Also-wtf: my cat purrs like the gurgling of a demijohn letting out air bubbles from a gallon of beer.
... what the blazes is a demijohn? My... spellcheck even recognizes it, but that's the first time I've ever seen one and all I can imagine the some kind of unholy mixture of a demilich and a partaker of whores.*
Actually looking at it, the alternate name is apparently
carboy, and I still have no idea what the fuck these things are. I appear to have
seen them, but I've never seen either of those words before. How the blue hell has a jug wrapped in something ended up with
either of those names?
Bloody hell, I have family that used to run freaking moonshine and that still rings no bells.
*E: The mental image, by the way, is roughly that of a skull servitor wearing a strap-on. It comes with the scene of corner workers fleeing into the distance, warning others nearby, "Fly you fools, the demijohn approaches!"