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... y'know, of everything I was expecting going into Romancing Saga 1, being able to start off with a wolf and a bear as initial companions wasn't among them.

I am happily surprised. The bear is awesome! It's been punching orcs and skeletons and shit to death with its mighty bear paws :3

And yes, EH. Such snubbery of a great piece of film making would lead the very dawn to split the heretic in twin by the infinite power of casual misspelling.

E: Sweet buggery they let you teach the animals magic. My wolf friend is now capable of spewing death fire! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Roughly as nuanced and sophisticated as the original plot. Sounds like something they could work with :V

... wouldn't the degree of reasonableness depend on the cheek?

So are several species of duck, if I remember right.

Maybe? From what I recall the ducks are "just" violently coercive. The bedbugs and their ilk take it to another level. And ninja'd by baug, yeah, but already typed so whatever.

... are you aware of bedbugs, rol, and similar such critters? Sentience has little to do with it.

... what about "Use a tablet instead"?

The Chinese are rumored to be working on their own furious fapper, to avoid what one analyst termed "the fap gap".

... y'know, thinking on it, china actually involves a great deal of... that. I wonder if there's some way to exploit that as a resource. I mean, we sometimes use other emissions as fertilizer or explosives or whatev', so obviously repurposing things is a thing, but I don't think we've gone after the fappening. And now I'm faintly curious if we could, and through what means...