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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Make a crime sound innocent.
« on: June 03, 2014, 03:46:08 pm »
Making sure the bank gets its insurance policy.
Stealing candy from a baby
Stealing candy from a baby
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Igynpadca
« on: June 03, 2014, 03:35:21 pm »
SImple! just activate the divines rituals.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ASG] The Prison Galaxy: Escape the Prison Ship!
« on: June 01, 2014, 09:39:11 am »+all of the ones+3.+2+1Spread out! Search for a way out! You two see if you can get those large doors open! Run to peek around the corner at that open area on the right. If it's clear, run back to help the others with the doors.+1
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ASG] The Prison Galaxy: Escape the Prison Ship!
« on: May 30, 2014, 02:55:27 pm »
If my ship guess is corret, then were heading to the engines, UP!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [ASG] The Prison Galaxy: Escape the Prison Ship!
« on: May 30, 2014, 02:18:40 pm »
Right!...Left...?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Igynpadca
« on: May 30, 2014, 02:16:58 pm »
Aparently crashing a starship into a tentacle demon is not a good idea, nor is it a sane one.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ELECTIC NAZI SIEGE - ANNIHILATION INTENSIFIES; THE LIGHT AWAKENS
« on: May 29, 2014, 08:43:23 pm »
SUMMON THE ELDRTICH PLANE.
BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING STANDING, THAT ISNT PLANEESS
MAKE COLLOSAL PLANE.
TURN ENTIRE TOWN INTO PLANE.
BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF ANYTHING STANDING, THAT ISNT PLANEESS
MAKE COLLOSAL PLANE.
TURN ENTIRE TOWN INTO PLANE.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Spheres of Creation! Back in action
« on: May 27, 2014, 02:11:41 pm »
Write now! Write of the horrers and mind bending dark ones, so that later I can reform myself, better, stronger, BETTER!
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: May 22, 2014, 06:36:26 pm »
A new adventure of F.A.L.L.E.N! This is a mighty read!
F.A.L.L.E.N The scientist desides " LETS RESEARCH AND MAKKE ALL OF THE GUUUNS!"
an hourlater, a IAA agent asks whats up, I tell him I am making guns and seeliing theeem! :D
He was piissed, but he did nothing, and I bring loads of guns in box's to escape.
Next round, I am the MALF AI! I decide "Lets just hack all of the APC's and lay low.
I immedaitly scream" INTRUDERS ALERT INTRUDERS ALERT!" and say they stole the nukedisk, by emagging there way from teleporter, to caps office,Since i had no borgs, nothing really happened besides me bolting shit.
BUT A SEC OFFICER BARGES IN AND INTO THE TELEPORTER TOOO SPPACE!((He lives though, got in a space suit and jumped out, went back into Tcomms, where he gets back
I then Detonate Supermatter, by turning on the emitter.
I then broke Tcomms, via overloading the Hub.
CE gets nosey, I let him in, he gets crushinated by my door, THe medic notices the pain of the CE and asks to get in, she gets in, brings the CE's body to Cryo, I promtly use explode machine on cryo,CE gone, And borgs are built!
And then I DELTA!and before that i det'ed the Chemits place and robotics machine((after haxing them))
Cue me going into the HOPS office, crush the sec officer, and then state my laws, and delta.
After the crew fails to do anything, I say there all gonna be slaves to syndicates!
I wanted to detonate a airlock, causing space, but I accidentily hit explode.
My last words as AI was "DING HOTPOCKETS ARE DONE"As the entire station was ingulfled in a nuclear flame.
Killing everyone but the few people at Prison station, I locked out Mining and science outpost.
F.A.L.L.E.N The scientist desides " LETS RESEARCH AND MAKKE ALL OF THE GUUUNS!"
an hourlater, a IAA agent asks whats up, I tell him I am making guns and seeliing theeem! :D
He was piissed, but he did nothing, and I bring loads of guns in box's to escape.
Next round, I am the MALF AI! I decide "Lets just hack all of the APC's and lay low.
I immedaitly scream" INTRUDERS ALERT INTRUDERS ALERT!" and say they stole the nukedisk, by emagging there way from teleporter, to caps office,Since i had no borgs, nothing really happened besides me bolting shit.
BUT A SEC OFFICER BARGES IN AND INTO THE TELEPORTER TOOO SPPACE!((He lives though, got in a space suit and jumped out, went back into Tcomms, where he gets back
I then Detonate Supermatter, by turning on the emitter.
I then broke Tcomms, via overloading the Hub.
CE gets nosey, I let him in, he gets crushinated by my door, THe medic notices the pain of the CE and asks to get in, she gets in, brings the CE's body to Cryo, I promtly use explode machine on cryo,CE gone, And borgs are built!
And then I DELTA!and before that i det'ed the Chemits place and robotics machine((after haxing them))
Cue me going into the HOPS office, crush the sec officer, and then state my laws, and delta.
After the crew fails to do anything, I say there all gonna be slaves to syndicates!
I wanted to detonate a airlock, causing space, but I accidentily hit explode.
My last words as AI was "DING HOTPOCKETS ARE DONE"As the entire station was ingulfled in a nuclear flame.
Killing everyone but the few people at Prison station, I locked out Mining and science outpost.
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Other Games / Re: Space Station 13: Urist McStation
« on: May 21, 2014, 04:53:10 pm »
Is there IPC's on the server?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Spheres of Creation! (minimalist sandbox renamed)
« on: May 21, 2014, 04:37:33 pm »
(we shall always waits for the gaammes!)
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: May 21, 2014, 04:31:15 pm »
The roboticist called me to the Research break room, saying someone was looking for him. after I finished my meeting with the heads of staff ((everyone got death alarms!)) I pick up the three diona's waiting outside, there all adorable! I then went into the meeting place, walk in, asked what he wanted, he promptly stun gloved me, and my two dionas started keeping his shit down, long enough for me to flash him, I then call for sec and try to run with the diona's, By then I was at Crit red health ((IPC's don't feel pains!)) After get to the research door, Here he comes with his surgical saw of doooom! One final cut on my head and my body just blew to bits, and my Screen((where my Positronic brain is stored!)) is stolen! The evil roboticist, with my head, goes into Morgue, casually slurps up the new body, and chucks my head into the coffin. Cue the captain, my fair three dionas ((Chi, Katterpod, and a nameless one)) trying to find my fallen head. ((My IPC name was F.A.L.L.E.N!Cue the life alert jokes!)) and a fair five minutes later, they are in the morgue, all the morgue containers are open, but my coffin is the only one not opened, then the Captain opens it and runs for whatever reasion, Chi picks my head up, brings it to robotics. Robotics cuts open the monitor and stuffs it into a CYBORG! THEY COULD OF PUT THE HEAD BACK ON AND HAVE ME ROLL OUT!((IPC's loose all there limbs when they die, Defaulting to rolling around)). Cue me picking all my broken peaces into a body back and into the shuttle.
Ill go on.
The next round, after a long round of Xenobiology ((I have Widdle golems!)) I walk out, a scientist was being muuurdered! By another one! I say stop that! Cue him stun batoning me and my hoard of nymphs(( Katter pod CHi and one with a human-ish name)) disarm him to hell, but this time I was in crit for reals, cant move, but cant die due to time.So I was like, No problem, Ill live. after the murderer running away and the nymphs dragging me to science, the roboticist((different one and different round)) put me on surgery table, turns on his welder, and accidentally murders me.
How you ask?
He wasn't on help intent and I was a scratch away from turning into (repairable) bits. Cue the welder causing the feather that brakes the camels back.
Ten minutes later, I am fully repaired, all limbs replaced and shiny too! From then on the round continued until the murderer scientist pops out and suicide bombs me.((Unrepairable, gibbed.))
Ill go on.
The next round, after a long round of Xenobiology ((I have Widdle golems!)) I walk out, a scientist was being muuurdered! By another one! I say stop that! Cue him stun batoning me and my hoard of nymphs(( Katter pod CHi and one with a human-ish name)) disarm him to hell, but this time I was in crit for reals, cant move, but cant die due to time.So I was like, No problem, Ill live. after the murderer running away and the nymphs dragging me to science, the roboticist((different one and different round)) put me on surgery table, turns on his welder, and accidentally murders me.
How you ask?
He wasn't on help intent and I was a scratch away from turning into (repairable) bits. Cue the welder causing the feather that brakes the camels back.
Ten minutes later, I am fully repaired, all limbs replaced and shiny too! From then on the round continued until the murderer scientist pops out and suicide bombs me.((Unrepairable, gibbed.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Spheres of Creation! (minimalist sandbox renamed)
« on: May 21, 2014, 03:50:35 pm »
Bumpity
((Yess!))
((Yess!))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Create a character
« on: May 21, 2014, 03:43:35 pm »
He can explode at will, but is unharmed from doing so
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [TSG] Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance
« on: May 16, 2014, 08:45:56 pm »You're speaking about authority in Nigeria. He means prisoners taken within Nigeria's borders.Its not like our home base is there!