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General Discussion / Re: Murrican Politics Megathread 2016: There Will Be Hell Toupée
« on: April 26, 2016, 08:26:05 pm »
Man, if I'm a corporation I'd really like to know who else has stock in me, so I can hunt up the board of directors and kick all the bastards out for never showing up to meetings.
I mean, part of that is because I don't have board of directors meetings for the corporation of I, but that just means the buggers have been failing in their duty as stockholder to arrange such events!
Also I haven't actually seen anyone paying for stock, so the whole investment thing is... well, very badly documented if nothing else. How the hell do you even audit the fiscal contributions of what are apparently unnoticed split personalities?
I mean, part of that is because I don't have board of directors meetings for the corporation of I, but that just means the buggers have been failing in their duty as stockholder to arrange such events!
Also I haven't actually seen anyone paying for stock, so the whole investment thing is... well, very badly documented if nothing else. How the hell do you even audit the fiscal contributions of what are apparently unnoticed split personalities?


