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'What a charming fellow!'

Walk up to him and pantomime: "Where do these paths lead?"

Twirl my fire-stache. Climb up to the fourth floor.

"Well, well, well. Flame on. I should probably get away from the duel on the first floor. Doesn't look particularly safe."

Walk to neighboring village

Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.

Sigged.

Duck into the rabbit-infested bushes. If there are any soldiers that break off from the pack, kill and reanimate.

((I'm thinking that stereotypes almost demand one of them will break off to piss on the bush I'm in.))

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 26, 2013, 06:43:14 pm

I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.

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All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

THERE'S A REASON I NOW HAVE EIGHT POOL. IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE STAVES OF HELP EVERYONE AND KILL THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE FREE HEALTHCARE.

Healthcare? I don't think turning someone's vertebrae into hand grenades is good for their health.

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I still find it funny that no one has double-crossed our little arcane smith yet. I mean, how easy would it be to kill her bodyguard, offer to be the new one, and just slaughter her once she uses all her pool on some new creation of war?

Or, skip all those steps, and just kill her with the demented creation she made for you.


All of the above are deplorable, but the point is to mindlessly slaughter everyone around you so you can become powerful enough to kill the guy wrecking the entire first floor.

((It's also stupid, as the person with 8 POOL will have enough left to turn any betrayers head into goo.))

You may take note that Tamara lacks any armor, so how would the amount of pool she has matter when she dies on the first strike? Which, might I add, is how most of these duels end.

Yes, I am aware she has kneepads made of mushroom. Oh how useful that would be in literally any conceivable situation. </sarcasm>

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In summation, what, exactly, protects our young weaponsmith from any denizen of the Pit walking up to her with the pretense of a purchase and leaving eight souls more powerful on virtue of a whispered: "Rothon"?

Collect holy hand grenades.

Kick his kneecaps out