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No, Obama is antichrist. Also gay, according to this site. And he's simultaneously a Muslim and a godless megalomaniac. That must be difficult.

Nah, being the antichrist comes with some neat powers. I've heard it stated by a published (if entirely unnotable) bible scholar that the antichrist is both Islam (as in, the whole thing) and a currently-living iranian. Doing some extra time as gay Obama, Muslim Obama, and godless megalomaniac Obama shouldn't be much of an extra burden. They just tag out for different hours of the day.

Yes. Yes, it does.

How to speak dragon: First, set everything around you on fire. Then, violently step on everything that isn't burnt. Finally, eat everything no longer able to run away fast enough.

Congratulations! You now know how to speak fluent dragon. Body language is a big thing for the draconic. Remember that.

The right wing political people have been diverging from the Catholic church (and reality) for a long time.

Pretty much. Even a lot of the US catholics don't agree the Pope has any authority, nevermind the protestant majority, many of which outright think the guy's the antichrist and/or devil.

Nice-ish to see the guy continuing to talk about as well as you could expect out of 'em, though, I guess. Fellow's views are about as catholic as soiling yourself in a confessional _{(bonus point get: crude old people joke)} but at least he gives lip service to some of the better parts of it instead of primarily the backassward bits. It's something.

What kind of wizard are you and how can I acquire this power?

Keep to an actually consistent sleep cycle for a few months and you'll probably find yourself doing the same thing. I do use an alarm clock, but when things are actually on schedule for an extended period it becomes very much common to wake up a bit before the alarm goes off... even if it's not on :V

Snooze, though... I've never used snooze. Seems to defeat the purpose. If I want to give myself room to go back to sleep, I just set multiple alarms, each one sequentially louder and more shrill than the last. Back in college it was phone on vibrate, then on sound, then the computer came on at "Fuck the Neighbors" volume. Never actually reached the second stage, heh. Knowing you have to get up to turn off the loud alarms lest someone punches the shit out of you for having noise music start to blare at five in the morning is a helluva incentive to get up and moving.

... has he already given the congress talk thing? Is that what it was about?

E: To be a bit more clear, I honestly expect the pope to treat that with more care than something like a third to a half (at minimum) of the republican party does. If he's actually gone off on some sort of smash the barrier tirade, it'd be a little surprising.

No, no baug. What you were looking for is "Gaping wider than santorum's namesake." Gotta' keep it topical.

Then it would have been proven that everyone else had an even more crippling fear of success

Though honestly, hobina looks a lot more like it's actually caelian's that are the second class citizens. Presumably they aren't trusted to transmit vital information back to the rulers. For all its everything is basically tissue paper on this map, it's fairly metal that they're basically ruled by a coven of magically powerful bears. Bearocracy is pretty hardcore.

Lil' weird they can't summon bears, though, now that I think about it. Maybe the harbringers are worried about competition? Part time bears would probably have trouble holding ground with real ones. Explains why everything is screwed up with 'em, they don't have properly beary leadership, just a pale shapeshifting imitation.

In other news, while typing that, I have apparently convinced myself that a bear-themed nation is a good idea. Hrm.