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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 05:40:35 pm »
'Ah, peasants. Useful, but they lack a healthy respect for the finer things in life. Such as anything with an explosive yield measured in megatons.'

Head to the Inn, gather the tinderbox.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 03:37:41 pm »
Check for blackpowder. Then nitroglycerin. Then pure sodium. Then flourine gas.

'I will have explosives by the end of this.'

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:49:43 pm »
Quote from: Unholy_Pariah on January 25, 2013, 04:03:44 am
Yeah but the guy im no longer going to attack has a whole bidy mark that i bet you anything will tutn him into either fire or arcane energy...
Oh, you.

Fuck fuck fuck! He knows! Well, I did kind of use nothing but fire for a really long time before now.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:24:09 pm »
Fourteen kills, one death, one suicide, and three friendly fires?

I like those odds.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:00:13 pm »
"Time to break copyright law."

Activate mark. Words.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:42:14 pm »
Try again to find saltpetre. Take a few small lidde-jars from the pottery selection.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 24, 2013, 05:15:06 pm »
STAB AGAIN

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 24, 2013, 05:00:49 pm »
Wait, I got back in? Sweet. How did I miss that? Ah, well. People to murder.

'Looks like this book isn't just a stupid relic, excellent.'

Examine my surroundings, say Words.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 24, 2013, 04:59:15 pm »
'This is either the most wonderful thing to happen today, or the worst. I could be happy that I have caused my first cataclysmic explosion, or I could be sad I didn't get to kill anyone with it. I choose happiness. No one should cry over a bomb that actually went off. Now crying over a bomb squad arriving, now that is acceptable. I should go kill a bomb squad. They probably have nice things to steal.'

Walk away from the newly-armed box of potentially lethal kinetic force and fire while contemplating explosions.
Search for saltpetre and pottery.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 23, 2013, 05:02:20 pm »
Try to stab him again.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 23, 2013, 05:01:45 pm »
'I hope this chest has a dangerous magical lockpicking kit. That would be ridiculously useful.'

Unlock the chest.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« on: January 22, 2013, 06:53:23 pm »
That, was the single greatest roll of my career. Fuck.

STAB SOMETHING... SOMETHING IMPERIAL

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 22, 2013, 04:30:24 pm »
'Victory! Now, that's enough celebration. Time for more important matters. Loot!'

Feed the metal arm that the minion left behind and feed it to Squishy. Whether or not Squishy likes metal arm, check the crate of magical goodies.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 22, 2013, 04:18:08 pm »
Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on January 22, 2013, 04:15:30 pm
Sigh.

"Oh god... I didn't think client turnover rate would be so fast, I only made one transfer and already they're killing each other oh god."

Before Larry can impale The Nose, gently place my hand on his forehead and say "Rothon".

Attempt to use a second Rothon at Larry, in the most nonlethal way possible. I don't want to kill him or even connect, I want to keep him back.

If I fail to kill The Nose, try and use my staff to give him a lethal nosebleed.

"I... I'm sorry. I want to be helpful, really, I do, but... it can't be helped. I don't want those who already have their toys to get too powerful before I myself grow a little bit...
Well, you see sir. A weapons dealer is by nature someone who helps one person ruin the lives of uncounted others. If you want to help people, you could start being a total pansy and open a clinic. No shortage of need for something of that nature. Just don't blame me for this idea when your newly-healed patients start killing each other right outside the doors of your establishment only to be carted back through the revolving door twenty seconds of balefire later.

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Mafia / Re: BM XXXVIII: Jackelope Bandits Day 3: Peace and Gallows [Needs Replacements]
« on: January 22, 2013, 03:49:46 pm »
Quote
I know that you said 'it looks to you like', and that was not yelling (except in the mindset of reading words, technically), but me posting down in easily readable letters of my intention.
Writing in capitalized letters is the internet way of yelling. It's not a Simple Machine forum thing, it is a widely accepted rule of the internet.

Because THIS IS YELLING AT YOU.

This is getting a bloody point across.

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