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Have to admit, I'm now wondering if anyone's ran statistics on regional public restroom hygiene in the US. I half think that some group or another has, but hasn't made the findings public because no one actually wants to know hard data on that. Unless they happen to be in the cleanest region, anyway.

Maybe not even then. There's not much point in being king of the hill if you're still inside a crater...

Though for actual assassins, the tried and true skull talisman works wonders. Most summoning/auto-summon (bottle of living water, etc.) items do, though the skelliespam amulet is easily the cheapest for what it does. 5 death gems and a bit of gold for something that drowns offscript mages in chaff is silly efficient, to the point its use is sometimes agreed to be banned in multiplayer games, heh.

Eehh... I suppose if you've got an S9 aboleth around to use the spell, it might be... less shit, at least. Until someone gets fed up with it and casts burden of time or somethin', heh.

... y'all had a ban on bilingual teaching in cali? Like, are we talking no teaching of foreign languages or no teaching in not!english?

But gender-segregated restrooms are so that multiple people can use it at the same time. Does nobody else see a problem with having men and women naked in the same room?

... what kind of place are you living that people strip down before going into a stall or sidling up to a urinal? Alternately, what the buggery is going on that has multiple people sharing the same stall? _{I mean, besides buggery *eyebrow waggle*}

And kinda' ninja'd, but... yeah. Yeah.

Insofar as practicality goes, iirc it would cost a bit to transition the male bathrooms into unisex ones (which would consist of replacing the urinals with proper stalls, which I can't see many men actually complaining about, m'self. Stalls are barely slower and involve a lot fewer creeps staring at your junk.), but that would largely be it. Space wise would be about on par, there's not really much that would need to be done to accommodate women (maybe a bio disposal bin for sanitary products, iirc), and... nothing needs to be done to accommodate men, because urinals are the only thing going on there and they're not exactly needed, nor do they really save much space.

Honestly, so far as stall space goes, unisex would be significantly more efficient in many areas -- it's not exactly unknown for one or the other gendered bathroom to be filled to capacity and the other mostly empty. If overflow can shift as necessary without the current issues involved there, things would be better insofar as that goes. You'd still want (at least) two just for maintenance reasons if it's a venue of any meaningful size, but yeah.

Probably more meat with apple pie thrown in, but... yeah. I don't see what's wrong with that outcome

Honestly, those smaller apple pies, like you eat one-handed and fit in a small box... I could see that. Some sort of apple and meat pastry/hotpocket. Probably hand cooked because that coming from a freezer box or over a fastfood counter sounds goddamn terrifying.

Though really, if I were going that route, I'd probably make the apples separate from the rest of them and just slice 'em and put 'em in uncooked, so they're still nice and crunchy. Make sandwiches, basically. Or fruit and meat stuffed rolls, more like -- your average apple is kinda' perfectly sized for a dinner roll or biscuit or whathaveyou. Slice layers instead of section, lay it out like cheese slices over the meat. Kinda' tempting. Or a cinnamon roll with meat slices inside the circle-y bits. Something like that.

Pressure cooker'd pork roast with (unfiltered) apple juice instead of water!

Verdict: Holy shitballs. I may have developed a spontaneous psychological addiction. It's very hard right now to stop myself from sitting down and consuming all ~4 pounds of this roast, before anyone else tastes it.

Will be doing this again, oh gods. It's bloody close to perfect; the texture is amazing, the tenderness is just right, and that flavor of delicious apple that suffuses the entire thing is just enthralling. Normally I add sauce of some sort to meat like this but this time it's just too good and I can't stop long enough to put anything on it because it needs to be in my mouth ;_;

And the cooking process was silly easy, just sticking the juice and the meat into the cooker and turning it on, no other steps. Was a little on the expensive side (the roast was ~10 USD for ~4 pounds, which is fairly hefty, and the delicious juice was like... four bucks, I think, for the whole container of it, which I didn't use up by any means), but damn. Worth.

As I noted the last time this was suggested, Y, we actually do have the medical technology to survive a pretty extensive amount of exsanguination these days, especially if properly prepared for it. Chances of the test subject surviving are pretty high, with the proper setup.