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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 13, 2013, 12:03:14 pm »
'That was hardly a sound decision. I would have at least let her kill me before killing her as well. Now he has someone that might try to hunt him down. I won't, of course, but nonetheless those are simply atrocious practices. I have easier loot to acquire than a living magic-user that nearly killed me once already.'

Try to find the corpse of the competent mage, or possibly still alive-ish competent mage. If she is not horribly wounded when/if I find her, leave. If she's dead or wounded heavily, loot/finish her.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 13, 2013, 10:30:12 am »
'Why is everyone here a bloody mage? Right, magic tournament. Ooh! Was that frost magic? That is interesting. Looting his corpse should be profitable.'

Attempt to break out of the holding, whether it be through flailing in a very ungentlemanly way, or through conquering the actually proficient mage's mind. Then get back to cutting random strangers. Namely, them.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 13, 2013, 09:34:17 am »
Chase after the two escapees, and kill them.

'Oh, bother. I was going to steal that. Can't be having slightly quicker thieves be taking what is rightfully someone else's but I decided should become mine. Time to kill them and loot corpses instead of shops.'

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:53:05 am »
Watching this confrontation, all I can think is that you said everything Null is currently doing can be done by anyone.

I want that damn wall; Mirror of Magic.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 13, 2013, 08:43:30 am »
'This town is positively splendorous! It has everything a soon-to-be serial killer with a loot fetish would ever need!
...
I am very happy I am physically incapable of having said that out loud.'

Loot the tannery for leather armor.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 12, 2013, 09:58:31 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on January 12, 2013, 09:56:41 pm
I take it you forgot this one:

Quote from: piecewise on December 16, 2012, 09:02:02 pm
You say your words and the shimmering image of some sort of horrifying cat-staff appears and then vanishes.
Know what? I'm going to call your cat-torture and raise you one Carp-Spear. From my eyes!

Everything is better when it is brought into this world from someone's ocular cavities. I really want that spear now...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 12, 2013, 09:38:46 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on January 12, 2013, 09:30:13 pm
I could make a lump of magnet, with a rune for parabolic trajectory
And attach a metal kitten......

Effectively the same thing right?
Perhaps. I just wanted to rant in ye' olde dorfish. But yes, I think a metallic cat forever trapped in a parabolic path would be interesting.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 12, 2013, 09:28:15 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on January 12, 2013, 09:13:49 pm
I could do that as well... But magma is less predictable......
Predictable? Predictable! This man cares about predictability! What kind of dwarf cares about predictability? Now strap a kitten-torture-powered jetpack to yourself and wave that axe of magma lasers like there's no tomorrow!

Because there probably isn't.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 12, 2013, 09:09:41 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on January 12, 2013, 09:07:01 pm
You guys under estimate the power of a steel axe, which fires lasers of JUSTICE MAGMA!!!
There, now it's dorfy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 12, 2013, 07:57:17 pm »
Try to find a tannery, preferably without finding any more magi.

"Oh, just as well. I would most likely have killed her with or without a vaguely implied order to do so. She was a very uncouth and boring person. Can't too many of have them around."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 12, 2013, 04:27:35 pm »
'Good show! Now I wonder what she was carrying...

Proceed to wait for high-fivery. Regardless of whether that succeeds, commence gentlemen-ly looting!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: January 12, 2013, 04:05:52 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on January 12, 2013, 03:28:49 pm
Oh god.... What Tsuchi is making.......

That is deadly......



Unless you turn your entire body into some random material
Michelin Man!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 12, 2013, 03:52:08 pm »
'Why ever does that zombie hate Josh so? All I think he wanted us to do was brutally murder this young furnace-woman. That isn't so hard. She is horrifically boring after all.'

Use the opportunity my less-than-trustworthy friend is giving me and kill the fire mage.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 12, 2013, 12:27:51 pm »
((In that case because I didn't hear a word Josh said, I will pretend IC that I heard him give a name, and that it was Josh.))

Clack my teeth at the mage and point to my sad lack of a throat. If she doesn't understand, then try to slash her in half once more, idiotic mages aren't really that good of mages, after all.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 4: In With The Right Crowd
« on: January 12, 2013, 11:49:59 am »
'Oh, dear. A heathen fire mage. No creativity whatsoever. Where's the fun in just burning something? At least have ingenuity in your elemental focus. I shall have to decapitate her now, shan't I? Blasted Josh the Necromancer and his soul magic.'

Decapitate or mortally wound the woefully boring fire mage with the bastard sword. Low slash, there isn't enough room for an over-handed chop. Both hands on the hilt, I have a bastard sword for a reason.

((I do know Bernie's name, I'm just calling him Josh. For all of time. I rolled a five on ignoring everything he said, so I'm going to make use of my ignorance.))

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