It'll make the deathmatch a little more favorable. But wait, if that one kills all three of them.... He'll boost his power high enough it will be a man hunt! Interrupt! Call down to the guy stealing my cloth: "You're welcome!" then mutter to self "Jack @$$." Say Generic and if it does summon anything with a decent density to surface area ratio, throw it at the moron trying to poison the whole pit. I ain't dying of neurotoxins just yet.

((If I find a third word that summons cloth, I will rename my character Arcane Loom.))

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